shane
@shanestites.bsky.social
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
December 17, 2024 at 10:42 PM
A mom just came in SO EXCITED to find a map store bc her son would LOVE it.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
She tries to be coy. "My son is... Really into maps. Real special kid."
I'm like, ma'am, this is a map store. Half my customers are on the spectrum. I have a trains and transit section. You're among friends.
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A short 30 years later, here we are.
December 18, 2024 at 12:31 PM
A short 30 years later, here we are.
this gal's off her rocker
Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??
They were cooked in Greece
They were cooked in Greece
November 28, 2024 at 7:48 AM
this gal's off her rocker
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Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.
November 21, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Remember in the movie “Aliens” when no one listened to the woman and then everyone died? That’s what the vibe feels like right now.
when yur hip on Bluesky you pronounce it BluSkee
November 22, 2024 at 6:01 AM
when yur hip on Bluesky you pronounce it BluSkee
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Y’all really listen to music everyday? Like every single day? No skips? Just daily sounds in your ears?
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Y’all really listen to music everyday? Like every single day? No skips? Just daily sounds in your ears?
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Some days you’re the dodgeball, some days you’re the face
November 19, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Some days you’re the dodgeball, some days you’re the face
thinking about stealing the family turkey and running off with it.
November 20, 2024 at 4:23 AM
thinking about stealing the family turkey and running off with it.
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Once you realize that Trump isn’t nominating cabinet members to RUN agencies but DESTROY them, it makes more sense.
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Once you realize that Trump isn’t nominating cabinet members to RUN agencies but DESTROY them, it makes more sense.
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I did the "Safety Dance," but I'm still insecure.
November 19, 2024 at 6:42 AM
I did the "Safety Dance," but I'm still insecure.
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You forget to eat? That's cute. I forget to breathe
November 18, 2024 at 11:29 PM
You forget to eat? That's cute. I forget to breathe
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Someone said my fingers look like an alien’s, if you’re looking for a hand job that’s out of this world.
November 19, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Someone said my fingers look like an alien’s, if you’re looking for a hand job that’s out of this world.
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Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
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There is something deeply amusing about musklings coming here and realizing there’s no algorithm to boost their rage bait, which was their main advantage.
November 17, 2024 at 1:29 PM
There is something deeply amusing about musklings coming here and realizing there’s no algorithm to boost their rage bait, which was their main advantage.
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“Morning, Stan.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
November 17, 2024 at 3:28 PM
“Morning, Stan.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
“Hey, Artie.”
“I like the new roof thingy.”
“It’s called a 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘢.”
“Oooh… pardon moi.”
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cool vintage sign from when the world was still in black and white
November 17, 2024 at 6:18 PM
cool vintage sign from when the world was still in black and white
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bestfriEND.
boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
it all ends.
but you know what doesn’t end?
Project Sekai:Colorful Stage, Featuring Hatsune Miku, Brand new World.
rt if u cried
boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
it all ends.
but you know what doesn’t end?
Project Sekai:Colorful Stage, Featuring Hatsune Miku, Brand new World.
rt if u cried
November 17, 2024 at 6:58 AM
bestfriEND.
boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
it all ends.
but you know what doesn’t end?
Project Sekai:Colorful Stage, Featuring Hatsune Miku, Brand new World.
rt if u cried
boyfriEND.
girlfriEND.
it all ends.
but you know what doesn’t end?
Project Sekai:Colorful Stage, Featuring Hatsune Miku, Brand new World.
rt if u cried
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getting a haircut and doing a kubrick stare at the mirror the whole time to make sure he’s not fucking up
November 17, 2024 at 7:03 PM
getting a haircut and doing a kubrick stare at the mirror the whole time to make sure he’s not fucking up