shanard
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"A resurrected being who now wields unimaginable might and commands the arbiters of fate. He seeks to pierce through the layers of existence, and reunite fragmented space-time. He shall rule over the planet and create eternity."
I want to watch an NFL presser where the coach comes out and is like “yeah team looks like dogshit but I guess we’ll do our best this week”.
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I want to watch an NFL presser where the coach comes out and is like “yeah team looks like dogshit but I guess we’ll do our best this week”.
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I know everyone is buggin' out about the bugs but... I have Ivalice on my mind~
#FinalFantasyTactics
#FinalFantasyTactics
September 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I know everyone is buggin' out about the bugs but... I have Ivalice on my mind~
#FinalFantasyTactics
#FinalFantasyTactics
Y'all ever think about how Encanto and Blasphemous are basically the same thing?
September 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Y'all ever think about how Encanto and Blasphemous are basically the same thing?
Jokerfied Ben Johnson
September 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Jokerfied Ben Johnson
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Me: I don’t know what to name my Argonian…I fricking hate myself.
Lady friend: How about “Goes-on-Dates”?
Me: Nobody would ever go on a date with me. Frick this.
Her, grabbing my hand: What’s this then?
Me, voice cracking: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close
Lady friend: How about “Goes-on-Dates”?
Me: Nobody would ever go on a date with me. Frick this.
Her, grabbing my hand: What’s this then?
Me, voice cracking: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close
August 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Me: I don’t know what to name my Argonian…I fricking hate myself.
Lady friend: How about “Goes-on-Dates”?
Me: Nobody would ever go on a date with me. Frick this.
Her, grabbing my hand: What’s this then?
Me, voice cracking: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close
Lady friend: How about “Goes-on-Dates”?
Me: Nobody would ever go on a date with me. Frick this.
Her, grabbing my hand: What’s this then?
Me, voice cracking: My hearts a stereo, it beats for you so listen close
Edge of Eternities is not my favorite limited format but Gigastorm Titan might be my favorite Magic card. I contain multitudes.
August 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Edge of Eternities is not my favorite limited format but Gigastorm Titan might be my favorite Magic card. I contain multitudes.
Those who don’t go for runs in 90 degree heat never experience the post-90 degree run glass of chocolate Fairlife.
August 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Those who don’t go for runs in 90 degree heat never experience the post-90 degree run glass of chocolate Fairlife.
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Two ships pass by one another on a dark and foggy night
I gaze longingly towards the silhouette of other ship: do you think there’s girls over there
Perilous Pete: I think I gots scurvy
Me: yup. I bet they’re curvy… (yelling) h-hello?
Voice from other ship: do ye have girls over there?
I gaze longingly towards the silhouette of other ship: do you think there’s girls over there
Perilous Pete: I think I gots scurvy
Me: yup. I bet they’re curvy… (yelling) h-hello?
Voice from other ship: do ye have girls over there?
August 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Two ships pass by one another on a dark and foggy night
I gaze longingly towards the silhouette of other ship: do you think there’s girls over there
Perilous Pete: I think I gots scurvy
Me: yup. I bet they’re curvy… (yelling) h-hello?
Voice from other ship: do ye have girls over there?
I gaze longingly towards the silhouette of other ship: do you think there’s girls over there
Perilous Pete: I think I gots scurvy
Me: yup. I bet they’re curvy… (yelling) h-hello?
Voice from other ship: do ye have girls over there?
I call this one the "you sure you want to keep passing me removal there, boss?"
www.17lands.com/deck/3cffeaa...
www.17lands.com/deck/3cffeaa...
17Lands.com
www.17lands.com
July 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I call this one the "you sure you want to keep passing me removal there, boss?"
www.17lands.com/deck/3cffeaa...
www.17lands.com/deck/3cffeaa...
Reminder: my Oreo review group is Oreo MEN. Do NOT listen to the Oreo Boys. They are scoundrels and do not pay their membership dues!
July 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reminder: my Oreo review group is Oreo MEN. Do NOT listen to the Oreo Boys. They are scoundrels and do not pay their membership dues!
Almost done with FIN draft on Arena. Last thing I want to do in the format is meld Vanille/Fang. Wish me luck!
July 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Almost done with FIN draft on Arena. Last thing I want to do in the format is meld Vanille/Fang. Wish me luck!
Had I realized Lightning was the only rare I wouldn't have splashed and gotten the zero rares seven wins deck:
www.17lands.com/deck/07a3a2b...
www.17lands.com/deck/07a3a2b...
17Lands.com
www.17lands.com
July 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Had I realized Lightning was the only rare I wouldn't have splashed and gotten the zero rares seven wins deck:
www.17lands.com/deck/07a3a2b...
www.17lands.com/deck/07a3a2b...
Flipped my Sephiroth in a draft game this morning and I'm going to be chasing that high again for awhile.
July 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Flipped my Sephiroth in a draft game this morning and I'm going to be chasing that high again for awhile.
Finished Gundam Gquuuuuux today. It was neat but I’m getting a little burnt out on new types being Jedi/espers.
June 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Finished Gundam Gquuuuuux today. It was neat but I’m getting a little burnt out on new types being Jedi/espers.
They call it “Andor” because it’s full of different dramatic possibilities.
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
They call it “Andor” because it’s full of different dramatic possibilities.
Going to start boredommaxxing in an attempt to restore my cognitive function.
June 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Going to start boredommaxxing in an attempt to restore my cognitive function.
New Final Fantasy set got me watching the Pro Tour again. Fun to think about my stated opinion of "UB kind of sucks" lines up against my revealed preferences.
June 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
New Final Fantasy set got me watching the Pro Tour again. Fun to think about my stated opinion of "UB kind of sucks" lines up against my revealed preferences.
Pleased to report that the lads (Fallujah) have released another absolute heater of an album.
June 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Pleased to report that the lads (Fallujah) have released another absolute heater of an album.
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I love you Samus, I love you Metroid.
May 7, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I love you Samus, I love you Metroid.
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No words to describe what this means for me. Here's my Vivi Ornitier card for #MTGxFINALFANTASY !✨
So grateful to my AD Stephanie Cheung for trusting in me for this!
So grateful to my AD Stephanie Cheung for trusting in me for this!
May 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
No words to describe what this means for me. Here's my Vivi Ornitier card for #MTGxFINALFANTASY !✨
So grateful to my AD Stephanie Cheung for trusting in me for this!
So grateful to my AD Stephanie Cheung for trusting in me for this!
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you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
May 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English
My bank account was not optimized for this set.
May 10, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My bank account was not optimized for this set.
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The Catholics, in order to curry with Khagan Pritzker, have chosen a subject of his Horde as Bishop of Rome
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Catholics, in order to curry with Khagan Pritzker, have chosen a subject of his Horde as Bishop of Rome