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Shamu_Sam
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my car smells like I a steak and cheese tornado rolled under the seat and has been slowly decomposing
October 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Making a fingerboard skate park for my son. So far, so good
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My doctor wants me to pay a yearly subscription fee to be a patient at their practice, $350 this year.

The future of US healthcare is here folks. This will be normalized within a year.

this dumb, broken country can’t get out of its way from being absolutely pathetic.
July 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
January 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Tempting…
December 27, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Found my tribe
December 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
this is the way
December 8, 2024 at 7:33 PM
December 6, 2024 at 7:22 PM
our house guest has shown their hand
November 28, 2024 at 4:04 AM
your “happy place” is either photoshop/AI or being trapped in a house
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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has anyone made a billionaires blocklist yet
November 21, 2024 at 1:18 PM
I know news can’t be all gloom and doom but it’s crazy the New York Times has this above the fold on the front page
November 20, 2024 at 5:51 PM
I know what happened to Lamborghini…
November 16, 2024 at 2:15 AM
It’s 5 minutes into the school day and I’ve been called a shitty dad 4 times and asked if I’ve ever gotten “fried”
November 15, 2024 at 2:10 PM
converted my mug into a Buddhist mug
November 13, 2024 at 4:13 PM
the students are attacking me…but I also see no lies here
November 13, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Slacked off on the deck for a bit but it’s getting there.
November 12, 2024 at 7:07 PM
weird. I didn’t have 4 new sexbot followers when I logged in to BlueSky this morning…
November 12, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Rise up, I say. RISE UP
November 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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Dems in Disarray
November 17, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I have the opportunity to get out of Dodge (the U.S.) again and I might do it. Has way more to do with what I love (traveling, being immersed in different cultures) than anything else. Still not sure if it’s right for the family, would be harder this time around.
November 12, 2024 at 1:28 AM
can’t but I know treble has been underrated for years, decades perhaps.
oh you like music? name every frequency
November 11, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I’m looking for a starter pack of medium sized to small sized accounts of people with interesting jobs/hobbies who will also post about politics. think @curiousaudio.bsky.social
@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social
@alexwild.bsky.social
any ideas?
November 11, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Rick Scott origin story
November 11, 2024 at 2:34 PM
I didn’t know I’d need a serrated knife to pry the Ben and Jerry’s ice cream from that pint. Maybe all those ingredients weren’t meant to be frozen

frozen marshmallow = brick
frozen caramel = brick

thaw for 10 mins?? = still brick
November 11, 2024 at 3:03 AM