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Shambollic
@shambollic.bsky.social
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I'm not new. Just finicky about the people in my life
Chatty | Genuine | Fervent | Snarky | Opinionated

Passionate about Audible | Visual | Edible things
Chef -> Elect Engineer -> disabled.(for now)
Terminator spine
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Happy HELL-o-Ween.
Give me liberty, or give me halloween candy.

MicroNovel in the [ALT]
Parody Halloween image by @Shambollic -the wanker... The front of a house with a red door. A sign hanging reads "Happy HELLoween" in dripping blood-colored paint. A large black spider with glowing eyes descends from its web over the door. Autumn leaves are scattered about on the porch with trick or treaters gather around to get Halloween candy. A youth dressed as Spider-Man reaches into a large bowl of candy on the pedestal on the left, as the other children wait their turn. One is a Ghost, one as Superman, a Batman and Cinderella. Several carved pumpkins are illuminated by candles inside them. The largest pumpkin has hair like Donald J. Trump. There is a CSI chalk outline of the Statue of Liberty, as a warning to those who dare cross the precipice. A tree in the background and a crescent moon create a silhouette through leafless branches. If you can't tell, this is generated with prompts from my brain & vision, using Gemini - Nano Banana creation tool.
October 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Does this happen for everyone, or just for people who abhor the Meta privacy theft org? 😱
screen capture of a Bluesky post where d00d assumes🤔 that everyone has a facebook account. ;-)
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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For "$100 Beeellion Dollars"
Dr. Evil from Austin Power's movies with a pinky to his lips, with a singular raised eyebrow. Silver ring on same finger., and wearing a gray super villain suit.
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Doctor Stevil.

[ALT]
Ghoulish looking skinhead Nazi with a sinister expression in a Dr Evil styled suit, holding a hairless cat, pointing a finger.
October 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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Apple removes 'ICE tracker app' "because it puts ICE agents at risk"

ICE - GESTAPO with bullet proof vests, 9mm sidearms, tear gas guns & masks, and AR-15 automatic rifles.

They somehow think their 15 to 1 advantage might be hurt by unarmed citizens.

#GESTAPO2025
#FuckTimApple
#TrumpStein
Full Metal Fascists. A large group of ICE agents in full tactical gear, dispersing to go round up "dangerous illegals" Camouflage, bullet proof vests, assault rifles, sidearms, tear gas guns and bombs, gas masks
October 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I generated this earlier based on this iconic photo. Silly gesture., but hoped to make some people smile. Cheers.💙🙈🌎🐒
Gemini AI prompt used to generate this. Make a picture of a 3D action figure toy, named "JANE GOODALL" Make it look like it's being displayed in a transparent plastic package, blister packaging model. The figure is as in the photo, her style is very natural, casual, friendly and caring. On the top of the packaging there is a large writing: "JANE GOODALL" in white text then below it "Scientist. Conservationist. Humanitarian” Dressed in khaki shorts olive green shirt and sandals. Also add some supporting items for the job next to the figure, like Binoculars, Chimpanzee, Notebook, and camera. The packaging design is minimalist, cardboard color with faint tree foliage and chimp emblems in a repeating pattern, cute toy style like sold in stores. The style is cartoonish, cute but still neat, also put chimpanzee logo in the top right corner
October 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Here's a more cartoonish version from the same prompt. Funny how it hiccups on one thing each & every time you run it.
October 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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My first attempt at one of these, and my tribute to Jane Goodall.

See [ALT] for info
Gemini AI prompt used to generate this. Make a picture of a 3D action figure toy, named "JANE GOODALL" Make it look like it's being displayed in a transparent plastic package, blister packaging model. The figure is as in the photo, her style is very natural, casual, friendly and caring. On the top of the packaging there is a large writing: "JANE GOODALL" in white text then below it "Scientist. Conservationist. Humanitarian” Dressed in khaki shorts olive green shirt and sandals. Also add some supporting items for the job next to the figure, like Binoculars, Chimpanzee, Notebook, and camera. The packaging design is minimalist, cardboard color with faint tree foliage and chimp emblems in a repeating pattern, cute toy style like sold in stores. The style is cartoonish, cute but still neat, also put chimpanzee logo in the top right corner
October 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Yup. That's me!
Cracked looking gray colored background with the following words in light blue, white, and red text. I speak my mind I vote my conscience I stand up for what's right I love my friends and family Therefore: I truly must be: Antifa Silenced Eliminated The Enemy Within
October 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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FYI: Trump allowed or caused THREE government shutdowns in his first term. While not the most, the time of shut down is the longest, by far.

The Cabinet of Chaos & GOP are looking forward to a shutdown so they can indiscriminately fire big swaths of Gov. employees.
List of government shutdowns by Presidential term, and quantities. Length of shutdown and notable details included as well.
September 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Well, I had a concept in mind—of them trying to "blend in" to highrise buildings in downtown cities where camo color is NEVER found.
To reuse your deer analogy; they would probably stick out less wearing day-glo-orange.

Oh yeah, your Q: I just did an image search and plucked a bunch.

BTW:👇👀 [ALT]
Found this while searching ICE images on Google. This is a sadistic sonofabitch is out on the streets abducting non-whites to deport from the country. Found at: https://www.chosun.com/english/world-en/2025/09/13/XUOI7HBG3JHAFGKQWIAAHXEDYE/
September 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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Not sure they understand the purpose of CAMOUFLAGE, but last I checked, camo was used to obscure and blend in, not stick out.
Dicks in camo, being dicks. Dicks in camo, being dicks.
September 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Has anyone thought of asking Trump to just quit?

Like, pretty pretty please, with TOTS on top?
cartoon image of boy offering tater tots to the president behind the resolute desk, and asking him "Please?"
September 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Love that math. Our GDP is only $29T.

BTW; not for nothing, evidently when MAGA/Qanon eats their own, it results in perfect orthodontia.. Amazing teeth, bro.
Apparently this fucknut's psychological problems didn't spawn from lack of parental care. That's an expensive set of teeth there....
September 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Incognito beard. Kinda looks sprayed on.
Screen capture of a product called Mane - hair thickening spray and root concealer and before and after application photos of the top of a man's scalp.
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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If true, it took a lot of balls for Elon to drop this verbal bomb about Trump back in June.
Screengrab of a Twitter post on Jun 6, 2025 by Elon Mush stating: Time to drop the really big bomb: @realDonaldTrump is in the Epstein files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT!
September 26, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Well, I guess they drew Zeldin's name today.
Bingo type device with colorful balls with individual names of Trump cabinet with sign at the top labeled "DAILY TERRORIZER" AI concept image by @shambollic.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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Oh, and while I'm at it. (sorry)

d00d looks like Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, a Muppet character from the sketch comedy television series The Muppet Show, with his shy, long-suffering assistant Beaker.
September 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Nifty old rain maps I've collected over the years., if you're interested.. Sorry, I gEEk out on this type of stuff.
Average Annual Precip Washington State. Source unknown Average Annual Precip map, western Washington state. Source unknown Tri state map of Annual Precip, Washington, Oregon, California.
September 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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It's tough without the imprint code. -also sucks the photo is off-axis.🤬
Looked through 100's of pills: "white, oval, 12-13mm", absent of imprint on one side, limited results to time of day administration, and why he might need it.
FYI: two of these aren't intended comically. He has vascular issues.
Screenshot of white pill, imprint 59, Torsemide, Oval shape, Size - 13mm Medium low likelihood. (has both score and imprint(might disqualify)) Included cuz it's a diuretic used for Cankle treatment., altho' I don't know why he wouldn't get this early in the morning. TADA!!!! Screenshot of white pill, imprint 20, Tadalafil, Oval shape, Size - 13mm Fairly likely, I suspect. Included due to hypertension benefits, not for the obvious... You perv! Melania's gettin' it ANYWHERE else. Screenshot of white pill, imprint 17, Pantoprazole, Oval shape, Size - 12mm Fairly likely, I suspect. Included due cuz he's a Proton Pumpin' fool. ;-) Actually, GERD. Maybe he carries in case of indigestion/reflux Screenshot of white pill, imprint AN 355, Sildenafil Citrate, Oval shape, Size - 15mm <-- Least favorite, Might be too big. Included due to hypertension benefits. Note: Not terribly sold on the arc of this oval.,
September 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I think the Gurgler was educating himself about Tylenol on Wikipedia and stumbled across this old excerpt.

I stumbled across this today. Link in [ALT]
Screengrab from Wikipedia page-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tylenol_(brand) -showing an entry regarding "Questions about safety during pregnancy" from 2014.
September 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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If you, a friend, or family member are on the Autism spectrum, my condolences today as they unleash QUACKERY upon us all.

My biggest fear is if they experience too much push back, they might start rounding up "the affected", build more asylums, and then incur over crowding 🙁😠
Rainbow colourful infinity symbol autism rights advocates. It appears like multicolored paint floating in air with spatters in all directions. AI generated Autism logo from Adobe stock images. #711800639
September 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Yeah., funky... Silly AI. It's very much a visual 'operator'. It's like a 7 year old on Acid.

I didn't spend any/much time trying to refine anything. I just like to see what kinds of things it comes up with from a description.

BTW check out 'Shredder'. This was the 1st, but the audience was bots
tRex playing bass guitar on stage in a futuristic city with flying cars, with a sign that reads "PRIMAL RIFF" ?between 2 skyscrapers? and again, 4 strings, but 6 tuning pegs. Not sure where it came up with the name primal riff, but it kinda rocks!
September 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Someone please tell the flatulent nincompoop to just FOAD already.
🤬
Bird on branch, looking upwards with beak slightly agape, with caption that says "oh my god just shut the fuck up" No attribution. source unknown.
September 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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Swiss cheese? Generous. More like a cheese product for brains.🧡
4 different "flavors" of Kraft aerosol "cheese" spray product in cans. Shelf stable yucky shit that tastes so damn good when you can't get off the couch.
September 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM