shamas.bsky.social
@shamas.bsky.social
Writer, performer, and farm dwelling land lover.
When asked if I'm a comedian I say, 'Only if they laugh.'
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Canadian AF
Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
When asked if I'm a comedian I say, 'Only if they laugh.'
🇨🇦
Canadian AF
Free Palestine! 🇵🇸
Someone on a random FB page was complaining about this abandoned scooter.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Someone on a random FB page was complaining about this abandoned scooter.
Curried butternut squash soup. The addition of apples and apple juice makes it savoury and sweet with a touch of heat.
Silver Palette Cookbook.
Silver Palette Cookbook.
November 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Curried butternut squash soup. The addition of apples and apple juice makes it savoury and sweet with a touch of heat.
Silver Palette Cookbook.
Silver Palette Cookbook.
Oven roasted chicken on a bed of cabbage, spices with Harissa.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oven roasted chicken on a bed of cabbage, spices with Harissa.
When you don’t know the question but this is the answer.
Ahhh….
Ahhh….
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When you don’t know the question but this is the answer.
Ahhh….
Ahhh….
I just found out that all the lawyers who were QC under Queen Elizabeth, became KC when Charles became King.
I wonder if they have to change all their stationary.
I wonder if they have to change all their stationary.
November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I just found out that all the lawyers who were QC under Queen Elizabeth, became KC when Charles became King.
I wonder if they have to change all their stationary.
I wonder if they have to change all their stationary.
It’s a morning of fire and ice!
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It’s a morning of fire and ice!
Today, looked like it was gonna be just like any other day.
I couldn’t have even guessed that this would be the day I finally burnt decades of saved tax returns.
So.Much.Paper
I couldn’t have even guessed that this would be the day I finally burnt decades of saved tax returns.
So.Much.Paper
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Today, looked like it was gonna be just like any other day.
I couldn’t have even guessed that this would be the day I finally burnt decades of saved tax returns.
So.Much.Paper
I couldn’t have even guessed that this would be the day I finally burnt decades of saved tax returns.
So.Much.Paper
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Boycott this store! He is the same billionaire who funded the ridiculous Ostrich case.
🇨🇦 Heads up Canadians! 🇨🇦This U.S. Billionaire,
John Catsimatidis’ grocery retail stores called ‘RED APPLE’ have popped up across Canada.
Imposter who is “Proudly” serving Canadians 🤮
#shopcanadian #buycanadian
John Catsimatidis’ grocery retail stores called ‘RED APPLE’ have popped up across Canada.
Imposter who is “Proudly” serving Canadians 🤮
#shopcanadian #buycanadian
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Boycott this store! He is the same billionaire who funded the ridiculous Ostrich case.
This is the resting site of Technical Sergeant Leonard Phillip Matlovich.
Race relations instructor, and recipient of the Purple Heart and Bronze Star.
He purposefully outted himself as gay to fight their ban, the first to do so.
This is what real courage looks like.
Happy Veterans Day
#Pinks
Race relations instructor, and recipient of the Purple Heart and Bronze Star.
He purposefully outted himself as gay to fight their ban, the first to do so.
This is what real courage looks like.
Happy Veterans Day
#Pinks
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Montague Pinkerton “Mr. Pink”,
my ever sweet Pinky,
has ventured into the great beyond.
Only love remains
2010-Oct. 31, 2025
my ever sweet Pinky,
has ventured into the great beyond.
Only love remains
2010-Oct. 31, 2025
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Montague Pinkerton “Mr. Pink”,
my ever sweet Pinky,
has ventured into the great beyond.
Only love remains
2010-Oct. 31, 2025
my ever sweet Pinky,
has ventured into the great beyond.
Only love remains
2010-Oct. 31, 2025
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Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Nothing is inevitable. Effort is everything. Ignore the polls and run through the tape.
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
Vote: zohranfornyc.com/vote
Canvass + phonebank: zohranfornyc.com/gotv
“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.”
Thou Shalt Not Starve Children While Giving Yourself A Golden Ballroom
“They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.” - Tupac Shakur
www.thegodpodcast.com
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Clitless….😂😆😂!!
Republican’s suing Tylenol for not telling women it’s dangerous to take during pregnancy- what’s next they’re gonna sue Kotex for not telling women not to eat tampons? Stay out of our vaginas u clitless fools.
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Clitless….😂😆😂!!
Praise the lord and pass the popcorn!
I'm rooting for the Blue Jays just so I can see Donald melt down over a Canadian team winning the World Series.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Praise the lord and pass the popcorn!
An icing of frost on a wild country rose.
Sunday, October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Sunday, October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
October 26, 2025 at 12:59 PM
An icing of frost on a wild country rose.
Sunday, October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Sunday, October 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Yesterday I gave the vet a grand, and they gave me back my cat of 15 years with a bag of meds.
I spent the money, don’t care. Who needs front brakes anyway?
I spent the money, don’t care. Who needs front brakes anyway?
[me at the vet] here’s all my money, i don’t care, whatever it takes, do u need more
[me at my dr] a $20 copay, that’s outrageous
[me at my dr] a $20 copay, that’s outrageous
October 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Yesterday I gave the vet a grand, and they gave me back my cat of 15 years with a bag of meds.
I spent the money, don’t care. Who needs front brakes anyway?
I spent the money, don’t care. Who needs front brakes anyway?
Kicking up leaves!
October 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Kicking up leaves!
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My favorite sign for today
October 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My favorite sign for today
Premature detonation.
October 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Premature detonation.
While I’ve battened down the hatches, and secured as much as possible, the wind is really up and kicking shit around like a petulant teenager who’s had their phone taken away.
Rain is imminent.
I sip tea in anticipation.
Rain is imminent.
I sip tea in anticipation.
October 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
While I’ve battened down the hatches, and secured as much as possible, the wind is really up and kicking shit around like a petulant teenager who’s had their phone taken away.
Rain is imminent.
I sip tea in anticipation.
Rain is imminent.
I sip tea in anticipation.
Trent McClellend, dressed up for a This Hour Has 22 Minutes sketch
October 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trent McClellend, dressed up for a This Hour Has 22 Minutes sketch
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