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Shae Revolutions
@shae.bsky.social
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retired poster, sword girl, furret appreciator
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my girlfriend and I are in
magic card argothian enchantress
March 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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imagine resisting the urge to post on Twitter for months and then almost falling off the wagon cause you can't get a low effort halo 2 bisexual discourse joke out of your head
Twitter draft screenshot "sir, permission to leave the queer space" "for what purpose Master Chief" "to give the covenant back their straight boyfriend" image of the halo 2 bomb scene with "he, sorry I mean she" typed across the explosion
March 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
shae.bsky.social
finally collected enough Hare Apparents to pull this combo off in commander last night and I may never come down from this high
magic card thrumming stone "spells you control have ripple 4" magic card Hare Apparent "when this creature enters create a number of 1/1 rabbit tokens equal to the number of other creatures you control named Hare Apparent"
January 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
shae.bsky.social
was considering buying this anomalocaris plush and the reviews do not disappoint
the plush "before this plush: loser, lame, didn't get any girls. after this plush: chick magnets, hot and sexy, confident. his name is Hank, he is my slayboss. he is the most yass thing I own currently"
January 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
shae.bsky.social
me when I fucking get you
my cats biting each other
December 26, 2024 at 3:38 PM
shae.bsky.social
Characters most susceptible to the One Ring who would be destroyed and twisted beyond recognition the most quickly
Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
December 26, 2024 at 5:31 AM
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he's my son and I would do anything for him
magic token Warren Warleader
December 21, 2024 at 3:37 PM
shae.bsky.social
leaving one blue mana open when I have nothing useful in hand and am about to lose
crying behind the mask wojak
December 16, 2024 at 4:03 AM
shae.bsky.social
ok hear me out...
arms on arms
December 14, 2024 at 5:49 PM
shae.bsky.social
which way western man?
which way western man meme with kei truck in the light and cyber truck in the dark
December 13, 2024 at 6:49 PM
shae.bsky.social
you're god damn right
woopenberg
December 8, 2024 at 7:09 PM
shae.bsky.social
it's finally faerie Friday
magic card Spellstutter Sprite "flash. flying. 1/1. 2 mana cost. when it enters counter target spell with converted mana cost x or less where x is the number of faeries you control"
December 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
shae.bsky.social
finished decorating the tree
magic card Serra Angel on top of a Christmas tree
December 6, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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so like, this was made with AI right? they're just doing this now and hoping we don't notice or don't care?
image inconsistency example image inconsistency example armor details not making sense example
December 5, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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landlords
omlette du fromage meme from Dexter's Laboratory
December 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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phyrexian phriday???

objectively a terrible card but I like this bou cause he's 2cool4skool with that sickass harpoon gun

also when I was 11 my brother played green and he hated it when I slammed this bad boy on the battlefield
magic card phyrexian reaper 5 mana black creature 3/3 "whenever it becomes blocked by a green creature destroy that creature it can't be regenerated"
November 29, 2024 at 5:39 PM
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I hate being punished for having fun
magic card Orcish Bowmasters "flash, when it enters and whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in their draw steps, orcish Bowmasters deals 1 damage to any target. then amass orcs 1"
November 28, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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babe wakeup it's WUBRG Wednesday
magic card The First Sliver 5 drop 5 color "Cascade. Sliver spells you cast have cascade"
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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posting my cunty queen for 2 drop Tuesday
magic card Sythis Harvest Hand, 2 drop enchantment creature "whenever you cast an enchantment spell you gain 1 life and draw a card"
November 26, 2024 at 3:34 PM
shae.bsky.social
oh take me home, cunty rogue...
rogue from X-Men evolution
November 25, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 2:07 PM
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art of the MTG card Hare Apparent with laser eyes
November 24, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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when you put together a cute fit but then the dysphoria hits
Pokemon dress up game, tyranitar is wearing a skirt, glasses, a little bow in the "hair" and a parasol
November 23, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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you literally could not be more correct
November 22, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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the groomer panic from this one went on for a week lol
screenshot of Twitter caption "transgenderfying this innocent small town Twink" on some Grindr screenshots. Im not gonna type out the entire Grindr conversation, I'm sorry, but it starts with "I wish I could be like you" and my funny line at the end of it is "I mean you're a bottom and 5'7 that's already like 25% woman"
November 22, 2024 at 9:31 PM