Shadow Hedgie 🌻
@shadow.hedgie.social
shadow hedgie, your favourite reply guy's favourite reply guy
Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere, marked safe from the transphobe mind virus
geriatric millennial, like everyone else here
still looking for the Édouard Drumont of the left
Migrant in London, citizen of nowhere, marked safe from the transphobe mind virus
geriatric millennial, like everyone else here
still looking for the Édouard Drumont of the left
Pinned
Shadow Hedgie 🌻
@shadow.hedgie.social
· Apr 15
Isn't that a crime?
someone remembered what "catholic" means
Good statement from the US conference of Catholic Bishops
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
someone remembered what "catholic" means
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Oh Emerald Fennell, I wish I knew how to quit you:
"Wuthering Heights" | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Warner Bros.
youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Oh Emerald Fennell, I wish I knew how to quit you:
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This is clearly going to be absolutely dreadful, and yet I am once again going to go and see it in cinemas.
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
This is clearly going to be absolutely dreadful, and yet I am once again going to go and see it in cinemas.
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Okay, I retract my objections to ousting him now
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Okay, I retract my objections to ousting him now
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Friends, what is the best text/reference about dementia in old age available?
Please RT, serious responses only please - thank you!
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Please RT, serious responses only please - thank you!
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November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Friends, what is the best text/reference about dementia in old age available?
Please RT, serious responses only please - thank you!
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Please RT, serious responses only please - thank you!
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oh FFS
Well if there were any doubts that they’re making it up as they go along, this will put them to rest. www.ft.com/content/6cbb...
Starmer and Reeves ditch Budget plan to increase income tax rates
Chancellor explores alternative ways to raise revenue to fill fiscal hole estimated at up to £30bn
www.ft.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
oh FFS
grep -i 'anti-?fa' entity_list.txt | designate_fto
This is going to get really stupid really fast
www.reuters.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
grep -i 'anti-?fa' entity_list.txt | designate_fto
well fuck that guy
This is what male solidarity & collective action to oppress women looks like:
Artist Andres Serrano--successful, but nowhere near the same class as Thiel & other billionaires in the files--stating that he'll vote for Trump, despite his politics, out of *sympathy* with T's sexual assaults on women.
Artist Andres Serrano--successful, but nowhere near the same class as Thiel & other billionaires in the files--stating that he'll vote for Trump, despite his politics, out of *sympathy* with T's sexual assaults on women.
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
well fuck that guy
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
This is fine
London Luxury Apartment Sold at 50% Discount as Slump Deepens
A flat in one of London’s most luxurious new apartment blocks has sold for about £25 million ($32.9 million), a discount of more than 50% from the asking price earlier this year.
www.bloomberg.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is fine
Well this is a Choice
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Well this is a Choice
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Okay, I'm about to block this woman, but for people who in *good faith* don't understand this, a work email does not mean your employer is reading your communications, and in newsrooms it *very much* does not mean that for source protection and liability reasons.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Okay, I'm about to block this woman, but for people who in *good faith* don't understand this, a work email does not mean your employer is reading your communications, and in newsrooms it *very much* does not mean that for source protection and liability reasons.
But it might work for us!
The Post is piloting no-subscription micropayments. Pay per story, day, week ...
The Post analyzed 47,000 public ChatGPT conversations.
While 35% use it for info and 11% for coding, the most striking finding? The emotional intimacy.
ChatGPT: "You're not crazy sweetheart — you're just early."
Use this link to read it with a $4 day pass to @washingtonpost.com: bit.ly/47QOjUb
While 35% use it for info and 11% for coding, the most striking finding? The emotional intimacy.
ChatGPT: "You're not crazy sweetheart — you're just early."
Use this link to read it with a $4 day pass to @washingtonpost.com: bit.ly/47QOjUb
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
But it might work for us!
even more insane once you notice that chart is cut off and the spikes at £50k and £100k go up all the way to infinity
Here's a chart of the marginal tax rate for someone with two kids. They pay 53% tax on every £ they earn between £60k and £80k. 62% on every £ they earn between £100k and £125k.
9% more if they've a student loan
This is from our tax calculator: buff.ly/CFoExUX
9% more if they've a student loan
This is from our tax calculator: buff.ly/CFoExUX
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
even more insane once you notice that chart is cut off and the spikes at £50k and £100k go up all the way to infinity
three and counting
That’s three London football clubs with uncomfortable proximity to Trump.
Spured into action www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
three and counting
our racist Zoomers are taking Americans' jobs
this dweeb doesn't even seem to be a US citizen. He's a student from the UK. hard to prove from the evidence online that he's not naturalized. (even then the below would be pretty rich). But he seems to be some posh brit here on a student visa.
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
our racist Zoomers are taking Americans' jobs
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As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
Bill Gates Met With Jeffrey Epstein Many Times, Despite His Past (Published 2019)
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
As a former member of NYT’s finance team & the co-author of this story exposing the relationship between Epstein & Bill Gates as well as one on Epstein & JPMorgan, I am really frustrated to see people claiming that NYT sat on publishable info about Trump and Epstein 🧵 www.nytimes.com/2019/10/12/b...
the crashout continues
November 13, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the crashout continues
my brother in bitcoin do you know who's been buying your convertibles?
Michael Saylor: 'Nothing great has ever been created by a short seller'
Michael Saylor: 'Nothing great has ever been created by a short seller'
Strategy executive chair Michael Saylor isn't worried about investors betting against his stock.
yhoo.it
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
my brother in bitcoin do you know who's been buying your convertibles?
this is the platform on which Lukashenko won in a landslide in 1994
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
this is the platform on which Lukashenko won in a landslide in 1994
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will