The whole point of yesterday's feast was to enable today's sandwich
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The whole point of yesterday's feast was to enable today's sandwich
Today is for desserting too
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Today is for desserting too
Happy day before thanksgiving from the annual ritual pain sharing session in my office
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Happy day before thanksgiving from the annual ritual pain sharing session in my office
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Going into work late so fuck it, parm lunch
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Going into work late so fuck it, parm lunch
A beaut of a sundwich today
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
A beaut of a sundwich today
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today on bluesky
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
today on bluesky
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[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
The only conspiracy theory I've ever believed in trending towards being true is making me feel like I'm going crazy
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
[nods sagely] Avril Lavigne clone
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Chive Lord has fallen.
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Chive Lord has fallen.
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some months ago, my brain decided to save some space by attempting to store the tiktok girl voice on the same engram as the voice of the orz from Star Control II (1994)
i have not known peace since
with the rollout of video on bluesky, perhaps you, too, can share in my agony
i have not known peace since
with the rollout of video on bluesky, perhaps you, too, can share in my agony
September 17, 2024 at 9:52 AM
some months ago, my brain decided to save some space by attempting to store the tiktok girl voice on the same engram as the voice of the orz from Star Control II (1994)
i have not known peace since
with the rollout of video on bluesky, perhaps you, too, can share in my agony
i have not known peace since
with the rollout of video on bluesky, perhaps you, too, can share in my agony
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IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR
November 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR
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STOP 👏🏼 TRYING 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 HIKE 👏🏼MOUNT 👏🏼 WASHINGTON 👏🏼 IF 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 DON'T 👏🏼 KNOW 👏🏼 WHAT 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 ARE 👏🏼 DOING 👏🏼.
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
STOP 👏🏼 TRYING 👏🏼 TO 👏🏼 HIKE 👏🏼MOUNT 👏🏼 WASHINGTON 👏🏼 IF 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 DON'T 👏🏼 KNOW 👏🏼 WHAT 👏🏼 YOU 👏🏼 ARE 👏🏼 DOING 👏🏼.
Enchiladas, a chili sauce that I made up with out recipe that turned out pretty good
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Enchiladas, a chili sauce that I made up with out recipe that turned out pretty good
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
if i die its' going to be because i cant stop eating italian subs
this is my home creation, fine tuned for my own specifications after eating many great subs
this is my home creation, fine tuned for my own specifications after eating many great subs
October 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
if i die its' going to be because i cant stop eating italian subs
this is my home creation, fine tuned for my own specifications after eating many great subs
this is my home creation, fine tuned for my own specifications after eating many great subs
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twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
October 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
twitter is currently a frankenstein combination of 4chan and tumblr. we all know this. but bluesky is a different beast that i don't think people born after ~2004 fully grasp. bluesky is a frankenstein combination of tumblr and somethingawful
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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
June 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import