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sh0rtshine.bsky.social
Dan (jolly version)
@sh0rtshine.bsky.social
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Ho ho ho
Posting about wrestling sometimes, sorry
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Still from the Folgers incest commercial
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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US states redrawn only along natural boundaries. I like it, it kinda looks like they're all melting
An alternate imagined map of the United States with all state borders redrawn to be along natural boundaries, e.g. rivers and other bodies of water
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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The whole heel team with title belts #AEWDynamite 🤼
"All Out Attack" graphic from Persona 5
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I love these overly ornate 50s-era Moscow subway stations
The inside of a Moscow subway station with repeating stone columns and a yellow ceiling featuring ornate decoration and chandeliers The inside of a Moscow subway station with repeating arches and chandeliers down both sides The inside of a Moscow subway station with repeating marbled stone archways and detail work on the ceiling The inside of a Moscow subway station featuring paintings based on Ukrainian culture and repeating chandeliers
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Norma from Twin Peaks
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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It's the one thing they have going for them, to quote They Might Be Giants
And the fascists have the outfits But I don't care for the outfits What I care about is music And the communists have the music
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Did you know ... ... that two full freight cars were swallowed in 1918 at what is now Glory Hole Park?
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Look at this guy
Picture of a train on the Shanghai Metro
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Still of Gandalf from Lord of the Rings with caption "Me: Into the mines!"
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I always loved this design
An sticker that reads "I ❤️ voting" but the heart has been replaced with the shape of Ohio
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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The poster for the movie M. Butterfly, about a spy who goes undercover as an opera singer to get secrets from a diplomat
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Mfw
Wallace Shawn in My Dinner with Andre
November 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Fred Flintstone sliding down a dinosaur's tail
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Dale from King of the Hill
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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One of my most boomer opinions
The record cover for Fever Dog by Stillwater, the fictional band featured in Almost Famous (2000)
October 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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She is the table. And the table is set. And she has placed her order. And all that now remains is waiting to be served. "I Am the Table" t-shirt, based on a recurring segment from the Botchamania series of wrestling compilation videos
October 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Suggested for you r/Lifeis Strange2 white people disliking lis2 i played life is strange 2 like a year after lis1 and it is my absolute favourite game now. i think it is just objectively a
October 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Woody Harrelson (I think) wearing a hoodie that bears slight resemblance to the one in the quoted post, with long hair, a bong, and a bag of weed
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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All Elite Wrestling (AEW) referee Bryce Remsburg
October 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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[Verse 2] It's time to pass the torch You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you We're taking you to a home But we will sing a song about you
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Look out, we got ourselves a superfan here!
Youtube comment reading "I love this story so much I have a copy on DVD. A timeless classic!"
October 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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MFW I feel impaired due to the effects of anesthesia administered as part of a dental procedure, and I am unsure how to handle it because I'm a child
Still from the "David After Dentist" video
October 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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MFW I'm wearing a mask of Guy Fawkes as depicted in the graphic novel V for Vendetta and its film adaptation
A Guy Fawkes mask
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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MFW I'm a child being interviewed about an ongoing event for the local news
The "I like turtles" kid
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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MFW I'm a popular music artist filming a dance sequence for my music video
Rick Astley in the Never Gonna Give You Up music video
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM