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Sarah G.
@sglassmeyer.bsky.social
Social Media Inflawencer. World's Okayest Legal Technologist.
IYKYK
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
God/Mother Nature/the universe said, “oh you want ICE in Chicago? Let’s go.”
November 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
We discovered, as I noticed person on hotel shuttle with a banjo, that this is apparently a bluegrass theme cruise. I am pretty stoked.
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Greetings from Disney Springs, @magicaltrash.com
November 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Social contract of help yourself bacon at hotel breakfast bar broken
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
This is an elite Waffle House. There’s a cast of old man regulars, the cook is 3rd string because 1&2 are at family funeral and jail, and there’s a cattle dog tied to a truck (in the shade) in the parking lot. Waffles are real fluffy too.
November 4, 2025 at 7:54 PM
…while standing outside a Buc-ees eating a biscuit
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
hey...hey...remember when you were the chair of W's VP selection committee and you picked yourself and then within two years the US was in a war and the company that you were CEO of made billions of dollars in profit????

that was awesome.
November 4, 2025 at 12:52 PM
well this is a pickle
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I live in a small college town in Indiana. The local playhouse is doing a production of Rocky Horror. They posted this cast picture on facebook. The Rocky costume is a LOT for before 9am.
October 31, 2025 at 1:56 PM
can i suggest...
October 31, 2025 at 12:28 PM
IBM, 1979 (and they know a little something about using tech in authoritarian climates):
October 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I have a running search for houses back home and...HOW MANY SQUARE FEET???? 🧐

(If you don't know 1488 is one of those Nazi special numbers they like to sneak in places)
October 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Chotiner’s Comin’, yo!
October 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Update: I bought it.
October 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’m at a train swap meet with my dad. New gender just dropped.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Listen, there’s a lot going on but we need to talk about the headpiece Camilla wore to meet Pope Bob.
October 23, 2025 at 11:11 PM
btw, I’m in Bermuda, my sister got married yesterday, and we dressed my dad up in Bermuda shorts and socks. Bermuda is only a 1.5 hour flight from NYC if someone is looking for place to live that’s not collapsing into fascism but still needs to do business in NYC/US occasionaly. Plus…the socks.
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Say it to their fucking face
October 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
He’s the ship’s problem now.
October 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ATTN @waldo.net and other enjoyers of the movie Moonstruck. Amazing or REALLY amazing?
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We got the quilters. Fuck yeah protest art on your preferred medium. A preemptive shut the fuck up to people that think this is cringe.
October 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Load of Divorce Wagons
October 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
About to turn 50 but still discovering new pops
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
October 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM