Sof
@sfmfandoms.bsky.social
Library assistant. Cat mom. AuDHD. Chronically ill. D&D player and DM. Crafter. Perpetually exhausted. I just share shitposts and neurospice.
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Find my cat on Insta: @the_grouchiest_oscar
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Find my cat on Insta: @the_grouchiest_oscar
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Sof
@sfmfandoms.bsky.social
· Feb 19
*slaps roof of Loop earplug case* "These bad boys have prevented SO MANY meltdowns."
Coworker: Are you gonna use that space heater?
Me, stripping off my hoodie and hat because I'm overheated: Nope.
Me, stripping off my hoodie and hat because I'm overheated: Nope.
October 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Coworker: Are you gonna use that space heater?
Me, stripping off my hoodie and hat because I'm overheated: Nope.
Me, stripping off my hoodie and hat because I'm overheated: Nope.
My dad, playing a themed word game: It says "Things That Are Hot" but I don't see my wife in here anywhere.
October 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
My dad, playing a themed word game: It says "Things That Are Hot" but I don't see my wife in here anywhere.
Dear Google,
Glasses are expensive, and I just bought a pair. Instead of showing me glasses ads right now, please show them to me in a year as a reminder to go to the eye doctor again.
Thanks,
Sof
Glasses are expensive, and I just bought a pair. Instead of showing me glasses ads right now, please show them to me in a year as a reminder to go to the eye doctor again.
Thanks,
Sof
October 14, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Dear Google,
Glasses are expensive, and I just bought a pair. Instead of showing me glasses ads right now, please show them to me in a year as a reminder to go to the eye doctor again.
Thanks,
Sof
Glasses are expensive, and I just bought a pair. Instead of showing me glasses ads right now, please show them to me in a year as a reminder to go to the eye doctor again.
Thanks,
Sof
Foot: I am being accosted by the largest stone to ever assault my person!
Me: *takes off shoe to find a speck that might be a rock maybe*
Foot: I swear it felt bigger...
Me: *takes off shoe to find a speck that might be a rock maybe*
Foot: I swear it felt bigger...
October 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Foot: I am being accosted by the largest stone to ever assault my person!
Me: *takes off shoe to find a speck that might be a rock maybe*
Foot: I swear it felt bigger...
Me: *takes off shoe to find a speck that might be a rock maybe*
Foot: I swear it felt bigger...
I have chronic pain. Every day I hurt.
The pimple in my nostril is worse.
The pimple in my nostril is worse.
September 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I have chronic pain. Every day I hurt.
The pimple in my nostril is worse.
The pimple in my nostril is worse.
Ironing board: *closes with the screech of the dying*
The cat: What IS that demonic thing?!
The dog: And more importantly, DOES IT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?!
The cat: What IS that demonic thing?!
The dog: And more importantly, DOES IT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?!
August 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Ironing board: *closes with the screech of the dying*
The cat: What IS that demonic thing?!
The dog: And more importantly, DOES IT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?!
The cat: What IS that demonic thing?!
The dog: And more importantly, DOES IT WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?!
The quote: "Too broke to keep anyone else in the clown car"
The oddly-endearing image Meta AI came up with:
The oddly-endearing image Meta AI came up with:
August 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The quote: "Too broke to keep anyone else in the clown car"
The oddly-endearing image Meta AI came up with:
The oddly-endearing image Meta AI came up with:
Mom: Thank you for putting away the food last night when I forgot to.
Me: You're welcome!
Dad, the other person who forgot: She didn't have to do anything other than put it in the fridge.
Me: I also had to turn off the oven. Or well, didn't have to, but it seemed wise.
Dad: ... Thank you.
Me: You're welcome!
Dad, the other person who forgot: She didn't have to do anything other than put it in the fridge.
Me: I also had to turn off the oven. Or well, didn't have to, but it seemed wise.
Dad: ... Thank you.
August 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Mom: Thank you for putting away the food last night when I forgot to.
Me: You're welcome!
Dad, the other person who forgot: She didn't have to do anything other than put it in the fridge.
Me: I also had to turn off the oven. Or well, didn't have to, but it seemed wise.
Dad: ... Thank you.
Me: You're welcome!
Dad, the other person who forgot: She didn't have to do anything other than put it in the fridge.
Me: I also had to turn off the oven. Or well, didn't have to, but it seemed wise.
Dad: ... Thank you.
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Me: I like your hair! It's cute.
Visitor, to my aunt: She needs her glasses checked.
Visitor, to my aunt: She needs her glasses checked.
July 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Me: I like your hair! It's cute.
Visitor, to my aunt: She needs her glasses checked.
Visitor, to my aunt: She needs her glasses checked.
Friend, doing their best Goofy impression: I like murder!
Me, to their cat: Your mom is weird.
Me, to their cat: Your mom is weird.
July 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Friend, doing their best Goofy impression: I like murder!
Me, to their cat: Your mom is weird.
Me, to their cat: Your mom is weird.
Friend, while reading an instruction manual: Don't tell me what to do.
July 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Friend, while reading an instruction manual: Don't tell me what to do.
Mornings are hell and I am condemned to damnation.
June 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Mornings are hell and I am condemned to damnation.
Sir, I don't think your friend would appreciate you and your buddy gossiping about his gf ab*sing him. On speakerphone. In a crowded convention hall. #ALA #LibrariansAreWild
June 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Sir, I don't think your friend would appreciate you and your buddy gossiping about his gf ab*sing him. On speakerphone. In a crowded convention hall. #ALA #LibrariansAreWild
Self confidence? Hell no. I know what decisions I've made.
June 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Self confidence? Hell no. I know what decisions I've made.
You might be neurodivergent if you have a king-sized bed in a 4-star hotel room but kinda really want to sleep on the chaise lounge instead.
June 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
You might be neurodivergent if you have a king-sized bed in a 4-star hotel room but kinda really want to sleep on the chaise lounge instead.
You say potato; I say tomato.
We are talking about different things.
We are talking about different things.
June 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
You say potato; I say tomato.
We are talking about different things.
We are talking about different things.
Can't sleep because my right kneecap exists and I'm too aware of it.
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
June 17, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Can't sleep because my right kneecap exists and I'm too aware of it.
If you know, you know.
If you know, you know.
If someone would kindly write a book called "Oot in a Boot: A Canadian Dr. Seuss" so I don't have to but my brain worm is satisfied, I'd be much obliged.
Alternatively, if it already exists and you send it to me, you can have my firstborn if I ever have one.
Alternatively, if it already exists and you send it to me, you can have my firstborn if I ever have one.
June 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
If someone would kindly write a book called "Oot in a Boot: A Canadian Dr. Seuss" so I don't have to but my brain worm is satisfied, I'd be much obliged.
Alternatively, if it already exists and you send it to me, you can have my firstborn if I ever have one.
Alternatively, if it already exists and you send it to me, you can have my firstborn if I ever have one.
You might be AuDHD if you spent the day unable to focus because your coffee creamer was a different flavor so your coffee tasted wrong.
Not bad. Wrong.
You also might be AuDHD if you know the difference.
Not bad. Wrong.
You also might be AuDHD if you know the difference.
June 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
You might be AuDHD if you spent the day unable to focus because your coffee creamer was a different flavor so your coffee tasted wrong.
Not bad. Wrong.
You also might be AuDHD if you know the difference.
Not bad. Wrong.
You also might be AuDHD if you know the difference.
Vodka cocktail and a Law and Lumber LawTube stream. What a Friday night. I party HARD, y'all.
June 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Vodka cocktail and a Law and Lumber LawTube stream. What a Friday night. I party HARD, y'all.
Do you eat too much fiber? Because you are massively full of shit.
June 1, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Do you eat too much fiber? Because you are massively full of shit.
Sometimes she looks like a Muppet ..
May 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sometimes she looks like a Muppet ..
Standing in the kitchen at 5 a.m. eating a banana and being yelled at by my cat. What even is life.
May 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Standing in the kitchen at 5 a.m. eating a banana and being yelled at by my cat. What even is life.