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Seyjan
@seyjan.bsky.social
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Unapologetic aro-gay gamer geek/tech writer
- he/him, 40+
- FFXIV: Jenova (main)/Behemoth (alts)
- GranblueFantasy: Seyjan
- #TTRPG enjoyer
- Likes/Follows/Reposts may be NSFW
- NO AI #aisucks
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#FFXIV #ffxivmemes
A meme image template with a calm lady on the left labeled "DDoD" and the tired meme face burred behind the Final Fantasy XIV logo labeled "FFXIV". The captions say - DDoS: "honey it's time for your daily DDoS attack" FFXIV: "Yes honey"
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Yes. Yes they do, sir. 😀

Thank you #Granblue, for serving it up for everyone.

#GBF #GranblueFantasy
An image from Granblue Fantasy, the mobile game, of a rather sexy Fox guy, who is not wearing a shirt and showing off his well-sculpted torso. What else he is wearing is very fancy garments and some brass or gold jewelry. He has teal hair with braids. His name is Himira, and he is saying, "Some men look better unclothed. What d'you think? Am I killin' it or what?"
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
If you haven't already voted, remember that this next Tuesday is election day. Here in Texas there's a lot of propositions, including a troubling one, proposition 15, touting "parental consent". Which we all know is targeted at LGBTQ+ youth, specifically trans youth. Vote no!
#vote #vote2025
I picture of someone's hand holding up an "I voted early!" sticker on their index finger. In the background is a chair with several plushies on it, including a yellow smiley face, a purple ditto Pokemon plush, an Alpha plush from Final Fantasy XIV, and a large goobbue plush pillow.
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
I should really start a counter on how many times I repost this same image.

#aisucks #fuckai
A red image with goldenrod and black text which reads: "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING" "NOBODY ASKED FOR IT" "EVERYONE HATES IT"
October 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults-Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
An image from Final Fantasy XIV, of several scholars from the Sons of Saint Coinach in the Crystal Tower, standing alongside G'raha Tia, Cid Garlond, and a male Au Ra Warrior of Light.
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Yet more evidence, for any that didn't already know, that the Salvation Army is a bunch of bigots. Taking time out of their busy day of not helping homeless to feed ICE and fascists. Don't give them your money!
An image of a red Salvation Army donation bucket, with a white "no" symbol over the hand of someone putting some money in. On the bucket is a caption that reads, "We don't donate to the bigot bucket."
October 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
I still have no idea what I'm doing after three hours, but I was running around sort of exploring, and mashing buttons. It's free, the character creator isn't terrible, and there's a dizzying amount of cosmetic items for various currency.

#BlueProtocol #BPSR
An image of a character from Blue Protocol: Star Resonance, looking very cross with someone off screen. He's has darker skin, dark purple hair with aqua and white-ish highlights, and two different colored eyes - blue and green. He's also got some angular markings on his left cheek. An image of a character from Blue Protocol: Star Resonance, making an attempt to smile at the camera this time. He's has darker skin, dark purple hair with aqua and white-ish highlights, and two different colored eyes - blue and green. He's also got some angular markings on his left cheek.
October 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Team Pretty Boys rolling into Dread Barrage grinding.

#GrandblueFantasy #GBF
A screenshot of a Light element based team from Grandblue Fantasy. The line-up is a set of 6 handsome men. From left to right: Gran (the main character, as a Shieldsworn), Sandalphon (wearing his coffee dealer outfit), Basara, Summer Ragazzo, Light Percival, and Pijiu.
October 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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#fuckai #aisucks
A red image with goldenrod and black text that reads: "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING" "Nobody asked for it." "Everyone hates it."
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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It's that time...time to grind!

#FFT #FinalFantasyTactics
A screenshot of the early Ivalice world map from Final Fantasy Tactics. There are only three major sites open, with the labeled one being "Merchant City of Dorter". Veterans of the game know that this upcoming fight is rather difficult and so most grind levels and job skills fairly hard before attempting it.
October 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Uhh...does this count? I don't think the actual in-game tool existed in 1.0. 😅

Bonus screenshot of a useless chocobo and the "Holiday Event" bell arch.

My Legacy character (my alt, sadly) still has that coat. It was a bitch and a half to craft.

#FFXIV #wolqotd
A very old screenshot from Final Fantasy XIV, the first, 1.0 version that no longer exists. There's a male Roegadyn excitedly raising a fist, wearing a dapper dark navy blue coat, long leather boots, and a santa hat. He's standing beside a chocobo who is also dressing in Holiday barding with strap on reindeer antlers. Behind them is a "festive" arch with a large bell, with a long cord to ring it.
September 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
QRT with a random screenshot from your screenshot folder with no explanation.

Have four.
A male Hrothgar Pictomancer, dressed like a street artist, is confronting an ornery female Viera, who is making a strange pose with a hand cover her face and the other stretched out straight ahead. The Viera is saying "Apyaahi!" They are in the Sagoli Desert, a zone in Final Fantasy XIV. The Viera has a small mushroom minion next to her. A screenshot of Final Fantasy XIV during a very old holiday event occurance of the Starlight Celebration. There is a swarm of many dozens of adventurers mounted on bears. The bears are all wearing Santa outfits. A seated old man, dressed only in long underwear. The caption says, "With utmost care, you remove Orland's sabatons and breeches, leaving the sleeping old man exposed to the elements and at the mercy of the nearby ravenous bears and tentacled morbols. May he rest in peace." A picture of a large crowd gathered before The Rising stage in Ul'dah, several of them are cheering with red glowsticks in their hand. On stage are 7 scantily clad men of various races from Final Fantasy XIV. Plus one male Hrothgar dressed in a gold and black suit with gold rimmed sunglasses. We clearly had a different interpretation of the "Sultana Seven" that year!
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
Thank you! 💜 I did find a better robe!
A screenshot from the Final Fantasy XIV Lodestone page for a male Hrothgar. He's wearing an all black outfit, consisting of a mostly plain black robe, some very strappy gloves, and a Korean gat hat with a thin veil over half his face. He also has an ornate black staff across his back and some brass jewelry.
September 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Cygames, I think your art team for this little Advyrntures thing needs a break. And maybe a proof checker. 🤣🍆🥒

#GBF #GranblueFantasy
An image from Granblue Fantasy, of a reward screen from the new "Advyrntures" feature where little dragon mascot character Vyrn can go out with some other minor buddy characters to get items. In this screen, it shows an icon of Vyrn holding a long green cucumber. It is placed in an unfortunate position so it looks like he's holding it at his crotch and he is "riding" it. Or it looks like a huge wang. The window reads: "Buddy Level Rewards" "You got Fresh Cucumber! This item has been sent to the inventory."
September 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
I might have been a little inspired by a recent cultural phenomenon...

Need to find a better robe.

#FFXIV #hrothgar
An in-game character portrait of a male Hrothgar wearing a tall and wide brimed Korean gat hat with a veil on it. He is grinning enough to show a bit of teeth and fangs, looking out from just under the brim of the hat.
September 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
The timeline seems to think your handsome guy here is thinking about cream filled snacks. 💜
A screenshot of the BlueSky timeline, with the Diuscountinued Food account posting about a "white fudge marshmallow Twinkies" right above Micah's picture of Kyoichi.
September 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
The Far Eastern Lady Errant's hat now works for #Hrothgar, and I assume Viera too. I now need to make a glam after getting it from the store.

#FFXIV
A picture of a male Hrothgar in Final Fantasy XIV in the "Fitting room" trying on a hat. It looks very much like a Korean Gat hat, with some extra bits and things.
September 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Also screenshot of the quoted post in case they remove it later. That's a cool ratio there, bro.
A post from the Crunchyroll account that says: "Share a piece of anime lore that lives rent-free in your head." It has been reposted 9 times, quoted 556 times, and liked 84 times. There are also 285 comments.
August 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
seyjan.bsky.social
The bandwagon has arrived.

#ffxiv #hrothgar

yuzupome.github.io/ffxiv-card/i...
The character card for Seyjan Astalder, a male Hrothgar Warrior of Light. He is wearing a fancy pink and black outfit, while holding out an absolutely massive frying pan at someone out of frame. I am very, very casual so...take my play style with a grain of salt.
August 23, 2025 at 6:28 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Enjoy Hrothgar.
An image of a male Hrothgar in a very purple themed fancy getup. He is also wearing some purple-tinted glasses and has an very big and fancy hair style with purple streaks. An image of a male Hrothgar in a pink and black Cosmic Exploration uniform, seated at a table with his elbow on one knee. There is also a Coeurl kitten in the shot. The image is framed by neon lights and hearts. An image of a male Hrothgar looking up at the sky, one hand raised to shield his eyes from the direct glare of the sun. He is wearing a denim jacket, stylish sunglasses, and a lot of silver jewelry.
August 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I got the new frilly Aiming body piece last night from the Vana'diel raid. So I had to make a glam. Enjoy basic bitch Lodestone pic since I am on the clock right now and can't go get an in-game screenshot.

There's also a heart on his butt now! 💜 Also spent an hour finding a hat.
#FFXIV #hrothgar
A screenshot of a male Hrothgar in a very frilly chest piece and skirt. It is showcasing his abs and chest behind some lace and a chunky brass pendant necklace. He is also wearing a wide brimmed smoky gray hat with a feather in it.
August 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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#ffxiv #lahee
A screenshot of a small round serpent with yellow stripes. It's the Great Serpent of Ronka! The caption says "Live, Laugh, La Hee".
August 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
seyjan.bsky.social
Oh fuck this noise with a rusty spoon.

#aisucks #fuckai
A red image with some pale yellow-ish ribbonlike banners and text that states: "STOP FORCING A.I. INTO FUCKING EVERYTHING" "NOBODY ASKED FOR IT" "EVERYONE HATES IT"
August 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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It took me right up to the pity to get him. I suppose I can thank my terribad luck trying to get the fire healer guy from the last banner. Lost the first 50/50 for the healer and then nearly to the second when the banner changed. But now I have a hot dragon so... lol gacha luck
#XXLWOOFIA
A screenshot of the adult gay mobile game XXL Woofia's summon screen, featuring Tyrantino, a very muscular anthropomorphic dragon. The current screens shows that I am "guaranteed an XXL Buddy in 2 summons", which most gacha players know as the "pity mechanic." However, I only have a single summon remaining. An 11-pull summon result screen from XXL WOOFIA. Amongst the summons which were all converted to shards, indicating I already had the character, the second pull was Tyrantino, the new dragon character. Taking the other screenshot, this means he was pulled by hitting the pity mechanic.
August 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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If you see this, post a full body shot.
✅ SFW ONLY

I usually have the Southseas Talisman instead of the shirt, but the form-fitting one was so good and some FC mates wanted to see a buff cat in it.

#ffxiv #hrothgar
A male Hrothgar in Final Fantasy XIV, stopping to pose in a relaxed manner for the camera. He's wearing a form-fitting pink t-shirt, a red, white, and blue bandana, a red and black gingham bandana around his neck, and frayed blue jeans over some work boots. He also has a rather hi-tech botanist axe and several chunky bracelets and rings.
August 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM