I'm obsessed with the alarm clock in my hotel room

I can't wait to play GTA 6 for the plot

The plot:

Introduce yourself with 4 video games

At least when I went back they said both my ears are "perfect" for an industrial 💅

Honestly f*ck ppl who specifically book a window seat and don't have their eyes glued to the window staring in wonder like a child during takeoff and landing ✈️

Fuck "unisex", I prefer "multisex"

Every time Drag Race comes around it's like, you want me to learn 14 absurd names and properly associate them with people who have 3-4 drastically different looks every episode and I can't even remember the names of half the people I'm watching the show with

Patience is a virtue

"No alcohol sales until noon on Sundays" what hell is this? This is why I hate traveling for Christmas

Things my left hand does independently from my right hand: paint right hand fingernails

Things my left hand does well:

Ah yes, the performative act of bothering to wear pants in case you have to stand up during a video call

Reviewing a training guide at work and I've never seen so many close-ups of handshakes between white dudes in suits.

Me, putting myself out there on a new social media platform: