WhiteWomanNormals
@sevencloud.bsky.social
Professional ugly friend. Your gooner’s favorite gooner. God sends me his most annoying white gay man to test me in my most trying times. I’ll never pay taxes.😔🙏🏽
Blessing my dear friend for his birthday 😌
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Blessing my dear friend for his birthday 😌
And by smashed I mean unloaded into my body😌
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
And by smashed I mean unloaded into my body😌
Had to justify the three plates I smashed today🫠
November 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Had to justify the three plates I smashed today🫠
Examples of requests that I know Santa would refuse but someone wouldn’t mind granting 🤭
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Examples of requests that I know Santa would refuse but someone wouldn’t mind granting 🤭
Finally finished setting up my Krampustree. I have some spaces I’d like to fill up so if anyone would like to put in a request for the dark lord of winter night to fulfill something devious, sinful, or otherwise unruly just shoot me a DM and I’ll put it up with just your first initial 😈
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Finally finished setting up my Krampustree. I have some spaces I’d like to fill up so if anyone would like to put in a request for the dark lord of winter night to fulfill something devious, sinful, or otherwise unruly just shoot me a DM and I’ll put it up with just your first initial 😈
Preparing my body to absorb as much mashed potatoes and pie that it can in a day 😮💨
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Preparing my body to absorb as much mashed potatoes and pie that it can in a day 😮💨
Something I would tell my younger gym self is that even if you do a work out routine regularly, there’s just going to be some days that you suck at it and other days that you smash it and not to let it bother you🙂↕️
November 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Something I would tell my younger gym self is that even if you do a work out routine regularly, there’s just going to be some days that you suck at it and other days that you smash it and not to let it bother you🙂↕️
My favorite thing about tweets like this is I can send this to my straight friends and they would understand but my gay friends would be totally lost 🫠
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
My favorite thing about tweets like this is I can send this to my straight friends and they would understand but my gay friends would be totally lost 🫠
Trying to set up my tree and forgot that ornaments don’t come with hooks🫠
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Trying to set up my tree and forgot that ornaments don’t come with hooks🫠
The fact that I’ll still go to the gym after a 10 hour holiday rush shift at work is gay culture
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The fact that I’ll still go to the gym after a 10 hour holiday rush shift at work is gay culture
The white man I reply guy for is in Hong Kong but it’s nice to know I can just have Hong Kong at home 😌
November 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The white man I reply guy for is in Hong Kong but it’s nice to know I can just have Hong Kong at home 😌
I promise I did more than show off my nipples at the gym today 😔
November 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I promise I did more than show off my nipples at the gym today 😔
I’ve become one of those people who’s nipples pop out at the gym 😩
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I’ve become one of those people who’s nipples pop out at the gym 😩
Taking the chance to play around as much as I can at the gym.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Taking the chance to play around as much as I can at the gym.
Is this anything?
November 14, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Is this anything?
You got to the gym to build yourself a better body, I go to the gym to destroy my self esteem. We are not the same.😤
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
You got to the gym to build yourself a better body, I go to the gym to destroy my self esteem. We are not the same.😤
My friend that abandoned me this weekend left me this as a “souvenir” to taunt me 😩
November 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My friend that abandoned me this weekend left me this as a “souvenir” to taunt me 😩
Wait these are kind of cute, I wonder who I could use those on though…
November 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Wait these are kind of cute, I wonder who I could use those on though…
Be the reason your straight friends know what the bear flag is
November 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Be the reason your straight friends know what the bear flag is
This place has everything.
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
This place has everything.
Ngl this is my kryptonite 🐷
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ngl this is my kryptonite 🐷
Friend:”yeah just make a mix drink”
Me:”bourbon and ice is a mixed drink right?”
Me:”bourbon and ice is a mixed drink right?”
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Friend:”yeah just make a mix drink”
Me:”bourbon and ice is a mixed drink right?”
Me:”bourbon and ice is a mixed drink right?”