-both scandal plagued
-both used office to enrich selves and friends
-neither ever cared about constituents
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stay tuned for trump endorsement next
-both scandal plagued
-both used office to enrich selves and friends
-neither ever cared about constituents
#LikeAttractsLike
stay tuned for trump endorsement next
-appears at next debate w/ bags of frozen bagels for everyone
-uses 'oy very' in response to every question
-changes his debate entrance music to hava negila, makes several awkward kicks in the air
#HesTurningJewish4TheVotesJerry
-appears at next debate w/ bags of frozen bagels for everyone
-uses 'oy very' in response to every question
-changes his debate entrance music to hava negila, makes several awkward kicks in the air
#HesTurningJewish4TheVotesJerry
-fake interactions with 'ordinary NYers'
-thinks ppl up on Dyckman/down in park area in promo video bc they support you instd of trying to represent/get 15sec of fame
-sweet talking NYPD, thinks PatLynch forgot any-thing
-refuses to gth out of the race &stop wasting everyone's time
-fake interactions with 'ordinary NYers'
-thinks ppl up on Dyckman/down in park area in promo video bc they support you instd of trying to represent/get 15sec of fame
-sweet talking NYPD, thinks PatLynch forgot any-thing
-refuses to gth out of the race &stop wasting everyone's time
-doesn't know why you can't go between cars anymore on the train
-thinks it's NY attitude to insult homeless ppl asking for change
-is not #CurtisSliwa who I personally saw tending to the homeless &offering handwashing during pandemic when DeBlasio did no outreach
-taxed pandemic UI
-doesn't know why you can't go between cars anymore on the train
-thinks it's NY attitude to insult homeless ppl asking for change
-is not #CurtisSliwa who I personally saw tending to the homeless &offering handwashing during pandemic when DeBlasio did no outreach
-taxed pandemic UI
-what is nutcracker where is it sold
-doesn't have favorite bar/restaurant/store that closed that he will mourn endlessly in EVgrieve
-doesn't have contempt for people who yearn for old 'gritty' times square or 80's 90's
-holds hands over ears on platform
-what is nutcracker where is it sold
-doesn't have favorite bar/restaurant/store that closed that he will mourn endlessly in EVgrieve
-doesn't have contempt for people who yearn for old 'gritty' times square or 80's 90's
-holds hands over ears on platform
-likes the new yellow/blue buses that took away seats
-thinks all buses have a/c in summer
-likes to be so late for work that he might as well sleep at office
-doesn't realize mill basin and canarsie dollar vans exist for a reason
-BACK DOOR! I said BACK DOOR!!!!!
-likes the new yellow/blue buses that took away seats
-thinks all buses have a/c in summer
-likes to be so late for work that he might as well sleep at office
-doesn't realize mill basin and canarsie dollar vans exist for a reason
-BACK DOOR! I said BACK DOOR!!!!!
-MTA buses are practically limos
-sits on bus seat without looking
-never seen a bus fight where the driver actually has to stop bus &call the cops while rest of bus chants worldstarhiphop &films it
-not aware of bus smells
-thinks standing entire way to work is fun
-likes potholes
-MTA buses are practically limos
-sits on bus seat without looking
-never seen a bus fight where the driver actually has to stop bus &call the cops while rest of bus chants worldstarhiphop &films it
-not aware of bus smells
-thinks standing entire way to work is fun
-likes potholes
-never been on the M66 crosstown
-or the Bx12 (Fordham road traffic-sorry for ptsd BX riders)
-or practically any crosstown bus anywhere
-or been on a bus in general
-never had to wait for bus in winter in nonexistent bus shelter
-never been on the M66 crosstown
-or the Bx12 (Fordham road traffic-sorry for ptsd BX riders)
-or practically any crosstown bus anywhere
-or been on a bus in general
-never had to wait for bus in winter in nonexistent bus shelter
-can't name gotti's neighborhood or setting of various mob movies
-or terminus of various A trains
-tries to walk across ramp at Belt Parkway during rush hour
-never got in near accident on Jackie Robinson or BQE
-can't instantly come up of list of NYC best and worst neighborhoods
-can't name gotti's neighborhood or setting of various mob movies
-or terminus of various A trains
-tries to walk across ramp at Belt Parkway during rush hour
-never got in near accident on Jackie Robinson or BQE
-can't instantly come up of list of NYC best and worst neighborhoods
-touts taking public transit from Bklyn to Queens & back
-never been to lemon ice king
-or dim sum New World Mall food court
-thinks all NYers can get a table at Rao's
-never got a slice at Patsy's
-still calls it Spanish Harlem
-no subliminal anxiety about losing apt keys on a wknd
-touts taking public transit from Bklyn to Queens & back
-never been to lemon ice king
-or dim sum New World Mall food court
-thinks all NYers can get a table at Rao's
-never got a slice at Patsy's
-still calls it Spanish Harlem
-no subliminal anxiety about losing apt keys on a wknd
-Cuomo staff produces a short telling you how to pronounce Houston Street
-tells you where to locate The Heights
-explains how to take the subway, tries to use token
-pretends to rescue woman being harassed, gets in fake fist fight w/paid actor recruited via craigslist
-Cuomo staff produces a short telling you how to pronounce Houston Street
-tells you where to locate The Heights
-explains how to take the subway, tries to use token
-pretends to rescue woman being harassed, gets in fake fist fight w/paid actor recruited via craigslist
-thinks NYC window washers point guns at the window to wash it
-thinks operator keeps his hands off the controls pulling into the station at the speed of the Japanese bullet train
-hiring 5000 more #NYPD who can get sued due to his end of QI
-helping the homeless into nursing homes?
-thinks NYC window washers point guns at the window to wash it
-thinks operator keeps his hands off the controls pulling into the station at the speed of the Japanese bullet train
-hiring 5000 more #NYPD who can get sued due to his end of QI
-helping the homeless into nursing homes?