$TVIX Hedged Fun
serlindsipity.bsky.social
$TVIX Hedged Fun
@serlindsipity.bsky.social
In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity. Hire me pls www.lindseywhoa.com
SUNSEEEETTTTT
July 14, 2023 at 1:40 AM
Rough week for Colorado search and rescue.
July 11, 2023 at 10:34 PM
July 10, 2023 at 5:00 PM
July 8, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Come on Colorado, do better pls.
July 7, 2023 at 10:01 PM
Casa Bonita tickets secured!
July 6, 2023 at 1:19 AM
Drunk me purchased the most Boulder thing ever last night - Tickets for Butterfly Yoga.
July 6, 2023 at 12:56 AM
July 6, 2023 at 12:08 AM
I got a casa bonita email! CHRISTMAS IN JULY!
July 5, 2023 at 1:21 PM
lol i missed a subtitle about a position on a project. Of course... OF COURSE it listed me as a dictator.

DEATH TO FUNNY FILLER TEXT YO
July 4, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Holy chunky yard noodle, batman! At least 18 inches long and thicc. Any name suggestions?
July 3, 2023 at 10:57 PM
July 3, 2023 at 10:02 PM
Big beast wants to party but also - bang bangs are ruining his vibe.
July 3, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Today I learned there's a TikTok radio station. Makes sense for how catchy those clips are.
July 2, 2023 at 4:27 PM
I missed making these jokes after one of his lackies showed up on my linkedin account.
can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks
July 2, 2023 at 4:21 PM
How long till the crypto scammers and mushie sellers show up?
July 2, 2023 at 4:19 PM
Trazadone, thunder shirt, sound machine set to waves crashing, pillows in basement window to dampen sound. It's the combo needed to keep the dog calm through the nights for the next few days. Good thing he's cute.
July 2, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Is me? Uh oh.
July 2, 2023 at 1:54 AM
the content is markedly better already
One app to rule them all,
one app to find them,
One app to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them.
But they were all of them deceived, for another app was made.
July 2, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Since twitter broke, it seems like a good idea to break my own website. Only difference is mine is the name of growth and progress or so I'm telling myself that.
July 1, 2023 at 11:46 PM
I'm supposed to be doing my Grow with Google classes but nooooo gotta migrate friends by hand.
July 1, 2023 at 9:38 PM
In the future, there will be textbook chapters about the rise and fall of twitter.
July 1, 2023 at 9:23 PM