Brittany Viens
@seridano.bsky.social
Photographer | Writer | Bookworm
(She/Her)
(She/Her)
Hope this morning the moment Matt drops her next to me in bed: "Boob."
Me: "Is that what I am to you, boobs?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "Really, that's all I am to you?"
Her: "Yes."
Are we still laughing about it? Why, yes, yes, we are.
Me: "Is that what I am to you, boobs?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "Really, that's all I am to you?"
Her: "Yes."
Are we still laughing about it? Why, yes, yes, we are.
June 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Hope this morning the moment Matt drops her next to me in bed: "Boob."
Me: "Is that what I am to you, boobs?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "Really, that's all I am to you?"
Her: "Yes."
Are we still laughing about it? Why, yes, yes, we are.
Me: "Is that what I am to you, boobs?"
Her: "Yes"
Me: "Really, that's all I am to you?"
Her: "Yes."
Are we still laughing about it? Why, yes, yes, we are.
When you see a really worrying looking spider near the toilet and miss when trying to kill it.
Well... there's a non-zero chance that this moment is going to bite me in the ass...
Well... there's a non-zero chance that this moment is going to bite me in the ass...
May 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
When you see a really worrying looking spider near the toilet and miss when trying to kill it.
Well... there's a non-zero chance that this moment is going to bite me in the ass...
Well... there's a non-zero chance that this moment is going to bite me in the ass...
Trial of the Egg: Passed
April 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Trial of the Egg: Passed
Me: I wonder what my child would do if I played dead.
Me: -plays dead-
Child: -Steals my phone and runs away giggling-
Me: -plays dead-
Child: -Steals my phone and runs away giggling-
March 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Me: I wonder what my child would do if I played dead.
Me: -plays dead-
Child: -Steals my phone and runs away giggling-
Me: -plays dead-
Child: -Steals my phone and runs away giggling-
Fight like hell. And when I say that, I mean whatever that looks like for you.
Be it bombarding your reps with calls, supporting your local library, handing out red cards, donating, clinging to scraps of joy, stalling ICE with questions, or gardening and sharing your harvest with your community.
Be it bombarding your reps with calls, supporting your local library, handing out red cards, donating, clinging to scraps of joy, stalling ICE with questions, or gardening and sharing your harvest with your community.
March 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Fight like hell. And when I say that, I mean whatever that looks like for you.
Be it bombarding your reps with calls, supporting your local library, handing out red cards, donating, clinging to scraps of joy, stalling ICE with questions, or gardening and sharing your harvest with your community.
Be it bombarding your reps with calls, supporting your local library, handing out red cards, donating, clinging to scraps of joy, stalling ICE with questions, or gardening and sharing your harvest with your community.
Me, trying to take a shower:
My daughter, outside the bathroom door: *knocks* "Mama. Mama. Mamamamamama." Rinse and repeat for 10 mins.
My daughter, outside the bathroom door: *knocks* "Mama. Mama. Mamamamamama." Rinse and repeat for 10 mins.
March 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Me, trying to take a shower:
My daughter, outside the bathroom door: *knocks* "Mama. Mama. Mamamamamama." Rinse and repeat for 10 mins.
My daughter, outside the bathroom door: *knocks* "Mama. Mama. Mamamamamama." Rinse and repeat for 10 mins.
Today in signs my child needs to get out more: my daughter refuses to walk on muddy ground. She stayed rooted in place, pointing down at it, exclaiming "poop!"
March 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Today in signs my child needs to get out more: my daughter refuses to walk on muddy ground. She stayed rooted in place, pointing down at it, exclaiming "poop!"
I wonder what these could be for...
January 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I wonder what these could be for...
130 ducks have been placed.
January 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
130 ducks have been placed.
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Actual pro tip: the best way to break into any creative profession is by helping to support and advance other creators. Your peers are not your adversaries. They are your support group.
January 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Actual pro tip: the best way to break into any creative profession is by helping to support and advance other creators. Your peers are not your adversaries. They are your support group.
The ducks have arrived! The duckening is nigh.
January 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The ducks have arrived! The duckening is nigh.
We're going to be popping over to Matt's parents' house to care of plants and take in mail while they're in Georgia. So, naturally, I bought 120 miniature ducks to hide all over their house. Let the duckening begin!!!
January 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
We're going to be popping over to Matt's parents' house to care of plants and take in mail while they're in Georgia. So, naturally, I bought 120 miniature ducks to hide all over their house. Let the duckening begin!!!
By all means, sit together in your grief, or fear, or anger, but don't forget to share in your joys and triumphs too. Small personal win? Share it! Honest to god windfall? Share it! Found a cool article about a potentially life-saving scientific breakthrough? Share it!
January 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
By all means, sit together in your grief, or fear, or anger, but don't forget to share in your joys and triumphs too. Small personal win? Share it! Honest to god windfall? Share it! Found a cool article about a potentially life-saving scientific breakthrough? Share it!
Alright 🦋, I need some top-notch #poetry recs. Help me find the good stuff.
I've already ready most of Ocean Vuong's stuff as well as Sierra DeMulder's Ephemera, to give you an idea of what tickles my fancy.
I've already ready most of Ocean Vuong's stuff as well as Sierra DeMulder's Ephemera, to give you an idea of what tickles my fancy.
January 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Alright 🦋, I need some top-notch #poetry recs. Help me find the good stuff.
I've already ready most of Ocean Vuong's stuff as well as Sierra DeMulder's Ephemera, to give you an idea of what tickles my fancy.
I've already ready most of Ocean Vuong's stuff as well as Sierra DeMulder's Ephemera, to give you an idea of what tickles my fancy.
Them: Ooooh, hey, great blush. Where did you get it?
Me: I made it myself.
Them: What do you call this shade?
Me: Chronic pain flare.
Them: ...
Me: I made it myself.
Them: What do you call this shade?
Me: Chronic pain flare.
Them: ...
December 10, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Them: Ooooh, hey, great blush. Where did you get it?
Me: I made it myself.
Them: What do you call this shade?
Me: Chronic pain flare.
Them: ...
Me: I made it myself.
Them: What do you call this shade?
Me: Chronic pain flare.
Them: ...
How many of you remember this feeling?
December 7, 2024 at 1:34 AM
How many of you remember this feeling?
The creature has learned about snow.
December 6, 2024 at 2:46 PM
The creature has learned about snow.
Currently working on LFG with @bestghost.bsky.social - a shitpost of a secrets and powers larp about the worst kinds of DnD characters trying to pick up a party at the tavern the night before a big kingdom sanctioned quest. Over the top silliness abounds.
December 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Currently working on LFG with @bestghost.bsky.social - a shitpost of a secrets and powers larp about the worst kinds of DnD characters trying to pick up a party at the tavern the night before a big kingdom sanctioned quest. Over the top silliness abounds.
You don't owe anyone who voted to hurt you and yours peace today. If that is a grace that you choose to bestow, know that that is exactly what it is - grace. Undeserved. A gift given in the face of a sucker punch.
November 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
You don't owe anyone who voted to hurt you and yours peace today. If that is a grace that you choose to bestow, know that that is exactly what it is - grace. Undeserved. A gift given in the face of a sucker punch.
For many people, today is a food holiday. That means the following are 100% off limits:
- Discussions about people's bodies or portion sizes
And the following are paramount:
- Challenging the notion held by those who voted to hurt you and/or your friends and loved ones that nothing has changed.
- Discussions about people's bodies or portion sizes
And the following are paramount:
- Challenging the notion held by those who voted to hurt you and/or your friends and loved ones that nothing has changed.
November 28, 2024 at 7:35 AM
For many people, today is a food holiday. That means the following are 100% off limits:
- Discussions about people's bodies or portion sizes
And the following are paramount:
- Challenging the notion held by those who voted to hurt you and/or your friends and loved ones that nothing has changed.
- Discussions about people's bodies or portion sizes
And the following are paramount:
- Challenging the notion held by those who voted to hurt you and/or your friends and loved ones that nothing has changed.
It approaches from the deep.
November 24, 2024 at 5:35 PM
It approaches from the deep.
When the cat steals your daughter's chair.
Behold Prudence one-eye, slayer of dots, queen of rainbows.
Behold Prudence one-eye, slayer of dots, queen of rainbows.
November 24, 2024 at 12:35 PM
When the cat steals your daughter's chair.
Behold Prudence one-eye, slayer of dots, queen of rainbows.
Behold Prudence one-eye, slayer of dots, queen of rainbows.
November 24, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Do I wish that we hadn't passed perfect leaf season? For sure, but winter will bring its own beauty and, with it, more opportunities for fun ring shots.
#photography #photographer
#rings
#fall
#photography #photographer
#rings
#fall
November 23, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Do I wish that we hadn't passed perfect leaf season? For sure, but winter will bring its own beauty and, with it, more opportunities for fun ring shots.
#photography #photographer
#rings
#fall
#photography #photographer
#rings
#fall