Sergeant Goldmaw
sergeantgoldmaw.bsky.social
Sergeant Goldmaw
@sergeantgoldmaw.bsky.social
An autistic misanthropic combat veteran with PTSD, still trying to make the water safer to drink.
I have no idea what I'm doing on social media, but I feel like I'll eventually be an old man yelling at clouds.
I believe this is the intended use of DMT, though I can't vouch for that as I've never tried the stuff.
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
App name to save the day. It's time for some Mr. Blue Sky. Happiest song in existence.
August 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Don't start this too early. There are some important books they want you to read in school that you most certainly will not want to read but you may regret not having done so later.
August 18, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I don't thinks have slowed down once since I became an adult. The catastrophes just seem to come more and more frequently.
August 5, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Poor Satan. He needs to talk to a relationship coach at this point. He's just gone from bad to worse over the years.
July 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I describe it as "I may not have more doors opening because I'm white, rather I have less doors closing". The overall effect is more, but it makes it harder to see if you're not the self reflective type.
July 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Joe's Garage isn't very large. In fact, there's just enough room to cram the drums in the corner over by the dodge. It's a 54, with a mashed up door. There's a cheesy little amp, with a sign on the front that says Fender Champ. And a secondhand guitar, it's Stratocaster with a whammy bar.
July 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I can't seem to find this quote, aside from articles saying that that's not what she said (though they debate on that being what she meant).
July 22, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Ah yes, the most solid of all scientific data. Anecdotal evidence. Completely infallible.
July 20, 2025 at 9:00 AM
It's always good to see someone's dreams coming true. I'm sure all that respect he earns will go far toward feeding his family once he's taking a dirt nap. With any luck they will both be stripped of US citizenship for this and end up completely stateless. Unfortunate that the kids have to suffer.
July 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It's a honor to have such a connection to the dear leader. They would feel blessed to receive the opportunity from their orange messiah. Barf. Cult members are always willing to sacrifice their wives, daughters, etc to their dear leader. They see women as objects to be possessed, sold, traded...
July 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I've noticed that seems to be a pretty common strategy anymore, everything always passes by one vote. Probably like to spread around the plausible deniability, like somehow a no vote is any better.
July 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
They would have just called out one of their nine from the bullpen.
July 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Like this @tizzyent.bsky.social
This is the guy I'm talking about.
July 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Inquire with TizzyEnt on tiktok and YouTube. He's pretty good at getting his followers to identify people.
July 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hopefully they all catch fire as well. I will bring marshmallows.
July 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm almost to his regeneration. Ive heard a lot of dissent regarding the next doctor after.
July 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I have no doubt that that's exactly what it is. By using a specific number it sounds like it should be an official statistic. It may work on non autistic nerds, but I'm always going to want to read the study associated with claims like that. I wish more people were curious rather than just consumers
July 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Resolute desk...
July 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It began with Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority. Big mad cause their school couldn't continue to get federal monies AND segregate. Reagan was just one of their first products. I wish I could remember the name of the documentary. It might have been Bad Faith.
July 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM