Countess Seraphine
seraphinezephyrine.bsky.social
Countess Seraphine
@seraphinezephyrine.bsky.social
silly bitch - 27

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I've been so good at flossing my teeth where's my award
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
every day is day one without smoking lmao
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
how do people find the energy to b creative i just want 2 rot
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
girl where did all my money go how am I short on rent djdjdjs
November 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I've decided to start crocheting a giant floor pouf so pray for me and my poor hands
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed...

living my purple princess fantasy

#alt #altgirls #tattoos #piercings
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Reposted by Countess Seraphine
happy fatass dyke friday 💙✨

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November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I've been so good at flossing for the last month I deserve a million dollars
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
in 10 days I'm going to a queer stripper event and I cant FUCKING WAIT
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
boys that only do straight porn r nerds
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
why doesn't everyone love bugs idgi
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
do I call out of my civ job or do I call out of my civ job
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I was enjoying myself watching bug videos and I found bug monster wars which turns out is STAGED BUG FIGHTING
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
why must I dye my hair why can't I just will it to change colour
October 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I can't believe how much fun I'm having cuddling mister meow the motor and watching a 45 min video about tan jumping spiders (and I will watch another spider video)
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
actually shoqué that two days ago there was a man who literally looked like a cartoon robber at my balcony door
October 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
my eyelids are sweating from my bike ride wtf
October 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
yippeeee I think I'll have enough money this payday to get some rope 4 my shibari journey
October 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I love pups but there's this dog DOWN THE STREET who barks all day and its driving me a little crazy
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm pretty offended that I have curly hair on my head and straight body hair where tf do I get a body hair perm
October 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I'm still fucking tired of needing 2 build social media platforms this is not what I signed up for I signed up to be a WHORE
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
now tell me how a pebble managed to hit me directly in the elbow while I was driving on the highway
October 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
now why am I stuck at work for 4 more hrs
October 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
need my ankle 2 heal fully so I can finally go back to stretching my pleasers lmao
October 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
yippeee name change I've been due forever
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM