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Michael Rabbitt
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Bought the Best of The Dave Clark 5 on LP from a charity shop on Sunday, pressing from 1970. This is the inner sleeve. One of these artists is not like the others
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Apologies
September 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Sir, a third Peter Mandelson has just hit the World Trade Centre
September 11, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Found some graffiti by Dan Dare
September 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Perfect juxtaposition on the Graun app right now
September 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
He's 36 and looks like John fucking Major
August 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Private Eye on how we have a media and commentariat that now seemingly want far-right riots:
August 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Just had this one over on Twitter defending Peggie to me by invoking anti-migrant politicians and Ricky Gervais
July 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The farting noise you can hear is Joanne Rowling shitting herself
July 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Yes, government can do a lot things when all scrutiny is forbidden on penalty of contempt of court and a prison sentence, and this is an incredibly rare example of doing something good in such circumstances
July 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just the foreign secretary meeting and shaking hands with the former leader of al-Qaida's affiliate organisation in Syria, while back home people with placards supporting Palestine Action are being arrested.
July 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Don't mind the new art for 88 Films' release of Shut Up, I Love You, but the presumably original on the other side is pretty phenomenal. Brigitte Lahaie simply one of the most beautiful women of all time
May 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
May 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.
April 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Shut up cunt
March 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Would a tighter script that made something approaching sense, less Space Girl and bigger stars have resulted in a film that didn't flop? Possibly. Equally, it might now be as forgotten as Hooper's next film, the far less seen Invaders from Mars.
February 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The physical special effects of the dessicated possessed vampires are of their rubber suited time, but there's also gloopy gore that wouldn't be out of place in either an Italian horror film of the time or indeed Robert Rodriguez's half of Grindhouse.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
What saves Lifeforce from being a folly in all senses of the world and instead has rightly made it a cult folly is just how staggeringly beautiful it is, and not just in the physical sense with May. The lighting is absolutely gorgeous, the visual effects brilliant for the time.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The film veers wildly towards its ending, plot holes and dead ends abounding, with Railsback and Firth both driving through an apocalyptic London, dispatching the odd zombie vampire as they go.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Oh yes, Patrick Stewart is in Lifeforce too, now probably the most famous of all its stars, in a nonsensical diversion in which he via at least two other possessions is also possessed by Space Girl, while Space Girl is herself back in London setting off the mass possession of the city.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The dialogue is frequently stilted, and Railsback gives his usual full on deranged performance that anyone who has watched "Duane Barry" and "Ascension" dozens of times like me will be more than familiar with. His eyes roll and bulge, he screams, he gurgles, he kisses Patrick Stewart.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
There are also some laugh out loud funny moments just for the absurdity value. "A naked girl is not going to get out of this complex" Dr Fallada declares, while moments later we have this terrific and yet hilarious shot of Space Girl in silhouette approaching a security guard.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And yet May is also Lifeforce's ultimate folly. Did anyone involved in the film really expect it to be a blockbuster hit, as was clearly the aim, while featuring just so much frontage? Yes, there is male nudity too, one of the male nude vampires being Mick Jagger's brother Chris no less, but still.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
And yes, finally we have the true star of Lifeforce, Space Girl, or probably best known as Naked Space Girl, Mathilda May. May is well, to say the least, pneumatic, and one can only imagine exactly how many actresses of the day went through nude castings for the role only to be rejected.
February 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM