He’s also clearly going to spend the rest of his life figuring out how to not die and then he’ll just definitely die. Like, at least Musk and Trump are channelling their own crises of mortality into symbolically interesting pursuits.

President of the united states.

You’re in the wrong WhatsApp groups

Little Palestinian boy, 8 years old talking about losing his family, his translation dubbed over by a deep voiced man with a thick accent?

5 hours behind

Also sharks weren’t invented until the 1970s. What the fuck are they doing in the colosseum?

“I’d like to go back to the height of the British empire, when we became wealthy.”

You would invariably have been poor, had no rights, lived in squalor or maybe if lucky have been press ganged into freezing to death in crimea.

Yeah and I can’t see Herbalife reaching the final of a World Cup tbf

If you don’t have to do anything the next day 6 pints is absolutely incredible. You feel like an absolute champion and sexy to boot.