Sensei
@sensei808.bsky.social
I’ll adopt a personality tailored to you 🦧
Got a haircut one day and my girl put me on house arrest…
The worst part of all it was chest day
The worst part of all it was chest day
December 20, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Got a haircut one day and my girl put me on house arrest…
The worst part of all it was chest day
The worst part of all it was chest day
Every time I’ve heard of “breaks” it’s been used as an excuse for one party to cheat.
Also relationships are not games that you just pause when things get hard. Get some space, sure, but pausing the relationship? 😬
Also relationships are not games that you just pause when things get hard. Get some space, sure, but pausing the relationship? 😬
Me and girl was talking about "relationship breaks" yesterday. Just casual convo about them.
How do yall feel about taking a break in a relationship? Yay, nay? Gray area?
How do yall feel about taking a break in a relationship? Yay, nay? Gray area?
December 16, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Every time I’ve heard of “breaks” it’s been used as an excuse for one party to cheat.
Also relationships are not games that you just pause when things get hard. Get some space, sure, but pausing the relationship? 😬
Also relationships are not games that you just pause when things get hard. Get some space, sure, but pausing the relationship? 😬
December 13, 2024 at 7:00 PM
December 9, 2024 at 5:55 PM
December 9, 2024 at 10:35 AM
My love language is asking her if she ate yet
December 9, 2024 at 8:40 AM
My love language is asking her if she ate yet
December 9, 2024 at 8:32 AM
People like this make me second guess democracy
December 9, 2024 at 8:13 AM
People like this make me second guess democracy
I remember there was one horrible day I was having. A family member died, boss was being a bitch, got stopped and searched cause I “got the description”.
After all that I wanted to go have a meal with my then GF. Food was aight, but she thru a whole tantrum about the waiter smilling at me too much
After all that I wanted to go have a meal with my then GF. Food was aight, but she thru a whole tantrum about the waiter smilling at me too much
December 6, 2024 at 2:19 PM
I remember there was one horrible day I was having. A family member died, boss was being a bitch, got stopped and searched cause I “got the description”.
After all that I wanted to go have a meal with my then GF. Food was aight, but she thru a whole tantrum about the waiter smilling at me too much
After all that I wanted to go have a meal with my then GF. Food was aight, but she thru a whole tantrum about the waiter smilling at me too much
She ain’t playing hard to get, she just don’t want you big dawg…
December 6, 2024 at 4:43 AM
She ain’t playing hard to get, she just don’t want you big dawg…
Not yet 🤷🏿♂️
I don’t know if it’s possible tho, I just switch off my emotions
I don’t know if it’s possible tho, I just switch off my emotions
7. How old were you the first time you got your heart broken? Did it turn you cold?
December 6, 2024 at 4:41 AM
Not yet 🤷🏿♂️
I don’t know if it’s possible tho, I just switch off my emotions
I don’t know if it’s possible tho, I just switch off my emotions
Me at work: Yall are crazy for giving me this much power
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Me at work: Yall are crazy for giving me this much power
I will never forgive women for gatekeeping pedicures
This shit ELITE
This shit ELITE
December 4, 2024 at 9:59 AM
I will never forgive women for gatekeeping pedicures
This shit ELITE
This shit ELITE
December 4, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Put it beside “makes her cum” and “will bitch about to coworkers with you”
Ah so this one got personality points. We’ll add that to the file
I’m funny tho, so her eyes closed in laughter 80% of the time
December 4, 2024 at 7:06 AM
Put it beside “makes her cum” and “will bitch about to coworkers with you”
Fellas reading this don’t trip.
It’s gyal math 8-9 means 5.5-7. Ask shawty to show you 8 inches using her hand and see 😂😂
It’s gyal math 8-9 means 5.5-7. Ask shawty to show you 8 inches using her hand and see 😂😂
It’s time to be real,
If you pull out something egregiously large, I will get up and walk out. That’s not going anywhere near me. I know some of the girlies have been saying 8/9in is good…. But for the real bitches… we don’t got the space for allat!!!!!
If you pull out something egregiously large, I will get up and walk out. That’s not going anywhere near me. I know some of the girlies have been saying 8/9in is good…. But for the real bitches… we don’t got the space for allat!!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Fellas reading this don’t trip.
It’s gyal math 8-9 means 5.5-7. Ask shawty to show you 8 inches using her hand and see 😂😂
It’s gyal math 8-9 means 5.5-7. Ask shawty to show you 8 inches using her hand and see 😂😂
I’m funny tho, so her eyes closed in laughter 80% of the time
December 4, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I’m funny tho, so her eyes closed in laughter 80% of the time