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selyxis
@selyxis.bsky.social
dungeon master(5e), eclectic/sporadic writer, kinda ASMRtist. here to follow creative folks. married, 44. 18+ only. any pronouns are fine. feel free to say hi or ask me something. solicitors, bots, and creeps get blocked.
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Happy birthday! 🥳 I'm so glad it was lovely for you!
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Good Lord, that's ridiculous! Did they expect you to wear one of those astronaut diapers to remain at your post all damn day? Figures such an awful place would awaken the migraine curse.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I'm fortunate in that I have two other part-time jobs that I'll be leaning into more now. My ADHD brain likes schedule rearranging sometimes, so I'm looking forward to a change. I'm glad you got away from that job/manager! What a condescending prick!
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Dang, sorry to hear that. I would have assumed a greenhouse would be a chill place to work. Only takes one person to ruin the plant vibes. I'm glad you got out of there fast!
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
HELL YEAH! You have beaten the laundry beast yet again! 👕 👖 🧦 ⚔️ Hopefully your anxiety lets up soon.
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Thank you! Because I recorded it with a phone app, you get to hear all my restarts (argh)! I think I'd have to use smaller quotes from the diagnostic entry and maybe yap about my own experiences in between those to be able to post it on YouTube without risking a copyright strike.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The attempts/failures to escape sound like the scariest part of this dream. Me and several other folks I know have had dreams giving our chronic pain a backstory. Mine was endless stacks of furniture collapsing presicely onto my hand (arthritis flare was starting in my thumb joint).
November 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
That's some really cool imagery for something so horrible! 🫂 Asteroids have been on my shit list since I learned what they did to the dinosaurs. 🦖🦕 🌠
November 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hell yeah dude, hit us with some thoughts and feeeeeelings! And/or cool pics of what you're up to.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I hope they're able to give you some relief! 🫂
November 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
None of my cats were being agreeable, so the cuteness of this image is conceptually derived from how my nails and phone case kinda match.
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Cuteness! I love your hair color and enthusiastic friend!
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Yeah, definitely. I could work on more/better targeted tagging. There are keywords for the title/description and search tags that viewers can't see. Some folks say the 2nd kind does nothing, but I think they help. I started using some ASMR tags in other languages and they've gotten a me few views.
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
After giving this some thought, I would be one of those long rectangular plug-in griddles, because you can use 'em to cook several breakfast-related foods at the same time. I feel this both represents my love of breakfast food and ability to multitask. 🥓 🥞 🍳 ☕
November 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
So sorry to hear you're feeling sad! 🫂 Sounds like your brother called at exactly the right moment to be there for you. Sometimes there's nothing to do but cry it out.
November 17, 2025 at 6:17 AM
That's a rough place to be. I hope sleep finds you soon and afterwards, you're able to re-find your focus on comforting, motivating thoughts. 🫂
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Sorry to hear that you're hurting! I hope it abated quickly.
November 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Happy birthday to you!
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yes! Mostly a Southern thing. The gravy is typically made with pork grease, e.g. different flavor if it's bacon, sausage, etc. And the biscuits are like a flaky, buttery roll situation. Kinda looks like slop on a plate but definitely tastes better than it looks!
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM