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selyxis
@selyxis.bsky.social
dungeon master(5e), eclectic/sporadic writer, kinda ASMRtist. here to follow creative folks. married, 44. 18+ only. any pronouns are fine. feel free to say hi or ask me something. solicitors, bots, and creeps get blocked.
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Pick a season already!
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I bought this cool magnifying paperweight thing from an antique store today because TODAY’S MY FUCKING 44TH BIRTHDAY AND I LIKE TO PARTY HARD.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Recent fashion highlights: Docs & sox.
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
October 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Reposted minus a typo
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I found one that's much less adventurous than yours.
September 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I swear, sometimes I strongly feel like I need a human version of a Thundershirt. It would be a more portable version of the hug box Temple Grandin invented (w.wiki/FDXt). Panini press the anxiety right out of me.
September 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The stock was still being unpacked, so some of the shelves were sparse, but there were some cool animatronics that my kiddos loved. Also, I located two key sections: anatomically questionable skeletons and internet brain rot!
August 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Lol what an asshole. I love him.
August 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
INTRUDER!
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Looks like the one I was using before got weird (now requiring a Facebook login for some reason?) But this one looks very similar! And has a 4.7 out of 5 rating. Avoid at all costs!
August 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Whoa, my nails match my copy of Frankenstein.
July 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Look at all those c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶s̶ Eevees.
July 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Mila, I love you, but your aggressive biscuit feets are clawing the shit out of me.
July 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Thought journey about these fuckass plastic chairs in Ross:
Weird Cinderella retelling.
chairsona of plastic disposable fork
They match everything? Or nothing?
underside of a kitty loafing…secret toe beans
Kinky upskirt shot?
CROTCH SWEAT FOG JESUS CHRIST
July 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
July 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Girl, same.
July 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The gel on my nails has allowed them to grow freakishly long, and they are driving my sensory issues crazy. Getting the gel removed Friday, so if you'd like me to tap on anything for ASMR video purposes, let me know now or forever hold your peace.
June 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Sweetgum spikyboi.
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Happy Pride Month, y'all.
June 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Leaf impression.
May 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Me reciting Sonnet 29 to a room full of people 15-25 years younger than me. (It hits different when you're middle aged).
May 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh, hey!
April 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Grackle bro pool party! No girls allowed.
April 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM