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selyxis
@selyxis.bsky.social
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dungeon master(5e), eclectic/sporadic writer, kinda ASMRtist. here to follow creative folks. married, 44. 18+ only. any pronouns are fine. feel free to say hi or ask me something. solicitors, bots, and creeps get blocked.
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STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
A close-cropped mirror selfie of me, a fair-skinned white person, with the focus of the image centered on my hands holding my phone to display my manicure. Part of my right arm, my torso in a dark-green shirt, and my wavy blonde hair are visible in the background. My nails have curved, irregular stripes of alternating white, purple, black, and chromatic blue. My phone case has chaotic, marbleized swirls of dark blue, dark maroon, pale blue, pale purple, olive green, pale pink, goldenrod yellow, rusty orange, and dark teal.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Pick a season already!
The branches of a sweetgum tree with varying colors of leaves: reddish-brown on the right side, getting darker in the bottom center; light orange leaves near the top middle turning to yellow-green; and full green leaves with small patches of red-orange on the top left side.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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I bought this cool magnifying paperweight thing from an antique store today because TODAY’S MY FUCKING 44TH BIRTHDAY AND I LIKE TO PARTY HARD.
A page of text from the 4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons book, “The Plane Above: Secrets of the Astral Sea” by Rob Heinsoo. A clear half-sphere-shaped paperweight with a brass flower decoration on its top is magnifying the text, “NAVIGATING THE ASTRAL SEA”. I’m holding the paperweight and you can see some pink and green swirl nail designs on my thumbnail. An illustration of an astral ship and my keyboard with green and black keys are both visible in the background.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Recent fashion highlights: Docs & sox.
A close-up picture of my outfit from the ankles down: dark blue straight leg jeans, socks with a cream/brown/black geometric pattern, and blue, silver, and gold paisley Doc Martens oxfords. My left foot is crossed over my right knee. There’s a blue and cream rug with a square pattern on a light brown carpet in the background. A close-up showing my left foot crossed over my right knee to show the details of my blue velvet Doc Martens boots. I’m wearing medium blue jeans rolled up to the ankle to show my gold-and-black striped socks. There’s a blue and cream rug with a square pattern on a light brown carpet in the background.
October 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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w/o downloading anything new - where are you mentally?
Michelangelo's Creation of Adam painting from the Sistine Chapel, but Adam has been replaced by an angry kitty, paw raised to swat the outstretched finger of God.
October 8, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Reposted minus a typo
White text on black background reading: *liminal space backrooms shiz. Stairwells and elevators labyrinth fuckery. How'd we get here? Let's work together to escape. *Twice in my life I have worked in hospitals where a large portion of it was closed and abandoned and I regularly had to walk through the abandoned portions for some job related reason. In both locations, when I was a new hire I had coworkers invite me to walk through with them like, “Check it out, this area is totally haunted” complete with gleeful retelling of spooky backstory. *along those lines, abandoned mall urbex meetcute *camaraderie between haunted house/escape room performers *fantasy-horror where speaker or listener is trapped as a cursed talking weapon and the wielder could maybe free them with some otherworldly quest ritual
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I found one that's much less adventurous than yours.
A closeup top-down view of pleated inkcap, a small mushroom with a round, translucent, pale purple cap with a lined, pleated appearance, growing in a damp mixture of dead and living grass and dead leaves.
September 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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I swear, sometimes I strongly feel like I need a human version of a Thundershirt. It would be a more portable version of the hug box Temple Grandin invented (w.wiki/FDXt). Panini press the anxiety right out of me.
White text on an orange background reads, "The constant gentle pressure of a Thundershirt calms and relaxes your dog, like swaddling an infant." Below that, white text on blue reads"HOW TO USE," below which is a numbered diagram showing how to put on the device, which is like a weighted halter for a dog.
September 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The stock was still being unpacked, so some of the shelves were sparse, but there were some cool animatronics that my kiddos loved. Also, I located two key sections: anatomically questionable skeletons and internet brain rot!
Some disorganized shelves of comically inaccurate skeleton versions of several animals including an octopus, a rooster, a fish, a snake, and a crow. A wall of Halloween masks is visible in the background. A display of hanging costume packages in Spirit Halloween, including, from left to right: Skibidi Toilet from the same-named machinima video series, and Jax, Pomni, and Caine from the animation series, “The Amazing Digital Circus.”
August 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Lol what an asshole. I love him.
A screenshot of a reddit post by Harold-Kingsbane entitled “Is there an ethical way to stop this roadrunner tapping on my window. He taunts my fake owl and shows his butt and I hate him.” The post is labeled “seeking advice/help” in gray below the title. There is a still frame of a video showing a roadrunner peeking through the blinds of the poster’s window.
August 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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INTRUDER!
A small gecko with light pinkish-brown skin and dark brown spots on its back and tail, likely a Mediterranean house gecko. It is trapped between a piece of paper and a clear plastic lid, looking directly at the camera.
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Looks like the one I was using before got weird (now requiring a Facebook login for some reason?) But this one looks very similar! And has a 4.7 out of 5 rating. Avoid at all costs!
Daily word challenge by Apollo mobile games
August 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Whoa, my nails match my copy of Frankenstein.
A close up photo of my left thumb resting on a hardback copy of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. Part of the title and the author's name can be seen above my thumb. There are also illustrations of some medical flasks and the face of Frankenstein as famously portrayed by Boris Karloff. I have pale skin and my nails are short, just extending slightly past my fingertips. My manicure consists of swirling iridescent lines of green, gold, and copper. The cover has metallic gold, green, and copper coloring and accents that are quite similar to the colors in my manicure. A close up photo of my left pointer, index, and middle finger resting on a hardback copy of Frankenstein by Mary Shelley. Part of the title and the author's name can be seen above my thumb. There are also illustrations of some medical flasks and the face of Frankenstein as famously portrayed by Boris Karloff. I have pale skin and my nails are short, just extending slightly past my fingertips. My manicure consists of swirling iridescent lines of green, gold, and copper. The cover has metallic gold, green, and copper coloring and accents that are quite similar to the colors in my manicure.
July 29, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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Look at all those c̶h̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶s̶ Eevees.
A cropped screenshot of a gym from Pokemon Go, outlined in yellow to indicate that it’s been claimed by Team Instinct. Four Pokemon are assigned to the gym as follows: Espeon (standing far left, lilac with a red jewel on its forehead with a mostly-full heart icon above its head labeled “CP 2608”); Umbreon (standing center back, black with yellow stripe accents, small purple flower on its forehead, with a mostly-empty heart icon labeled “CP 505”); shiny Eevee (standing center front, cream with white ruff around neck, smaller than the others, wearing a party hat that’s barely visible behind a mostly-full heart icon labeled “CP 96”); Vaporeon (standing far right, light blue and medium blue with fin-like frill around neck, with a mostly-empty heart icon labeled “CP 537”).
July 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Mila, I love you, but your aggressive biscuit feets are clawing the shit out of me.
A picture of my calico cat sitting in my lap half-underneath my keyboard shelf. There's a floral desk pad and the edge of my Razer keyboard on the left and my cat sitting on my lap to the right. Her left paw is grasping my green T-shirt and gray sweatpants and her claws are going through the material. Her head is bowed and she has a content expression on her face. My face is not shown, but rest assured that I'm grimacing in pain.
July 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Thought journey about these fuckass plastic chairs in Ross:
Weird Cinderella retelling.
chairsona of plastic disposable fork
They match everything? Or nothing?
underside of a kitty loafing…secret toe beans
Kinky upskirt shot?
CROTCH SWEAT FOG JESUS CHRIST
A picture from Ross (a discount department store in the United States) showing two clear chairs molded to look like wooden dining room chairs in the foreground. In the background are two beige and brown storage ottomans and several walls and shelves of various items (rugs, boxed pillowcases and socks).
July 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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A rectangular screenshot of white text on a black screen reading, "As I sit here hoping idiots with fireworks don’t burn down my house, I’m looking over some ASMR stuff I recorded recently. Something’s up with my phone because a bunch of the audio is out of sync, but not consistently so. I’ve tried several ways to trim and line up just the out-of-sync parts, but it’s never very good. Should I just post the audio only? Post the audio with the visuals and just make a note that it’s flawed? Chop it all up by editing out the out-of sync parts and making the finished video significantly shorter? It’s already been a month since I uploaded, so I need to decide… Suggestions welcome."
July 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Girl, same.
An image of my calico cat, Mila, sleeping on her side on the seat of a desk chair. Her front, right paw is draped over her face.
July 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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The gel on my nails has allowed them to grow freakishly long, and they are driving my sensory issues crazy. Getting the gel removed Friday, so if you'd like me to tap on anything for ASMR video purposes, let me know now or forever hold your peace.
A close-up photo of my left hand. I'm wearing an off-white sweater cuff with a thumb hole. I'm holding a blue plastic and silver metallic combination ruler/hole punch at an angle to show off my nails. My manicure consists of transparent gel decorated with curving and angular silver lines. My black keyboard with backlit green keys and black desk mat with gold floral and celestial designs are visible in the background.
June 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Sweetgum spikyboi.
My hand, palm upturned, holding a cluster of bright green sweetgum tree stems and leaves. They have several dark brown speckles of damage on them. A bright green, spiky sweetgum tree seed pod is also resting in my palm, connected by a stem to the leaf cluster.
June 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Happy Pride Month, y'all.
A photograph of my hands resting on a dark blue folder with a silver flower design underneath them. To the right of my hands, there’s a blue glass votive and the edge of a desk mat with a floral and dragonfly design on a black background. Intertwined with the fingers of my left hand is an iridescent metal carabiner with a round flint striker on one corner. My right hand is curled into a fist. My left hand is curved around my right hand to catch rainbow reflections from a large, iridescent plastic gem set in a black plastic ring on my right ring finger. My skin is fair and my nails have ⅛ inch tips and a clear gel manicure decorated with curving silver lines.
June 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Leaf impression.
A photo of my ankles and feet dressed in loose-fitting blue jeans and black Converse tennis shoes, shot from above showing the light gray sidewalk I'm standing on. There is an impression of an oak leaf in the concrete in front of me.
May 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Me reciting Sonnet 29 to a room full of people 15-25 years younger than me. (It hits different when you're middle aged).
A pixelated drawing of a white cartoon cat with large, teary eyes, leaning on a rectangular shape. The text to the right reads, "wait hold on a minute I think I need a moment I need to sit down I think wait wait old honh on wait please I am breaking down hold on wai"
May 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Oh, hey!
A text box displaying information about my YouTube Channel. The top heading reads, "New achievement." Below it, bold text reads, "People are loving your videos!" and below that, "You've hit 500 hours of watch time. Great job!" There is a yellow smiley face emoji to the left of these two sentences. Below that are the words "View analytics" with a gray background and a 3-dot "kebab" style menu icon.
April 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Grackle bro pool party! No girls allowed.
A photo of five shiny black birds (male great-tailed grackles) wading in a puddle in a beige concrete parking lot. All five grackles are reflected in the puddle. There is a small patch of grass growing between the parking lot and sidewalk in the background.
April 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM