Jermaine the Pain
@seleoseven.bsky.social
Student of the cheese // I post lewd now don’t follow me unless ur prepared to think I’m hot
Waiting for gf to get outta class
August 25, 2023 at 2:30 PM
Waiting for gf to get outta class
Existential dread has circled back to “need life partner” and this is my least favorite phase by far
August 7, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Existential dread has circled back to “need life partner” and this is my least favorite phase by far
Instead of space jam it shoulda been a movie about Micheal Jordan’s addiction to dunking on his children and it shoulda been called honey I dunk the kids
July 18, 2023 at 12:33 AM
Instead of space jam it shoulda been a movie about Micheal Jordan’s addiction to dunking on his children and it shoulda been called honey I dunk the kids
Need more pics of The Sweets ™️
July 17, 2023 at 11:13 PM
Need more pics of The Sweets ™️
Cringing at my own life again
July 17, 2023 at 10:18 PM
Cringing at my own life again
Hopefully they like being in the backpack as much as they like sleeping on the backpack
July 3, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Hopefully they like being in the backpack as much as they like sleeping on the backpack
Meeting with a friend Thursday to actually sit down and write sketch comedy one of my biggest dreams I’ve just never found someone willing to actually take steps toward it
June 27, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Meeting with a friend Thursday to actually sit down and write sketch comedy one of my biggest dreams I’ve just never found someone willing to actually take steps toward it
Mellow mushroom and asteroid city on Saturday AKA the only time I will spend money this paycheck
June 27, 2023 at 7:51 PM
Mellow mushroom and asteroid city on Saturday AKA the only time I will spend money this paycheck
If you are running out of ink for your feather pen that’s a quill issue
If you are an Army barber whose ex-wife Lenore ran around on you and left you a broken shell of a man that's a Bill issue
If someone steals your pie while it’s cooling that’s a sill issue
June 27, 2023 at 3:58 PM
If you are running out of ink for your feather pen that’s a quill issue
White winter hymnal by fleet foxes but it’s barbershop and all four voices are Forrest Gump
June 27, 2023 at 4:03 AM
White winter hymnal by fleet foxes but it’s barbershop and all four voices are Forrest Gump
Ur telling me hazel nut in this coffee?
June 26, 2023 at 9:51 PM
Ur telling me hazel nut in this coffee?
New dude at work is like 6’6 and I (5’7) have the extreme urge to say something to him all serious like and then comically attempt to put my hand on his shoulder
June 26, 2023 at 9:50 PM
New dude at work is like 6’6 and I (5’7) have the extreme urge to say something to him all serious like and then comically attempt to put my hand on his shoulder
You think wizards ever hold the wand the wrong way and shoot themselves with it
June 26, 2023 at 9:04 PM
You think wizards ever hold the wand the wrong way and shoot themselves with it
New Twitter same babies
June 26, 2023 at 7:20 PM
New Twitter same babies