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October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM

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can't wait to see this adapted into a 20 minute animated TV episode

A really long Homestuck Pesterlog between Karkat, Dave and John

A second screenshot of the same Pesterlog because it's so long I need to split it up even when zoomed out as far as possible

A third screenshot of the same Pesterlog. Technically this is a "dialoglog" but who cares

August 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM

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June 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM

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May 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM

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I only vaguely know the Bioshock Infinite plot so I went to the wikipedia page to see what was happening here and found some interesting statements on the game

April 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM

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Hannah Montana if the writers locked in

German text and English translation of a portion of "Stolz/Pride" from Die Sieben Todsünden
German Text: "Denn diese Leute zahlen und wollen
Daß man etwas herzeigt für ihr Geld.
Wenn da eine ihre Blöße versteckt, wie
[einen faulen Fisch,
Kann sie auf keinen Beifall rechnen."
English Translation: These people pay to get their money’s worth,
And want to watch something in return.
If you hide your nudity like a rotten fish,
You can’t expect applause.

German text and English translation of a portion of "Unzucht/Lust" from Die Sieben Todsünden
German Text: Ach, ich sagte ihr oft: “Ohne Treue
Bist du höchstens die Hälfte wert.
Man bezahlt nicht für solche Säue,
Sondern nur für das, was man verehrt.
Das kann höchstens eine machen
Die auf niemand angewiesen ist.
Eine andre hat nichts zu lachen
Wenn sie einmal ihre Situation vergißt”.
English Translation: I often said to her: “If you’re not faithful,
You’ll lose half your value.
He won’t pay forever for a slut,
Only for someone he admires!
You can play around with money
If you depend on no one.
But for girls like us it’s no joke
If you forget your place, even once”

German text and English translation of a portion of "Neid/Envy" from Die Sieben Todsünden
German Text: “Schwester, wir alle sind frei geboren
Und wie es uns gefällt, können wir gehen in Licht.
Also gehen aufrecht im Triumphe die Toren,
Aber wohin sie gehn, das wissen sie nicht.
Schwester, folg mir und verzicht’ auf die Freuden
Nach denen es dich wie die andern verlangt.
Ach, überlaß sie den törichten Leuten,
Denen es nicht vor dem Ende bangt.
Iß nicht und trink nicht und sei nicht träge,
Die Strafe bedenk, die auf Liebe steht!
Bedenk, was geschieht, wenn du tätst, was dir läge,
Nütze die Jugend nicht, denn sie vergeht!
Schwester, folg mir, du wirst sehen, am Ende
Gehst im Triumph du aus allem hervor.
Sie aber stehen, o schreckliche Wende,
Zitternd im Nichts vor geschlossenem Tor!”
Familie
Wer über sich selber den Sieg erringt,
Der erringt auch den Lohn.
English Translation: “Sister, we are all born free
And we can choose to walk into the light,
like fools triumphantly marching straight ahead.
But where they are going, nobody knows.
Sister, follow me and forget all pleasures.
You don’t need them.
Leave them to stupid people,
People who don’t care, and who don’t fear the end.
Don’t eat, don’t drink and don’t be lazy.
Remember that love will be punished.
Just think what would happen if you did what you
[want. Don’t do it.
Don’t take advantage of your youth, for it will pass.
Sister, follow me, you’ll see, at the end
You will triumph over everyone.
But they will stand at the awful crossroads,
shaking in the void, seeing the closed door ahead.
The Family
They who win the fight against the Self
Shall be rewarded.

April 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM

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no but like have we made it in this sense

April 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM

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April 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM

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Just remembered another good one

Tweet from: TR_free (@TRfree7): Comic of two people, one is saying "I support free speech, just not hate speech." and the other responds with "I support physics, just not gravity."
Reply from Varg Vikernes: "Gravity as described today is actually NOT supported by any REAL science. Just saying."
Reply from BUGCHASER (@big_gay92): "Not now varg"

March 29, 2025 at 10:58 PM

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Deadly Premonition fun fact: I keep calling George Woodman "Goodman Woodman" in reference to the first attached image and Thomas "Thimas" and "Trumboola" in reference to the second

Text from https://newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/from-the-biblical-to-the-bizarre-puritan-names/
"The hortatory Puritan names didn’t always work. Ffly-from-Fornication Bull, for example, got pregnant in a woodshed owned by a Puritan named Goodman Woodman."

Screenshot of a page on the the Pooh's Adventures Fandom Wiki titled "Pooh's Adventures of ME"
"My name is Biffy Jones, I really love Poohs Adventures!

I was born in a shack in Nova Scotia, Manitoba, Crisp Falls, Shark Stink, Iowa. I like to Pooh with my friends! I like Pooh, Peeh, Piglet, Thomas, Thimas, Thimble, Trumbloola, Robert Planch, Albert Clench, and Compact Disk.

I started Poohing in 2005 and I am currently 12 years old. March on, brothers!

This is a photo of me. (Photo of a disheveled looking person who is clearly not a 12 year old) Hope you look forward to my future Pooh Advencher endeavors! Mommy Hommamo says I can't do this for the rest of my life but I cut the brake lines on her bike so we'll see who's sloshing soon!"

March 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM

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Full versions of the images in the last screenshot

Drawings of the mane six from My Little Pony arranged in in a 3x2 under the heading "I got an abortion because....". Each pony is paired with text explaining why they got an abortion.
Applejack: "Even though we can live comfortably just the four of us, Sweet Apple Acres can't afford another mouth to feed"
Rainbow Dash: "My career was just about to take off - I didn't want to miss out on opportunities I'd worked so hard for"
Pinkie Pie: "Underlying health conditions mean having a baby could endanger my life! I don't want to risk it, even if I do want a child"
Fluttershy: "I don't feel ready to have a baby yet. It's in my future plans. But I don't want to rush anything."
Twilight Sparkle: "Having a baby just wouldn't fit into my schedule. It would be unfair to keep it only to be unable to care for it properly."
Rarity: "Honestly? My birth control failed and I don't want a baby at all"

An edited version of the previous image. Drawings of the mane six from My Little Pony arranged in in a 3x2 under the heading "I got an abortion because....". Each pony is paired with text explaining why they got an abortion or why they would not. Applejack has been edited to have an angry expression and Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle have been edited to have sad expressions.
Applejack: "Sugarcube, Y'all must have a darn poor view a' me if you think ah'd deny life to a new apple family member."
Rainbow Dash: "Cause I'm literally THE Rainbow Dash. You really expect somepony as awesome as me to be responsible for my own actions? Fat chance!"
Pinkie Pie: "Abort? Why in Equestria would I do that? Me and Cheese have been trying all year for a foal! I've even got a name picked out! Lil Cheese! Doesn't that sound super?!"
Fluttershy: "I... I don't understand why you think I would do that... I would never break a bird's nest egg, even if the bird wanted me to... Why would I do that to my own?"
Twilight Sparkle: "Rainbow told me I should. Said my job as a princess was too important for me to have a foal. I could have absolutley been a mother and a princess. I... Killed my baby because of a selfish heat-of-the-moment decision. I regret my decision every day..."
Rarity: "Because, Darling, Imagine what having a bastard foal would do to my reputation! Ponies would call me a floozy! I simply can't have ponies know about my backroom business deals!"

March 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM

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Crossposting my top four tweet/reply combos

Tweet from folake aina (@f0lake): "Coronavirus dies at 132°F so literally all we would have to do is put the weather machine at that temperature for ONE minute. ONE MINUTE! We would all be really musty but it's literally just one minute... then boom! Pandemic over"
Reply from account with censored name and a PFP where he's doing a weird face: "🤣🤣🤣 132?! Gurrrl, we are not Thanksgiving Turkeys. And that's on Fahrenheit periodt."
Reply to previous reply from folake aina (@f0lake): "?"

Tweet from Moose (@repenetrator): "I fucking love when male orangutans dont develop flanges like omg what a divaa"
Reply from FuhrerMonkey (@FuhrerMonkey): "Oranguatans would hate all of you for pushing your f** shit on to them"

Tweet from L🐰 (blue checkmark) (@biocompound): "girls who don't mind never receiving orgasms and oral sex vs girls who insist upon them" (images are an image 3D render of Elsa and Anna from Frozen in casual clothes and an image of Finoa from Shrek with other shrek princesses)
Reply from Anna Komnene☩❤️‍🔥 (@Baezantium): "Children conceived when the mother didn't have a climax, are not ensouled btw. When it dies, its spirit neither goes to heaven or hell, it is just destroyed, like that of animals."

Tweet from fizzy! | bitter glitter (@fizzlefer): "the mane six are here to remind you that you deserve the right to choose, regardless of the reason why!" *Infographic with the heading "I got an abortion because" with images of the Mane Six explaining why they got abortions" (full image w/ alt text in next tweet)*
Reply from johnnylsame2 (@johnnismetoo): Modified version of previous infographic but the text has been replaced so that Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy oppose abortion, Rainbow Dash has had an abortion because she is irresponsible, Twilight Sparkle was pressured into having an abortion by Twilight Sparkle and regrets it and Rarity has had abortions so that other ponies don't "call [her] a floozy" or "know about [her] backroom business deals" (full image with alt text in next tweet)

March 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM

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tbf you can also just look at them when you're walking around Honmachi Station but I don't think they ever actually play with their music

March 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM

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You know what other game has a fucked up frog

March 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM

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Are you talking about the person who tweeted this? If so I really don't think their account seems abnormal and the fed thing is pretty clearly a bit imo.

February 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM

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They already mentioned it in an extra chapter that was added in the 2021 remake

February 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM

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I can't believe they actually edited it like this

February 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM

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I kind of thought movie tie in games had stopped being a thing by the time the Harry Potter movies were wrapping up but I guess not

January 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM

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yeah I dont think the Lang version goes back far enough to cover this

January 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM

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tried looking it up to see when it was releasing and received inconclusive results

January 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM

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Actually I think FNAF is so allergic to confirming things that the "Bite of '87" could still refer to a blizzard (although I'm not sure how a blizzard would make them stop letting the animatronics roam during the day, maybe they got too cold? the frontal lobe thing could be a non sequitor)