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Really loved this moment in BIRDCAGE. Really tested my Media Literacy. Which answers did you guys give to the questions? 😃
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Play Sylvie Lime
November 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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one of my favorite parts of my job is even when I write negatively about things, having to go over it again and again always allows me to find some nice positive thing about it

this was not the case with the ed gein show

fuck the ed gein show

www.youtube.com/watch?v=05rl...
"yOu'Re ThE oNe WhO cAn'T LoOk aWaY"
YouTube video by Jack Saint
www.youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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i'm afraid it's simply always good when you get to the final boss of a game and the boss is like "ENGAGING HEGEL STANCE: DIALECTIC DESTRUCTION CANNON" and shoots you with a fucking beam. it makes no sense but it's so good every time.
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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shmup players be like “i only like games with Depth” yet won’t play anything with a Z axis. curious!
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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zeroranger tracks are all named shit like She Green On My Orange Til I (Reprise)
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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i feel there’s been a conscious effort by silent hill fans to not publicly acknowledge that halfway through the new game you get a tutorial that says “press L3+R3 to go Beast Mode” and then you press it and you go Beast Mode

i think they know that’s really embarrassing and are keeping it on the dl
October 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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latest reason for atlus not including women: the director/lyricist has been too busy studying psychology
October 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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parry sloppin in the house tonight

standin still and pressin L2 on time
October 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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while we're at it, the stories about evil ai's taking over the world or whatever were also metaphors. they also were not literally about evil programs that will kill us all. im starting to think the origin of this problem is people who can't read properly.
October 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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do ai people know that those old scifi stories about robots being oppressed or whatever were like, metaphors. yknow about real people, who actually exist. they weren't literally about how robots will be oppressed in the future. that would be stupid.
October 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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dude linux is easy. just open up the deb manager and install the flatpak. if that doesn’t work try wrapping it with blorb and running it via scruntfix. if blorb doesn’t work then use jumble. just use jumble for it. run jumble in a sandbox and sudo it. jumble can do that no prob. linux is easy just u
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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shmup reviewer on tiktok: on the second loop, unalived enemies will start dropping sewer slide bullets
October 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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not sure why i put this on my wishlist, i get this for free every time i go to the grocery store.
October 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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the average ps3 game was 7 hours of dogshit you would never play again. the average ps5 game is 70 hours of modestly less unpleasant dogshit that you will also never play again. they arent spending more money to make the games better, theyre just making them longer. why would i want that.
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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holy freaking based
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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you really don't have to buy the new halo game
I asked Microsoft PR about this—specially the DHS using Halo IP to recruit for ICE—and the company declined to comment.
October 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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a few years ago it feels like it became passe to be like “yeah big shooter games are basically all propaganda,” maybe even a reductive point to make. now they’re literally doing “joining ice basically makes you master chief” and i feel maybe we should have hammered it in more.
October 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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undertale geno route exclusive enemy, yandereplane
September 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I can't stop thinking abt these tweets i saw so ive brought it into existence . artisanal #kriselle
July 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM