Jerry Seinfeld Official
@seinfeldofficial.bsky.social
Official account of Jerry Seinfeld. Not an "impersonation" as labeled by counterrevolutionary bsky moderation team
not that there's anything wrong with that
not that there's anything wrong with that
community is an asexual polycule
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
community is an asexual polycule
deadbolted door is like a chastity cage for house punks
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
deadbolted door is like a chastity cage for house punks
fuck off folk punker im writing a resume
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
fuck off folk punker im writing a resume
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shitting in a bucket and then getting fined $4,000 by the city for code violations at the anarchist land project is way more praxis than any yall bitches ever done
November 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
shitting in a bucket and then getting fined $4,000 by the city for code violations at the anarchist land project is way more praxis than any yall bitches ever done
been getting into cigerette burns lately
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
been getting into cigerette burns lately
haters will hear you insist that its only severe mold exposure and scold you for not masking at the show two weeks ago
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
haters will hear you insist that its only severe mold exposure and scold you for not masking at the show two weeks ago
woman with WASH/BORD knuckle tattoos that cant keep time would fix me
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 AM
woman with WASH/BORD knuckle tattoos that cant keep time would fix me
hey i dont think my mom can house us up anymore she said you kept schwagging out her poodle
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
hey i dont think my mom can house us up anymore she said you kept schwagging out her poodle
traincore marshawn lynch: im just bout that slack action boss
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
traincore marshawn lynch: im just bout that slack action boss
cracking a squat to house up the six femmes in my road dog situationship oogle crew polycule
November 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
cracking a squat to house up the six femmes in my road dog situationship oogle crew polycule
i promise these arent cold sores i just slept in an ant hill last night
November 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
i promise these arent cold sores i just slept in an ant hill last night
anarcho pelosism
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
anarcho pelosism
bill wilson never said nothin about bitches from new orleans
October 22, 2025 at 4:52 AM
bill wilson never said nothin about bitches from new orleans
top ten world trade center buildings number seven will surprise you
October 21, 2025 at 7:59 AM
top ten world trade center buildings number seven will surprise you
i hope dan wilson gets found in a ditch
October 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i hope dan wilson gets found in a ditch
pullin up to the punk house in a mercedes got me feelin like transgender dominic toretto
October 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
pullin up to the punk house in a mercedes got me feelin like transgender dominic toretto
i do not want to be a twink i want to be in the pipefitters union
October 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
i do not want to be a twink i want to be in the pipefitters union
i wish women would use me for my body instead of my power tools
September 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
i wish women would use me for my body instead of my power tools
greatful to be here greatful to be the great clown pagliacci
September 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
greatful to be here greatful to be the great clown pagliacci
polyamory is like sitting in the cuck chair except its the mattress on the floor as the people fucking
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
polyamory is like sitting in the cuck chair except its the mattress on the floor as the people fucking
joining the perfectly averageshoreman union
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
joining the perfectly averageshoreman union
mom found the pookie inside your copy of evasion so she says you have to leave but shes letting me borrow her car to give you a ride to the trainyard
August 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
mom found the pookie inside your copy of evasion so she says you have to leave but shes letting me borrow her car to give you a ride to the trainyard
they should make pants with pockets big enough to steal a bottle of doc bronners i rlly need to take a shower
August 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
they should make pants with pockets big enough to steal a bottle of doc bronners i rlly need to take a shower
medicaid voice training got me sounding like patrick warburton
August 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
medicaid voice training got me sounding like patrick warburton
dick short but my money long
August 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
dick short but my money long