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Seijan Etroix
@seijanetroix.bsky.social
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° (Un)Professional Hyper Artist°
° Why is it called space if I can fill it so easily? °
FA @ mr-walrus
Shado's feeling generous: at least he's warning you about the impending dimensional break.
Better than just using your realm as his new condom.

For: @fluffdrgn.monster
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Might have been the only time both the monster, and the hunter bagged a gold-crown at the same time.

For: @rangacatman.bsky.social & @powerslamming.bsky.social
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
For many hypers, a well built compression collar can go a very long way before showing any need for replacement.

The best built ones can get Astrid... maybe half-a-mile.

For: @realbeaber.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
God-level compression or not, being huge is not optional.
In fact, it's inevitable.

For: @growingemperor.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
While discoveries are best kept to yourself,
it'd be wrong to not share the results with as many people as possible.

For: www.furaffinity.net/user/silentf...
October 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I don't know what people are on about with malls being dead or empty. Every mall Billy goes into seems to be bursting at the seams.

For: www.furaffinity.net/user/aggress...
October 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They've been talking about repainting the bedroom, but the whole house might be getting a new layer in the crossfire.

For: @lunaendlesswitch.bsky.social & @meltyderg.bsky.social
October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
[2/2]
...And he gives very close hugs.

For: @trashmasterj.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
[1/2]
He has a bad habit of interrupting people mid-word, but it's only because he's very excitable.

For: @trashmasterj.bsky.social
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Every universe has a story, and every story is catalogued in the Grand Library's endless shelves... Save one: The Biography of the Librarian.

...Only because they ran out of ink, paper, and dimension at the printing pantheon trying to record her size.
Her compressed size.

For: @maiyet.bsky.social
October 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The infinite expanse of space is cold, empty, and vast.
So Friko is going to fix that by filling it up with something that's warm, soft, and even more expansive.

(It's boobs. Their boobs.)

For: @drakkmac.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The raptors will continue to grow until sufficiently entertained.

For: @zoralth.bsky.social

Ctn of: bsky.app/profile/seij...
October 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
With tits like a table, you can mount basically anything and have your mags close to your chest-- literally!
Effectiveness may vary with size.
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Been playing Project Silverfish a lot lately, so I made a profile for my guy.

Armed, broke, and has never worn PPE in his entire life, and it shows. Raja only barely makes more dosh than he spends. Hope he can pay that debt before the whole zone is underwater... Or under-him.
October 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Science takes too much time.
Push the fluffy love button for instant, repeatable results!

For: @toumak.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
There're a lot of benefits of having a date night at home, especially for Cali. No need to worry about getting dressed to go out... Not like getting dressed is much of a choice at this stage of the pregnancy...

For: @butthutt.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It's best not to distract the chief engineer while they're working. They're the one in charge of the dimension-shattering, highly-sensitive matter engine... And the supermatter, too I guess.

For: @chemlight.bsky.social
September 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The current dilemma expands. Experts and non-experts agree: 'Man, he's big.'

For: @professoranon.bsky.social & www.furaffinity.net/user/drash

Ctn of: bsky.app/profile/seij...
September 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
If you can't be quiet in the library, then things are going to get loud instead.
...And sticky.

For: @valencebond.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It's recommended that artists to take frequent breaks.
Very, very frequent breaks.

For: @hawkacular0.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It turns out that trying to number-crunch the upper bounds of a hyper orgasm needs a lot of space to store all those numbers and calculations.

...Saying nothing of all the space needed to store the impending orgasm.

For: @bsky.dragowulf.me
September 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Try not not make impregnating everyone in a five mile proxy any more awkward than it already is--
just sink your paws in and get it over with.
September 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I suppose one could have imagined the consequences of being so big. It wouldn't have made it less of a surprise.

For: @cmortos733961.bsky.social

Ctn of:
bsky.app/profile/seij...
September 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
If you can't hold your drink, you'd best get going. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

In fact, I recommend high ground. Very high ground.
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Even though the tanks still failed more-or-less instantly, this milking site's strongest machines mitigated an even bigger disaster... Of course, with help from the emergency condoms, extra tanks, silos, everyone bred along the way, every other milking site etc...

For: @kythehisuiark.bsky.social
September 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM