If anyone is in search of ASMR referee readings, check out the guy calling the UMass-Akron NCAAF game. He announces a roughing the passer penalty like he's telling you your plane has a new gate.

Whether it’s Joe Biden attending weekly mass or Donald Trump’s ICE agents shooting a priest in the face with a pepper ball, presidents of both sides have directly engaged with the Catholic faith.

Ron Darling calls Turang the best defensive 2B in MLB. Apparently unfamiliar with 1) Nico Hoerner 2) defensive stats 3) baseball.

Hi, I'm Andrew Cuomo. I'm sorry I groped your mom and killed your grandma, but if you give me a fifteenth chance, I promise to throw you out of your apartment.

I mean, if that doesn't seal the deal on Eberflus, I am done with the Bears.

I mean, regardless of how this ends, still fire Eberflus.

My take as a public administration scholar:
"Andor is to the Star Wars franchise movies what a LeCarré novel is to James Bond movies. It dwells in the gritty detail, petty bureaucracy and moral ambiguity of a shadowy world."
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For all of Dave Dexter's mistakes as Capitol's curator of The Beatles' US LP releases, the most egregious was putting "I Feel Fine" as side 2, track 4 of Beatles '65. Even on a fake album, that is S1, T1.

Metal: Everything sucks, but I have my rage.
Punk: Everything sucks, but I'll focus my anger.
Rap: Everything sucks, but I know how to survive.
Folk: Everything sucks, but there is beauty.
Ska: Everything sucks, let's ignore it.
Emo: Everything sucks, and I miss you.

Thanks, Mark.

My last Tweet for, I guess, continuity: "Junior's Farm" is an unsung @PaulMcCartney masterpiece, and we need a great cover. I nominate the Portland trio of @TheDecemberists, @TheDandyWarhols, or Sleater-Kinney. Bonus points for a collab. Extra special bonus points to b/w with "Sally G"