phayder school of necromancy g.c.s.e.
@secretivenerd.bsky.social
the children of today are the Undead Horde of tomorrow
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i am become nerd, purveyor of Linux memes
me whenever my wife reports something “missing”
farewell traveller, from the void we all came and to the void we must all return
farewell traveller, from the void we all came and to the void we must all return
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
me whenever my wife reports something “missing”
farewell traveller, from the void we all came and to the void we must all return
farewell traveller, from the void we all came and to the void we must all return
i don’t see any potential problems with introducing the hallucinating slop machine into the uk justice system. great call that
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
AI chatbots could help stop prisoner release errors, says justice minister
HMP Wandsworth gets ‘green light’ to use AI after team sent in to find ‘quick fixes’ after spate of mistakes
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i don’t see any potential problems with introducing the hallucinating slop machine into the uk justice system. great call that
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
daddy, why don’t zombies eat their own brains?
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
daddy, why don’t zombies eat their own brains?
im not just a simple guy you can turn on with the flick of a switch, im more complicated than that
proceeds to spend the next two hours intermittently scrolling titty drop videos on BS
proceeds to spend the next two hours intermittently scrolling titty drop videos on BS
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
im not just a simple guy you can turn on with the flick of a switch, im more complicated than that
proceeds to spend the next two hours intermittently scrolling titty drop videos on BS
proceeds to spend the next two hours intermittently scrolling titty drop videos on BS
“listen mate I’m a trip adviser local guide and I want turkey dinosaurs, there’s a shop just down the road off you go. Now chop chop, I’ve got a train to catch here”
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“listen mate I’m a trip adviser local guide and I want turkey dinosaurs, there’s a shop just down the road off you go. Now chop chop, I’ve got a train to catch here”
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Necromancer's Quest
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Necromancer's Quest
have I ever told you that i strongly dislike the 90s hit sitcom Friends?
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
have I ever told you that i strongly dislike the 90s hit sitcom Friends?
looking for a classic horror film (cheesy as hell please) available on uk Netflix for tonight. any recommendations?
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
looking for a classic horror film (cheesy as hell please) available on uk Netflix for tonight. any recommendations?
won’t someone PLEASE think of the petty bureaucracy
October 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
won’t someone PLEASE think of the petty bureaucracy
the space between my dash and the windshield is forever now known as “the void”, many a parking ticket is doomed to eternal falling in this nether space
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
the space between my dash and the windshield is forever now known as “the void”, many a parking ticket is doomed to eternal falling in this nether space
Raspberry Pi 5 = The Ultimate Pussy Magnet of 2025
October 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Raspberry Pi 5 = The Ultimate Pussy Magnet of 2025
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Confront the Turd Cultists living in the Derelict Mine, despite the risk this poses to your hands
October 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Confront the Turd Cultists living in the Derelict Mine, despite the risk this poses to your hands
didn't sign up for this constant trolling when i entered into this blood pact with a dragon i have to admit.
but fire ring worth it
#Drakengard #LinuxGaming #RetroGaming #PS2
but fire ring worth it
#Drakengard #LinuxGaming #RetroGaming #PS2
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
didn't sign up for this constant trolling when i entered into this blood pact with a dragon i have to admit.
but fire ring worth it
#Drakengard #LinuxGaming #RetroGaming #PS2
but fire ring worth it
#Drakengard #LinuxGaming #RetroGaming #PS2
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have to love Eminem radio edits, it’s absolutely fine for him to say that “if she ever tries to leave again, gonna tie her to the bed and set this house on fire” but under no circumstances whatsoever is it acceptable for him to say fuck
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
have to love Eminem radio edits, it’s absolutely fine for him to say that “if she ever tries to leave again, gonna tie her to the bed and set this house on fire” but under no circumstances whatsoever is it acceptable for him to say fuck
when there’s no more room in hell the dead shall walk the earth
unholy priest spotted at Ghosts in the Garden, York
unholy priest spotted at Ghosts in the Garden, York
October 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
when there’s no more room in hell the dead shall walk the earth
unholy priest spotted at Ghosts in the Garden, York
unholy priest spotted at Ghosts in the Garden, York
maybe it’s for the best Haywood dies in the fire in the 1992 cinematic classic The Last of the Mohicans, at least he was spared the indignity of this scene
October 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
maybe it’s for the best Haywood dies in the fire in the 1992 cinematic classic The Last of the Mohicans, at least he was spared the indignity of this scene
when my wife gets an unauthorised second lie in but I still have to do the school run
a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
ALT: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 8:17 AM
when my wife gets an unauthorised second lie in but I still have to do the school run
and the ladies heard what we were listening to and saw that it was good
October 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
and the ladies heard what we were listening to and saw that it was good
how can we say the speed of light is the light speed of the universe when black holes exist? gravity so strong that not even light can escape. sounds like something is pulled FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT there. nobel peace prize please
October 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
how can we say the speed of light is the light speed of the universe when black holes exist? gravity so strong that not even light can escape. sounds like something is pulled FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT there. nobel peace prize please
tired of being treated like a business expense to be cut?
well I’m tired of your shit, number go up you fucking asshole
well I’m tired of your shit, number go up you fucking asshole
October 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
tired of being treated like a business expense to be cut?
well I’m tired of your shit, number go up you fucking asshole
well I’m tired of your shit, number go up you fucking asshole
SOLD!
The leader thinks he can increase boob size through hypnosis and that we should leave NATO
October 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
SOLD!
it is a cause of great disappointment to me that in 2025 no one has yet developed a mass market robot lawn mower
October 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
it is a cause of great disappointment to me that in 2025 no one has yet developed a mass market robot lawn mower
stolen from the bad place
October 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
stolen from the bad place