JL Squirrel
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JL Squirrel
@secret-squirrel.bsky.social
Consultant. Dabbling with the Army on the weekends. Philly Sports. Bourbon Enthusiast.
What the actual fuck
August 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
August 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Who would have guessed he'd have a significant win replacement rate over Mick
August 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
At least it's a beautiful night and a beautiful park 🤷🏻‍♂️
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
That whole conversation was mildly uncomfortable
August 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
What an absolute dumpster fire, every single day
August 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Right? How many people are going to watch this ....in the Sphere?

Like why are we so annoyed by something we're never actually going to evaluate in person and hurts no one
August 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by JL Squirrel
We are failing to meet the promise of this country's founding documents, and it hurts all of us.

Will's story is here in the LA Times:
Scientist and green-card holder detained at SFO for more than a week, lawyer says
A Texas Lyme disease researcher faces deportation after being detained in San Francisco after returning from his brother's wedding in South Korea.
www.latimes.com
July 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I haven't been paying close attention, but what's the deal with Diggs? Does he still look like the same old guy?
July 31, 2025 at 10:01 AM
This is uh...quite the graph. Probably needs just a *bit* of context
July 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is a weird take. Literally half of the replies were agreeing with you
July 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I feel like the narrative around the bullpen is hanging around from the beginning of the season but at this point is just objectively untrue. They've actually been very solid over the last few months. It's a little tough to capture a good screenshot but here's the last 30 (BAA, whole staff)
July 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
absolutely insane stat
July 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
is that really saying that Hoyt Wilhelm pitched in 200+ games *after* his 45th birthday??
July 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I have absolutely no idea what this means in this context or how I'm supposed to feel about it
July 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
and he's crushing the ball recently. I'd love to see the advanced stats on what type of pitch he's doing damage on....my gut says there's probably a nice overlap
July 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wow.

And also: Fuck that guy.

But also, wow
July 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Lol so you're just gonna commit to that take huh? A guy who sits shooting the shit with friends normally gets Netflix specials? And then a sitcom after that successful special?

Seriously, it's allowable to just admit that your take was stupid. You genuinely don't have to dig in just because
July 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM