JL Squirrel
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JL Squirrel
@secret-squirrel.bsky.social
Consultant. Dabbling with the Army on the weekends. Philly Sports. Bourbon Enthusiast.
I feel like the narrative around the bullpen is hanging around from the beginning of the season but at this point is just objectively untrue. They've actually been very solid over the last few months. It's a little tough to capture a good screenshot but here's the last 30 (BAA, whole staff)
July 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Your avg deployment to the Middle East in 2025 is... boring, to say the least. I have a few friends at a few different bases who have been watching the proverbial paint dry for months.

But they'll be telling stories about having front row seats to the end of the world for a long, long time
June 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
*THIS* guy is telling other people to chill out 😅
May 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I know trying to make fun of a winning team is like...a whole "online personality", but let's just remind everyone that the cowboys last significant playoff victory is old enough to remember where it was on 9/11.
May 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just a reminder: if you want to be doing something useful, you should be calling & emailing your Reps/Sens daily. Dave McCormack has been getting an earful from me nearly every day, mainly via email since he's too much of a coward to let anyone answer his phones, and won't hold a town hall:
April 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You're arguing with somebody who posted something like this. Genuinely too dumb to waste braincells on. Block and move on
March 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The birthday girl
February 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
My favorite picture from the day. Landon in all of his glory. Go birds.

#FlyEaglesFly
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
February 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm in the National Guard and this door is currently blocking me from our insanely permanently bright hallway. Grade this particular brand of pain and suffering:
January 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
January 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
One of the sexiest aircraft ever produced
January 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
What are those cars doing beneath the street sign
January 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
So, exactly what I said.

And to be very clear, that's not what anybody was saying, but you ARE acting like a fucking child.
December 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Caught this extremely impromptu, but also extremely cool shot of a hawk in the yard observing the feeder. Unfortunately the simple act of standing up to try and get a better shot scared it off.
December 28, 2024 at 12:37 AM
When you somehow agree with the worst person on earth.... 😵‍💫
December 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
What a day in Happy Valley.
#WeAre
December 22, 2024 at 1:06 AM
This is you champ. If Penn State struggled to knock out UCLA, then you should be willing to say that Notre Dame struggled to knock out IU. Commit to your not
December 21, 2024 at 3:29 PM
These takes are absurd. In what universe did they almost beat Ohio State? They lost by 23 and got doubled up in yards. And Penn State dominated UCLA, with the bruins scoring their TD with 16 seconds left. You can think Indiana deserved a spot without making shit up
December 21, 2024 at 10:26 AM
See, that'd be a valid point, IF they haven't been increasing their prices for the last 20+ years, and IF their revenue hasn't been skyrocketing. Since 2000, ticket prices have gone up 113%, and revenue has followed right along with it. That's called....business.
December 18, 2024 at 5:13 PM
At least there's a semi-logical explanation, but it still seems like an interesting picture above this headline:
December 18, 2024 at 4:03 PM
This crew was really putting in the hard work tonight
December 14, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I can't tell you how terrible it is that I can HEAR this picture
December 12, 2024 at 2:44 PM
that being said, i've heard 'the poconos' used as a catchall for basically any travel north of the blue mountain, even though it's actually a super small geographic area:
December 11, 2024 at 6:22 PM
So you're SAYING there's a chance!
December 8, 2024 at 11:37 AM