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The Secret Labuor MP🥀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧
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Anonymous Labuor MP in the House of Parliament

“Far Right” (George Monibot)
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"The rising star of conservatism" (Laura Kuennsberg)

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‘Elsewhere Nigel Farage’ is my favourite flavour of Nigel Farage.
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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‘The Times they are a changin’ (for the worst)
October 30, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Who knows, maybe Labour will change?

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October 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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By any chance, Danny, is the simple answer ‘Fourteen years of Tory governments’?
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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“And you begin to understand as a Conservative voter, they simply lie to you at every election”
October 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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“and you begin to understand as a Conservative voter, they simply lie to you at every election”
October 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
secret-labour-mp.bsky.social
Yeah, but a promise will always be a promise 😉
October 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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‘Don’t be so ridiculous!’
October 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Of course, rather predictably, Nigel Farage’s response here is a verifiable lie.

The reporter - indeed, *any* reporter- simply needs to ask him about Jonathan Arnott and David Coburn.

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October 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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What’s most intriguing is what on earth could have warranted the need to raise a Freedom of Information request. What could William Yarwood at the TPA have thought he might discover?

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October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Gonna stick my neck out here and suggest Nigel Farage absolutely wants and needs foot soldiers like Sarah Pochin to go in hard on DEI. This is Trump’s bidding.

So, is he really “unhappy with what she’s done”? Or, might Nigel just be lying (again)?

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Farage says Pochin's comment was 'ugly', and he's not happy about it, but he does not think her intention was racist Q: Do you agree with Keir Starmer that what Sarah Pochin said was racist? Farage says Pochin's words were "without doubt ugly". He goes on: 1 And, taken on their own, could be read to be very, very unpleasant indeed. I am unhappy with what she has done. I can't underestimate that and she fully knows how I feel. However, it was in the broader context of the DEI [diversity, equity, inclusion] madness in the advertising industry. Farage says "anybody with half a brain" knows that has been happening. He goes on: • So I understand the basic point... The way she put it, the way she worded it, it was ugly. If I thought that the intention behind it was racist, I would have taken a lot more action.
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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“Don’t be so ridiculous”
October 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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19/11/2019
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Fun fact: Nigel Farage’s endowment has now enlarged to a size that's bigger than the Tories biggest pair of balls combined!

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October 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Fun fact: Nigel Farage endowment has enlarged to a size that's now bigger than the Tories biggest pair of balls combined!

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October 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Remember it? Absolutely! All 35 beautiful minutes of it 😍

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October 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Diversity in representation of racial groups has improved in adverts, but other minorities are rarely featured Adverts over-represent black people while ignoring over-70s Although showing of ethnic groups is improving, a study reveals a stark disparity in representation of minorities Alex Farber, Media Correspondent Wednesday October 01 2025, 7.40pm, The Times A study into the representation of minorities in television adverts has found that more than half feature black people, but disabled people remain severely underrepresented. Jack Thorne, the creator of Adolescence, has called for "self-examination" from advertising bosses after Channel 4's Mirror on the Industry study found that representation of the disabled, elderly and pregnant lagged well behind that for people of colour. The research was carried out by the agency Tapestry, which for a sixth year audited the top 500 adverts across all broadcasters over two separate four-week periods. It found that the proportion of adverts featuring black people jumped after the rise of the Black Lives Matter movement, from 37 per cent in 2020 to 51 per cent in 2022, and has remained stable since. Black people make up about 4 per cent of the population of England and Wales, according to 2021 census data.
October 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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The mad part is that the ‘51%’ metric originates directly from the very report seeking to “track the levels of representation & quality of portrayal in UK TV advertising”.

A metric subsequently reported by multiple press outlets, whipped up the right, conflated by Pochin, and misrepresented by Grok
October 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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And this is just one of many similar examples of how the industry study was (mis-)reported by the press:

www.thetimes.com/uk/media/art...
Diversity in representation of racial groups has improved in adverts, but other minorities are rarely featured Adverts over-represent black people while ignoring over-70s Although showing of ethnic groups is improving, a study reveals a stark disparity in representation of minorities Alex Farber, Media Correspondent Wednesday October 01 2025, 7.40pm, The Times A study into the representation of minorities in television adverts has found that more than half feature black people, but disabled people remain severely underrepresented. Jack Thorne, the creator of Adolescence, has called for "self-examination" from advertising bosses after Channel 4's Mirror on the Industry study found that representation of the disabled, elderly and pregnant lagged well behind that for people of colour. The research was carried out by the agency Tapestry, which for a sixth year audited the top 500 adverts across all broadcasters over two separate four-week periods. It found that the proportion of adverts featuring black people jumped after the rise of the Black Lives Matter movement, from 37 per cent in 2020 to 51 per cent in 2022, and has remained stable since. Black people make up about 4 per cent of the population of England and Wales, according to 2021 census data.
October 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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This is the industry study to which Sarah Pochin is referring (key slide shown)

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Quantity doesn't always mean quality Whilst people from ethnic minority backgrounds show up on screen, how they show up drives a desire for more.
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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www.thetimes.com/uk/media/art...
Diversity in representation of racial groups has improved in adverts, but other minorities are rarely featured Adverts over-represent black people while ignoring over-70s Although showing of ethnic groups is improving, a study reveals a stark disparity in representation of minorities Alex Farber, Media Correspondent Wednesday October 01 2025, 7.40pm, The Times A study into the representation of minorities in television adverts has found that more than half feature black people, but disabled people remain severely underrepresented. Jack Thorne, the creator of Adolescence, has called for "self-examination" from advertising bosses after Channel 4's Mirror on the Industry study found that representation of the disabled, elderly and pregnant lagged well behind that for people of colour. The research was carried out by the agency Tapestry, which for a sixth year audited the top 500 adverts across all broadcasters over two separate four-week periods. It found that the proportion of adverts featuring black people jumped after the rise of the Black Lives Matter movement, from 37 per cent in 2020 to 51 per cent in 2022, and has remained stable since. Black people make up about 4 per cent of the population of England and Wales, according to 2021 census data.
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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‘Lies, damned lies, and statistics’

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Quantity doesn't always mean quality Whilst people from ethnic minority backgrounds show up on screen, how they show up drives a desire for more.
October 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Reassuring to know I’m not alone!
Tony Blair
October 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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A raffle of a Tuesday evening! Sir Keir must be quaking in his boots!
It has not gone unnoticed that health secretary Wes Streeting, tipped by many as a potential successor, has been particularly active in recent months, including doing the raffle at a Labour Friends of Scotland event last Tuesday night.
October 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM