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Secondhand Rats
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Not actually Brutus from hit film "The Secret of NIMH"
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Leftist toughing it out in rural conservative hell
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How it feels to finally uninstall Instagram and Twitter
I'm extremely upset to learn that the Canadian Dental care plan isn't actually full coverage so I still can't afford to see a dentist and I'm going to cry about it... I haven't seen one since the very beginning of 2017 and my gums are almost gone and all my teeth are rotting!!! Yippee
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Ripping ass so severely that I have to call in sick to my job for the first time out of fear that the smells I'm emitting shut the whole place down
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
My selfies don't get the numbers they used to. I may walk into the lake and never return
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Has anyone seen little sun catchers for sale in Saskatoon very recently? I was gonna pick up a few for Christmas present but the two places I saw them at last no longer have them 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Damn a bar in Saskatoon immediately blocked me on Facebook for 'haha' reacting to a single post.... You okay brother??
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When character designer make their polar bears character just a white grizzly (((THEY ARE BUILT DIFFERENT I HATE YOU)))
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I briefly joined a prepping group, and the amount of people relying on LLMs was shocking. Sorry boss but you're not gonna make it "when shit hits the fan"
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Boyfriend doesn't want to start a soup kitchen style organization in our little town with me 😢😢😢
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Today's rural pride committee meeting ended with me DMing the only other queer person in attendance to be like "so I guess we need to send out a PSA explaining why allies can't say F****t"
November 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Storygraph users are crazy. Just saw someone rate a book only 3 stars because,"It wasn't what I needed to read"
My brother in christ you chose the book???
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I asked my boyfriend to guess how many books I've read so far this year and he said 15, confirming my theory that he doesn't really listen to my Book of the Week rants
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I accidentally let my screen name slip @ work so we gotta rebrand
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I forgot I wasn't in a safe space and just let it slip in front of my mom that I shoplifted a fuggler from dollarama and she's noooot happy
Hit me with the "what is wrong with you??"
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Not to be a karen but some dick swerved around our truck in order to drive straight through our backyard last night to get to the back alley and I'm pissed?? Get your fucking truck off my damn lawn what is wrong with you
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Feeling like messaging my old boss in Saskatoon like "you were the best I ever had"
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My employers are in Texas rn and our meat fridge died last night so today has been the kinda day where I might need to scream in my car a little on the way home
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My boss installed cameras in pretty much every room in our building AND they recorded audio (which I'm pretty sure isn't legal??).
He's said a few things that have made it pretty clear he will just watch and listen to us whenever he has spare time. It's giving me the ick??
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
My washing machine is making noises that make me believe she doesn't have much time left with us
November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I can't stop thinking about her..... I miss her... I'm sorry i left you....
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Finally installed a shelf for my toy horses. You may notice some large gaps. Those are for manifesting more toy horses.
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Getting into what I call "zoo meals" where my plate looks like something you'd feed a beloved ape or perhaps a bear
November 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Living in a 113 year old house that's impossible to seal up has really challenged my "never kill any bugs ever!!" approach to life. I kill maple bugs every day now. I don't know how to keep them out without harming other invertebrates
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Spray painted some costume stuff downstairs and then hand washed a wig in the bathroom with (perhaps too much) fabric softener and now my entire house smells insane
October 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM