Throbgoblin
@sebhar.bsky.social
Han, 35, they/them. Librarian Jock Cat Person. Fast-talking flirt completely undone by sincerity. Ope hey you betcha. Goalies & Hawkeye enthusiast. Crass but unequivocally true. Won't reskeet or click your terfstack. I block crypto and "AI" on sight.
My last real day off was 10/28 and I have a couple things I SHOULD do today but I really do not want to
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My last real day off was 10/28 and I have a couple things I SHOULD do today but I really do not want to
This horrible man woke me up several times last night and FOR WHAT.
November 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This horrible man woke me up several times last night and FOR WHAT.
My chickpeas bad, badder than yerrrrs, my chickpeas do stuff that I can't even put in words
November 4, 2025 at 4:36 PM
My chickpeas bad, badder than yerrrrs, my chickpeas do stuff that I can't even put in words
Looking for the braincell
November 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Looking for the braincell
Chickpeas four ways - Sunday meal prep complete
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Chickpeas four ways - Sunday meal prep complete
Just want to thank you all again. Your kindness got littered and dry food for these dorks, and deodorant for me (I busted out the travel deo but there was less in there than I remembered)
October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just want to thank you all again. Your kindness got littered and dry food for these dorks, and deodorant for me (I busted out the travel deo but there was less in there than I remembered)
Today I am going as #1 Crate from FNAF which I feel is less gay and more neurodivergent
October 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Today I am going as #1 Crate from FNAF which I feel is less gay and more neurodivergent
Buying four tires/paying for six months of car insurance at once is unfathomably rich behavior. I am not unfathomably rich. Eight days til payday. If you'd like to help me eat veggies (I have beans and rice) and take care of the cats til then, links are below. Anything is appreciated!
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Buying four tires/paying for six months of car insurance at once is unfathomably rich behavior. I am not unfathomably rich. Eight days til payday. If you'd like to help me eat veggies (I have beans and rice) and take care of the cats til then, links are below. Anything is appreciated!
Many thanks to the folks who've sent me some cash and/or reskeeted! Vincent declares she will spare all our lives for at least one more day.
October 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Many thanks to the folks who've sent me some cash and/or reskeeted! Vincent declares she will spare all our lives for at least one more day.
I will be okay ultimately but any help you can send my way is appreciated - even a reskeet. I don't *think* anything else is on autopay, but now I'm paranoid 🫠
Stupid adorable expensive cat
Stupid adorable expensive cat
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I will be okay ultimately but any help you can send my way is appreciated - even a reskeet. I don't *think* anything else is on autopay, but now I'm paranoid 🫠
Stupid adorable expensive cat
Stupid adorable expensive cat
Hi all - between vet bills, car tires, the tree in my backyard rotting, medical expenses, and forgetting my car insurance was due, I'm currently in the hole til next Friday. If you'd like to help out with groceries and cat litter:
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$hmkane
www.paypal.me/thehmkane
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$hmkane
www.paypal.me/thehmkane
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Hi all - between vet bills, car tires, the tree in my backyard rotting, medical expenses, and forgetting my car insurance was due, I'm currently in the hole til next Friday. If you'd like to help out with groceries and cat litter:
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$hmkane
www.paypal.me/thehmkane
venmo.com/code?user_id...
cash.app/$hmkane
www.paypal.me/thehmkane
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula (if you like)
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula (if you like)
Will you smooch this soft boy?
Will you snuggle with young Heather?
He's a soft, snuggle boy
'Specially in the cooler weather
Will you snuggle with young Heather?
He's a soft, snuggle boy
'Specially in the cooler weather
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Will you smooch this soft boy?
Will you snuggle with young Heather?
He's a soft, snuggle boy
'Specially in the cooler weather
Will you snuggle with young Heather?
He's a soft, snuggle boy
'Specially in the cooler weather
Heather is the sweetest boy! We've done them before with no problem. It's the orange demon we gotta watch out for 🤣
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Heather is the sweetest boy! We've done them before with no problem. It's the orange demon we gotta watch out for 🤣
Local potato has no idea it's almost vet time
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Local potato has no idea it's almost vet time
*Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters voice* who the hell are you people
October 5, 2025 at 12:12 PM
*Richard Dreyfuss in Close Encounters voice* who the hell are you people
Look at these schmoops
September 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Look at these schmoops
Goodnight bsky I am
September 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Goodnight bsky I am
After HE poops, he sprints around the house screaming, despite his arthritic old cat knees. 🤣
September 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
After HE poops, he sprints around the house screaming, despite his arthritic old cat knees. 🤣
I saw this yesterday and was just like, yep yep
September 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I saw this yesterday and was just like, yep yep
