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Ha ha! Not to scale!
Pity my handsome boy, for he lacks a brain
March 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
March 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH x 100
February 20, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Evergreen
February 18, 2024 at 7:58 PM
People love to hang out in the dunning-kruger peak of ignorance, but they're scared to death of falling into the valley of despair, and sometimes that manifests as resentment to those who have crossed it
February 11, 2024 at 5:57 PM
February 7, 2024 at 6:00 PM
She's best cat
February 6, 2024 at 8:37 PM
My pretty kitty looks black, but in the light you can see she's actually a lovely dark brown
February 6, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Also turn on threaded mode, it kicks ass!
February 6, 2024 at 7:43 PM
If you're new here, make sure to go into your settings and set the number of likes in Reply Filters to 0, otherwise you'll never see my shitty replies that no one likes!!!
February 6, 2024 at 7:42 PM
I don't know what's going with bots over on twitter, but somehow they've infiltrated notifications.

I got a notification about a comment with 0 engagement by someone I've never seen or interacted with and don't follow on a post by a different person with the same situation

What the fuck is this?
January 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I think the homeless should have laptops and cell phones. And also homes.
December 27, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Over on Elon's site I keep seeing posts from tesla fans bemoaning all of the issues they've had with their 6 figure shitboxes

It's very funny
December 23, 2023 at 6:24 AM
New dongs for 2024!
December 4, 2023 at 8:14 AM
For sauce, just buy a can of whole peeled tomatoes. Blend it for a couple seconds. Add salt, garlic, oil and other seasonings to taste, no cooking necessary

For the 225g dough, 3-4 oz of cheese is perfect, low moisture mozz and romano are my favorite
December 3, 2023 at 9:27 AM
It's not hard to beat papa John's, that stuff is terrible

Weigh some bread flour, 65% of that by weight water, 2% salt, 0.5% yeast. Mix it up, knead it for 5-10 minutes, let it rest for an hour in a covered bowl. Portion out ~225 grams for personal sized, ball em and fridge em.
December 3, 2023 at 9:23 AM
Heathcliff is amazing
November 30, 2023 at 7:19 PM
Nonsense, you just don't understand scale
November 26, 2023 at 6:23 PM
I feel like this setting is bullying me
November 24, 2023 at 10:44 PM
How long until the McAlarm is a requirement in all American households
November 24, 2023 at 10:40 PM
She likes to squish inbetween the pillows in the guest bed, with her little feet tucked into the pillowcase
November 24, 2023 at 7:48 PM
Twitter is fine, they still have plenty of great advertisers
November 19, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Twitter's ad situation is going really, really well actually.
November 18, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Squares wouldn't get it
November 17, 2023 at 6:13 PM
However, no store seems to carry these sponges or mops anymore, at least near me. Instead, there's a whole section of similar options from different brands, each with their own proprietary heads, and each of them that I've owned or used has sucked major ass compared to the humble old butterfly.
November 5, 2023 at 8:21 PM