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@sebastianfantastic.bsky.social
Seb, he/him, 🔞 You probably know me for fe3h fanfic but I’m also unhinged about LotR, SW, OFMD, BG3, a shit ton of anime, and a myriad of podcasts
Had a dream where I was running D&D for like 25+ people and Matt Mercer was there but I couldn’t find my stuff, things kept breaking and needing my attention and I could feel myself becoming my adhd mother, disappearing for “just a minute” to fix things before reappearing

AND MATT MERCER WAS THERE.
October 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s so over for me.
Bout to fall on my knees begging and pleading. Bout to block the shelter site from my phone browser. Bout to unsubscribe from all volunteer emails and block their phone number. Bout to fake my death and adopt the dog in secret. (I won’t do any of this; posting will save me.)
You’d think that knowing my girlfriend has told me that she can’t live in a zoo and that me adopting one more animal would constitute a zoo would mean I’d stop looking at the local shelter website.

AND YET.
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You’d think that knowing my girlfriend has told me that she can’t live in a zoo and that me adopting one more animal would constitute a zoo would mean I’d stop looking at the local shelter website.

AND YET.
October 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
There’s a reason why my friend calls Zag Big Momma whenever I have foster kittens
October 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Head hurt so bad that I just had a meltdown in the dog park trying to spell caterpillar (brain was supplying the mispronounced version my little sister used to say, thanks brain).

And that’s why I should always turn in my work early. (A lesson I will not remember 😇)
September 30, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Playing Hades II (if you’re seeing this blbb mods, no you didn’t!) and all I can say is
September 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is it joie de vivre or a manic episode? This week at 6, local man texts his girlfriend apropos of nothing that he’s thinking about “getting into pressure washing.” Back to you, Kelly.
September 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Thinking once again how Sylvain is always the one who stays.
Even though he wanted to run away.
Even when he’s recruited, he always returns to Faerghus and Gautier and tries to make it a better place to live, in spite of what he did or who won.
Like damn, that man’s capacity for love.
September 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I gotta find another show to watch while eating dinner that’s not Hannibal.
September 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.”

If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.
September 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I don’t consider myself an artist but I dabble and fe3h made me double dabble, a doubble, if you will. So here’s some of my favorite pieces…
September 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Day 12 of #fe3htimeskip

I haven't taken part in any zines, but I DID write this Raphbert fic for Hubert Rare Pair Week 2023 that I'm rather fond of! ☺️

archiveofourown.org/works/477398...
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Ohhh Hades 2 in September as well. It's all coming up Amy
September 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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go read this right now I am NOT asking
eye of the serpent was a fun project for 3H deep lore fans. here’s the fic I wrote for it, where dorothea and sylvain have an unsettling encounter with a certain mysterious historical figure… and at least one of them comes back a little wrong 😘
#fe3h #fe3htimeskip

archiveofourown.org/works/45495742
September 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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my feedback so far is that sothis should look more mommy and hubert should be there for some reason
September 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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how am I supposed to work now??????
September 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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im going to be so annoying until unspecified date 2026
September 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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There are still good, kind, decent people in the world

You just need to know where to look

www.newsweek.com/florida-loca...
Florida locals defy Ron DeSantis by restoring Pulse rainbow crosswalk
People took matters into their own hands after the commemorative crosswalk was removed, and drew it back onto the ground.
www.newsweek.com
August 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Cw: roach mention

Giant roach in my apartment. Came in on trash service trash can. In my apartment. Disappeared when I went for spray. Dog and cat acting normal but I can’t. Living in fear (giant roach in my apartment).
August 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Quick, what Pokémon evolution line are you? I’m Totodile. Coincidently; totodile->croconaw->feraligator is the ideal bear evolution, don’t at me.
August 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Opening offers again in case anyone wants to hit me with big clown hammers until I faint from lack of the vitamin and get to have some time off work… for no reason in particular.
August 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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My edeleth piece for the @blackeagleslgbt.bsky.social zine! It has been wonderful working on this project with such wonderful people ☺️ Leftovers close tonight, so grab it while you still can! :)

blackeagleslgbt.bigcartel.com
August 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Dunno if I should even tag this with ferdibert, and I'm not really complaining about getting extra Ferdinands (which I barely ever rarely get), but mentally I'm here right now.
August 15, 2025 at 6:18 PM