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Buddha I'm watching the stream why you trying not to laugh bruh that's disrespectful as shit bruh
The Buddha enlightened under a tree, a small smirk on his face. He sits on a lotus which is on a snake coiled up. Above the Buddha's head are seven cobra heads, and his head is surrounded by a radiant yellow and green light. To the left in the background is one black swan and to the right are two white swans.
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Slang overuse is unfortunately not that unprecedented, as this has happened before with the word "galant" in 18th century Europe. Here's Andrew Talle from "Beyond Bach: Music and Everyday Life in the Eighteenth Century" on the matter:
The denizens of J. S. Bach's Germany wore galant boots, galant belt buckles, galant stockings, and galant velvet caps. They accessorized with galant embroidered handbags, galant silk scarves, galant pearl necklaces, and galant silver tobacco canisters. Restauranteurs proudly served galant ragouts, galant fricassees, galant mutton chops, galant veal cutlets, and galant Westphalian hams. The patronage of prostitutes was known as a Galanterie, and venereal disease as a Galanterie-illness. In 1687 the philosopher Christian Thomasius ridiculed university students for applying the word galant to dogs, cats, slippers, tables and chairs, quills and ink, apples and pears, and "I know not what else." The situation had not changed much nearly four decades later when Bach's neighbor and sometime-librettist Johann Christoph Gottsched observed that "anything one can see, hear, smell, taste, feel, sense or in any other way experience or imagine has to be described as galant, totally galant, and completely galant."
October 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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God giving Egypt the ten plagues through Moses
Qin Shi Huang releasing fireballs onto a Norman Rockwell painting of a family celebrating Thanksgiving, serving a bloody globe facing Africa and Eurasia. Fire is consuming the bottom part of the screen. Text reads "LOOK WHO'S COMING TO DINNER" and "UNLIMITED GENOCIDE ON THE FIRST WORLD"
October 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Most valid crashout in history
Jesus cleansing the temple
September 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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It will never not vex me that they were filming this scene of Master of Disguise*as 9/11 was happening*
Dana Carvey as Turtle in Master of Disguise
July 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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You bring the theory, I'll bring the praxis
March 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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February 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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Why are anime fans like this sometimes
February 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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As much as you're allowed to hate conservative Christians, you have to give them this

They are so good at accidentally reinventing ancient heresies that it might put Irenaeus out of a job
February 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM