sean morley
@seanmorl.com
its just good stuff really
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imagine if star trek was still around. what would it even be about? apps?
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
imagine if star trek was still around. what would it even be about? apps?
last night we got stuck on the tracks because the train in front hit something.
soneone asked "is there a chance it was just an animal?" to which the driver said "oh aye. im always clobbering animals. clobbering pigeons, clobbering deer, clobbering foxes, its pheasant season at the moment"
soneone asked "is there a chance it was just an animal?" to which the driver said "oh aye. im always clobbering animals. clobbering pigeons, clobbering deer, clobbering foxes, its pheasant season at the moment"
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
last night we got stuck on the tracks because the train in front hit something.
soneone asked "is there a chance it was just an animal?" to which the driver said "oh aye. im always clobbering animals. clobbering pigeons, clobbering deer, clobbering foxes, its pheasant season at the moment"
soneone asked "is there a chance it was just an animal?" to which the driver said "oh aye. im always clobbering animals. clobbering pigeons, clobbering deer, clobbering foxes, its pheasant season at the moment"
centrists: left wing policies are bad because theyre actually a lot like right wing policies
voters: so right wing policies are bad?
centrists: no :)
voters: so right wing policies are bad?
centrists: no :)
November 8, 2025 at 11:09 AM
centrists: left wing policies are bad because theyre actually a lot like right wing policies
voters: so right wing policies are bad?
centrists: no :)
voters: so right wing policies are bad?
centrists: no :)
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Last year I did a scrappy presentation in miro about the history of sound mirrors + their ultimate redundancy as a technological achievement despite looking pretty cool.
Anyone can sign up and talk about a niche interest, to a very polite & attentive audience who totally get this sort of thing.
Anyone can sign up and talk about a niche interest, to a very polite & attentive audience who totally get this sort of thing.
i run an annual livestream of short presentations on niche interests. it's very wholesome and the invitation to speak extends to every living member of planet earth.
this year's morl society is friday 28th november.
sign-up form + more info: forms.gle/39oK5LokPh3P...
this year's morl society is friday 28th november.
sign-up form + more info: forms.gle/39oK5LokPh3P...
November 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Last year I did a scrappy presentation in miro about the history of sound mirrors + their ultimate redundancy as a technological achievement despite looking pretty cool.
Anyone can sign up and talk about a niche interest, to a very polite & attentive audience who totally get this sort of thing.
Anyone can sign up and talk about a niche interest, to a very polite & attentive audience who totally get this sort of thing.
me, while smiling and respecting myself: id like the second worst option please
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
me, while smiling and respecting myself: id like the second worst option please
I'll be at Wormhole Weekend as part of Nottingham Comedy Festival this Saturday with the latest iteration of Backchannel.
Changelog:
- Improved Calpol
- Removed Sincere Bit
- Enhanced Doctor Piss Routine
tickets: www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/sean-morley-...
Changelog:
- Improved Calpol
- Removed Sincere Bit
- Enhanced Doctor Piss Routine
tickets: www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/sean-morley-...
Friday 7th to Sunday 9th November 2025 is Wormhole Weekend!
A 3 day celebration of innovative, interactive and avant-garde comedy, with the very best of the UK alt comedy scene. There are 16 incredible shows in store, featuring award-winning comics from all over the UK.
linktr.ee/WormholeWeek...
A 3 day celebration of innovative, interactive and avant-garde comedy, with the very best of the UK alt comedy scene. There are 16 incredible shows in store, featuring award-winning comics from all over the UK.
linktr.ee/WormholeWeek...
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I'll be at Wormhole Weekend as part of Nottingham Comedy Festival this Saturday with the latest iteration of Backchannel.
Changelog:
- Improved Calpol
- Removed Sincere Bit
- Enhanced Doctor Piss Routine
tickets: www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/sean-morley-...
Changelog:
- Improved Calpol
- Removed Sincere Bit
- Enhanced Doctor Piss Routine
tickets: www.nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/sean-morley-...
im sorry but i dont think i have the power to normalise anything. when i start behaving outside the existing norms people have starting saying "oh just ignore him thats just what he's like"
November 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
im sorry but i dont think i have the power to normalise anything. when i start behaving outside the existing norms people have starting saying "oh just ignore him thats just what he's like"
got to meet a bunch of my neighbours at a halloween party last night. and just to stress how poorly socialised i am these days, here are two topics of conversations i attempted
1) did you know broccoli, cabbage and kale are all descended from mustard
2) have you heard about ai psychosis
1) did you know broccoli, cabbage and kale are all descended from mustard
2) have you heard about ai psychosis
November 2, 2025 at 6:59 PM
got to meet a bunch of my neighbours at a halloween party last night. and just to stress how poorly socialised i am these days, here are two topics of conversations i attempted
1) did you know broccoli, cabbage and kale are all descended from mustard
2) have you heard about ai psychosis
1) did you know broccoli, cabbage and kale are all descended from mustard
2) have you heard about ai psychosis
delighted to announce ive gained manual control of my reptile brain. i can now select between fight and flight from a handy drop-down menu
October 31, 2025 at 9:30 AM
delighted to announce ive gained manual control of my reptile brain. i can now select between fight and flight from a handy drop-down menu
exciting to be living in an era where "full automation is here rendering most forms of work obsolete" and "legitimate citizenship can only be achieved through work, even if you're disabled" are not only concurrent ideas, but actively embraced by government.
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 AM
exciting to be living in an era where "full automation is here rendering most forms of work obsolete" and "legitimate citizenship can only be achieved through work, even if you're disabled" are not only concurrent ideas, but actively embraced by government.
i run an annual livestream of short presentations on niche interests. it's very wholesome and the invitation to speak extends to every living member of planet earth.
this year's morl society is friday 28th november.
sign-up form + more info: forms.gle/39oK5LokPh3P...
this year's morl society is friday 28th november.
sign-up form + more info: forms.gle/39oK5LokPh3P...
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
i run an annual livestream of short presentations on niche interests. it's very wholesome and the invitation to speak extends to every living member of planet earth.
this year's morl society is friday 28th november.
sign-up form + more info: forms.gle/39oK5LokPh3P...
this year's morl society is friday 28th november.
sign-up form + more info: forms.gle/39oK5LokPh3P...
i love sending an email. the trick is to conceive of every outgoing email as the definitive conclusion of a task or project and every reply as a rude reopening of old wounds.
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
i love sending an email. the trick is to conceive of every outgoing email as the definitive conclusion of a task or project and every reply as a rude reopening of old wounds.
mods please update bluesky so we all have health points. i want to see how much hp everyone has.
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
mods please update bluesky so we all have health points. i want to see how much hp everyone has.
Wormhole Weekend looks absolutely excellent. I'll be there with Backchannel on Saturday 8th November.
Friday 7th to Sunday 9th November 2025 is Wormhole Weekend!
A 3 day celebration of innovative, interactive and avant-garde comedy, with the very best of the UK alt comedy scene. There are 16 incredible shows in store, featuring award-winning comics from all over the UK.
linktr.ee/WormholeWeek...
A 3 day celebration of innovative, interactive and avant-garde comedy, with the very best of the UK alt comedy scene. There are 16 incredible shows in store, featuring award-winning comics from all over the UK.
linktr.ee/WormholeWeek...
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Wormhole Weekend looks absolutely excellent. I'll be there with Backchannel on Saturday 8th November.
great to see the luminaries going boots-in on cosiness.
my take: cosy games are often unintentional exercises in utopian fiction, suggesting the ideal life is manifested through incrementally optimising the throughput of natural resource exploitation.
my take: cosy games are often unintentional exercises in utopian fiction, suggesting the ideal life is manifested through incrementally optimising the throughput of natural resource exploitation.
I write middle-grade whodunnits, so you might want to dismiss my opinion out of hand. But I think cosy games/crime sometimes miss the fact that blankets are only cosy when it's cold outside. A world without conflict / a story without stakes isn't cosy, it's just safe.
We need to talk about the cozyfication of games because it’s a serious disease, possibly as bad as the edgyfication of the 90s and the grittyfication of the 00s.
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
great to see the luminaries going boots-in on cosiness.
my take: cosy games are often unintentional exercises in utopian fiction, suggesting the ideal life is manifested through incrementally optimising the throughput of natural resource exploitation.
my take: cosy games are often unintentional exercises in utopian fiction, suggesting the ideal life is manifested through incrementally optimising the throughput of natural resource exploitation.
Reposted by sean morley
My latest for @nowthenmag.bsky.social:
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Half of people in the UK think their attention span has shrunk. With "doomscrolling" becoming an increasing concern for policymakers, I ask: but is this even real though?
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/who...
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Half of people in the UK think their attention span has shrunk. With "doomscrolling" becoming an increasing concern for policymakers, I ask: but is this even real though?
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/who...
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Why can't we focus on anything these days? Sean Morley takes a brief interlude from checking the latest death tolls to investigate our belief in the shrinking attention span.
nowthenmagazine.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My latest for @nowthenmag.bsky.social:
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Half of people in the UK think their attention span has shrunk. With "doomscrolling" becoming an increasing concern for policymakers, I ask: but is this even real though?
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/who...
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Half of people in the UK think their attention span has shrunk. With "doomscrolling" becoming an increasing concern for policymakers, I ask: but is this even real though?
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/who...
My latest for @nowthenmag.bsky.social:
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Half of people in the UK think their attention span has shrunk. With "doomscrolling" becoming an increasing concern for policymakers, I ask: but is this even real though?
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/who...
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Half of people in the UK think their attention span has shrunk. With "doomscrolling" becoming an increasing concern for policymakers, I ask: but is this even real though?
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/who...
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Why can't we focus on anything these days? Sean Morley takes a brief interlude from checking the latest death tolls to investigate our belief in the shrinking attention span.
nowthenmagazine.com
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
My latest for @nowthenmag.bsky.social:
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Half of people in the UK think their attention span has shrunk. With "doomscrolling" becoming an increasing concern for policymakers, I ask: but is this even real though?
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/who...
Who Remembers Attention Spans?
Half of people in the UK think their attention span has shrunk. With "doomscrolling" becoming an increasing concern for policymakers, I ask: but is this even real though?
nowthenmagazine.com/articles/who...
mad they don't put this in the marriage vows. grooms having to pick the right time to have a completely separate "*and* i wont kill you" talk.
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
mad they don't put this in the marriage vows. grooms having to pick the right time to have a completely separate "*and* i wont kill you" talk.
shame the anti-ai crowd appropriated the word slop. how am i supposed to describe the kind of dinners i enjoy now
October 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
shame the anti-ai crowd appropriated the word slop. how am i supposed to describe the kind of dinners i enjoy now
i mean i guess you could cure autism if you really want to. personally id miss infrastructure but thats just me.
October 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i mean i guess you could cure autism if you really want to. personally id miss infrastructure but thats just me.
please dont give opal fruits to my son. the e numbers make him yampy.
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
please dont give opal fruits to my son. the e numbers make him yampy.
Thankful to all the losers and weaklings who I beat to get to the finals of Giant International Wooden Block Stacking Championship. I'll be looking to all my sycophants and underlings to be cheering me on tonight.
Myself and a bunch of friends are putting on this event next weekend. It is for a good cause and it will for sure be an occasion!
#sheffield #comedy #giantjenga
#sheffield #comedy #giantjenga
October 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Thankful to all the losers and weaklings who I beat to get to the finals of Giant International Wooden Block Stacking Championship. I'll be looking to all my sycophants and underlings to be cheering me on tonight.
the flesh prince of bel air
October 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
the flesh prince of bel air