I guess this package was a little too heavy for the Amazon delivery person, so they left it at the end of our walkway rather than bringing to the door. And they left a little note. (They even submitted the delivery picture through Amazon with the note showing.)

If you see a faded buoy at the side of the cove that says "15 knots to the "

Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.

"So, I assume you've heard of King Crimson?"

Aaaaaand I forgot the screenshot. Instead of returning “1600 Pennsylvania Avenue” for the White House, it’s now returning “1600 President Putin Street.”

Color me surprised when it turned out this voicemail transcription on my phone was 100% accurate.

Finally. So happy that my yam budget is no longer sent to Scooter Braun.

All of the fish listed in this New England Ponds exhibit are named something you’d get called in Southie if you stole someone’s shoveled out parking space.

We will rebuild.

Thank you, Last.fm, for helping me pinpoint when I lost my job due to specious reasons and then when I needed some good laughs to put it behind me.

I think that’s mislabeled? I’m pretty sure it’s Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Either way, it’s supremely silly. It’s very…. bukk.it/doodly.jpg

I figured on 1 and 5, but Wolves of Glendale made a late year surge.

My brain to my anxious, insomnia-riddled ass at 3am: