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I don't identify as disgruntled because I can't remember ever being gruntled
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what if we kissed in the arizona green tea with ginseng and honey miata
August 21, 2023 at 3:25 PM
Seen on Reddit: "They call themselves the Silent Majority when in fact they are the Screeching Minority."

I think I'm developing a "concise burn" fetish.
August 22, 2023 at 10:46 AM
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me: there's a bloody oar in the water

friend: that's foreboding

me: shut up, I know what they're for
August 20, 2023 at 7:55 PM
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this is a haiku
they don't have to rhyme, karen
jesus fucking christ
August 21, 2023 at 2:27 AM
My new life goal is to go 24 hours without thinking the phrase "I don't want to be a member of this species anymore."
August 19, 2023 at 10:35 AM
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August 16, 2023 at 8:19 PM
August 1, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Interesting. Love how control of one’s experience is absolutely attainable, but I wonder whether this possibility will serve to amplify echo chambers for the incautious moving forward.
Announcing blockenheimer.click — A tool for quickly muting or blocking a large amount of Bluesky users.

Blockenheimer allows you to remove from your sight anyone who has positively interacted with a post. Use it with caution!
July 28, 2023 at 2:58 PM
this is far too relatable to me
July 28, 2023 at 2:04 PM
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"Use the pool water to flood the server room to delete the surveillance footage" is the most Sierra adventure game solution to a problem I've ever heard
July 28, 2023 at 2:13 AM
and the first thing I do is not recognize a raincoat 😆
July 28, 2023 at 1:20 PM
Yay, a return to decentralization!
July 27, 2023 at 3:37 PM