Sean Simpson
@seancsimpson.bsky.social
Cybersecurity engineer, oenophile, foodie, news junky, Bay area proud, childless cat person. I am not a journo, but my team and I protect many amazing journalists at Scripps. Pro democracy, DEI, LGBTQIA+ ally, politically independent.
And yes, "Idiocracy" is obligatory.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
And yes, "Idiocracy" is obligatory.
Big fan of coconut water myself
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Big fan of coconut water myself
Right after they release their healthcare plan.
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Right after they release their healthcare plan.
It's Bizarro world
November 7, 2025 at 6:46 AM
It's Bizarro world
Transformation is messy. Also necessary.
November 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Transformation is messy. Also necessary.
Apparently he gave his bank account number to a prince who was supposed to transfer money to him…
November 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Apparently he gave his bank account number to a prince who was supposed to transfer money to him…
How did they differentiate you from the Invisible Man?
November 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
How did they differentiate you from the Invisible Man?
Feeding hungry children is a democrat priority
October 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Feeding hungry children is a democrat priority
Dear Donald Trump. Instead of sending troops to Portland, Chicago, and California, please direct them to war ravaged Mississippi
October 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Dear Donald Trump. Instead of sending troops to Portland, Chicago, and California, please direct them to war ravaged Mississippi
I keep saying frog is the tank man of our time. And whether or not Time magazine puts him on the cover, this image will have life for a loooong time. We are all frog!
October 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I keep saying frog is the tank man of our time. And whether or not Time magazine puts him on the cover, this image will have life for a loooong time. We are all frog!
California’s system of confirmation is pretty awesome
October 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
California’s system of confirmation is pretty awesome
Any wealthy Americans willing to follow suit?
October 24, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Any wealthy Americans willing to follow suit?
Make brutalism great again
October 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Make brutalism great again
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Hell, I’d be shocked if he bothered to find out whether Melania was still in the East Wing before he destroyed it.
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hell, I’d be shocked if he bothered to find out whether Melania was still in the East Wing before he destroyed it.
Maybe you can get accustomed at your hotel?
October 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Maybe you can get accustomed at your hotel?
I think it's more important that we prove the world is flat first.
October 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I think it's more important that we prove the world is flat first.
💯. There is also power in the hero story. Wonder twins power... activate!
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
💯. There is also power in the hero story. Wonder twins power... activate!