Honestly sometimes it's hard to not just play with your dick when you're lounging around 🤷

Cannot believe I missed/forgot my favorite holiday 😒 Anyway happy (belated) International Jockstrap Day

Actually a very fun day off activity is going to old playlists and revisiting the music you were really into 8 years ago. Really balances out the extremely unfun activity of doing laundry tbh

I know he sleeps on the job 99% of the time but he's definitely employee of the month/year/lifetime in my home office 💁🏻‍♀️

I had doubts but actually I look good in briefs

I've never had to work from home before. The dress code is nice!

A guy dressed as a wizard offered one of his "wizard trinkets" in exchange for a cig. Literally how could I say no to that???

Don't be shy, now.

The storm yesterday knocked out power at my job but NOT my apartment. So I'm having a grand bonus day off tbh

Sundays are for being a layabout tbqh

Brand new bluesky meet brand new tattoo