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Collector of hobbies. Currently getting into sewing because it helps me chill out. I'm trying to get a plan together to get out of Florida. Right now the plan is to hit the lottery but I'm working on a plan B.
I've seen some under oak trees here in florida, but I'm in an urban area where hurricanes have flooded the area with god-only-knows-what chemicals and heavy metals so I pass. I just show them to my goddaughter and she makes "eeeww" sounds. But she loves looking at them. Great find!
May 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Trump wants to put all the Tariff money into the Sovereign wealth fund. The government collects taxes and then they give it to Elon Musk to go to Mars or whatever, bypassing accountability. It's a definite wealth transfer. The tax cuts will still be financed by debt.
April 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Just In Time has been the goal forever. Now they say it's different.

Glad it's not the administrations fault. It never seems to be their fault
April 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I need to line up all the boosters I'm going to need for the next few years.

I'm not getting shingles to make RFK feel good about himself.
March 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
An example is the china initiative in the late 50's that caused 10M starvation deaths. It was called "The Great Leap Forward"

This fuckery will directly effect all of us,and possibly in ways we can't see right now. I can see small farmers trashed & profiteering from industrial ag causing shortages
March 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
TIL: there is a thing called the Chesterton Fence Principal - you should never take down a fence, change a rule, or change a tradition without knowing why it's there in the first place.

I feel like it applies here.
March 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Well with Elon Musk suing advertisers for not giving him money after he told them to go fuck themselves, this isn't really actually surprising.
March 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If we can bankrupt tesla, all these idiots that are sucking on elon's toes will suddenly disappear.

Destroy the money, destroy the oligarchy 🔥
March 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
$757,000,000,000 market cap loss from the high 🤣

The shareholder lawsuits are going to be huge
March 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I've got a fundraiser idea for you guys

Little lawn gnomes that you can put in your front yard that look like Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump that dogs walk by and pee on

I'm not even smart enough to figure out how to make money on it. Make them cheap so we can put them in parks
March 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I wish I had a bar of xanax so I could forget about that again. Can't remember what I used last time.
March 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
OMG 😲. I can't imagine...

Poor bastard is not allowed to be in a relationship. What else is he going to do?

There's plenty of other stuff to be upset about.
March 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Next year they all plan on dropping their pencil at the same time
March 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Honestly I think it's more about religion than age.

It's not exactly difficult to scare those folks. BOOO I'M THE DEVIL! is enough to throw them into a seizure.
March 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Idk why x'ers are so pissed. It seems like most missed out on pensions and many had no option for 401k or didn't contribute. A lot of people my age have nothing in retirement at all and they're starting to see the cliff. A lot probably pissed off about it, so burn it all down so nobody has anything
March 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
No, if they voted trump it's because they are just ignorant assholes that didn't learn any critical thinking skills. Or they are hateful bastards.

Blaming it on feeling butthurt because their lives didn't turn out like they thought it would is just excuse. Fuck em.
March 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My wife said something about doing something special for our 25th...I'm thinking she will hate this idea. But maybe I can get credit for thinking about it at least
March 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Wellll....there's a problem. He just discovered the word "groceries" and found it a strange word because he hasn't ever used it before. Groceries.

I'm just saying that it's a capacity thing. I think he understands what he's saying, but he actually doesn't understand. 8 neurons can only do so much
March 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I want to help fill the void. Here is a dragon fruit flower and a cat.
March 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM