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Collector of hobbies. Currently getting into sewing because it helps me chill out. I'm trying to get a plan together to get out of Florida. Right now the plan is to hit the lottery but I'm working on a plan B.
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Anybody got any idea about this one? The distinctive spikes on the edges made me think I could ID it pretty quick, but nope. I'm not interested in eating it, just curious bc I haven't seen one around before here in Central Florida. I'm not the most observant though.
May 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ok, this doesn't look very interesting. We don't really go around thinking about knots in our daily lives, but they have cataloged over 352 million different knots. This tells me it has to be a bigger and more important Thing than I realize.

I'm going to watch it

youtu.be/8DBhTXM_Br4?...
The Insane Math Of Knot Theory
YouTube video by Veritasium
youtu.be
March 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I know a lot of people probably don't know about this, Trump pulled this tariff gag back in the 80s and 90s. I think it's amazing that anyone believes anything he ever says. He's always been a poser. He's always been a scam. He's always been a loser.

www.flyertalk.com/articles/the...
That Time Donald Trump Faked a Hostile Bid for United Airlines
In its analysis of nearly a decade of Donald Trump’s tax information obtained by the New York Times, the Gray Lady highlighted a surprising tactic the real estate magnate used to turn speculation over...
www.flyertalk.com
March 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I just made a mean chili colorado and it kicks ASS.

While I was doing that my daughter was making some blackened chicken

My house smells like burnt butter and spices with a good meaty earthy smell behind it
March 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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March 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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In other news, Taco Bell is offering wedding packages on the Las Vegas Strip for “only” $777.

(Chalupas are extra.)

cc: @kathleenmadigan.bsky.social
March 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So this idiot motherfucker thought there was going to be an economic collapse so he pulled $1,000 out of the bank. One thousand dollars. It's like bringing an apple pie to a famine.

And then he killed a kid.

I can't think this stupid to understand it.
March 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This is a proud handicapped Trump supporter. I wonder who they think is getting targeted for cuts? It's bizarre how they think
February 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Florida is so bankrupt that it can't even afford to hire its own teachers and it relies on the Department of Education. Oops..."relied"...past tense. Florida is desperately trying to turn itself into Louisiana or Oklahoma

www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/7...
$7M grant addressing teacher shortage in North Florida defunded midway through program
A $7 million U.S. Department of Education grant designed to help address the teacher shortage in our area through a program at the University of North Florida was just defunded.
www.actionnewsjax.com
February 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Hahaha nice gaslighlting, Zelensky said plenty of praise for trump recently, calling him strong just a few days ago, until trump bent over putin, vance is a little coward
February 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I hate that orange asshole so fucking much. He makes me feel ashamed of literally fucking everything. I'm ashamed to be American. Fucking white. Having a dick. I mean goddamn I'm ashamed I have eyes.

What a fucking useless tool sack. Fuck all those idiots and simps.

/rant

<breathe>
February 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Big advertising push on YouTube from Building Americas Future, a pac funded by elon musk promoting him and T*ump
February 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Insider selling at Tesla. In the last 12 months there has been about 1.5 million shares sold by insiders, including leon's brother. A little more than half of those were sold in the last 3 months. Protests outside Tesla dealerships is killing what few sales they may be able to get.
February 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Consumer spending came in at -.9% versus an expected -.3%, an unexpexted lower number.

We HAVE to keep it up because it's working. Obviously there are millions of families right now that are cutting their spending back to zero out of necessity, but we make a big impact.

Find your #protest
February 18, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Hey everyone, please prepare for a recession.

If 200,000 people lose their federal job, and they have families and friends that are witnessing it, there are going to be millions of people cutting their spending back to zero because they are worried about the future.
February 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I explained to a big trumper how since he's taking antidepressants that he is considered a drug addict. Told him about the suggested farms. He said they would be voluntary

I think he Got It when I said "can a helplessly addicted person make good decisions for themselves?"

I think the light came on
February 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I'm rooting for the asteroids today
February 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Musk is a parasite trying to kill its host
February 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My wife sent this to me
February 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
A lot of egg producers work on contracts for distributors so even though prices are soaring the farmers aren't seeing any of it.
February 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I thought I heard a sonic boom but it was just millions of bubbles popping at the same time
I thought they were all self-made rugged individualists who didn’t rely on socialism.
February 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If a disease made you suddenly shit yourself at random times, do you think Republicans would believe in that one and wear a mask?
February 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So we won't know if a hurricane is coming and if we get one, we're on our own.

In the United States.
February 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
TIL: there is a thing called a butt plug taco holder and I have to say that human creativity is pretty amazing
February 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM