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My other ride is a mortar and pestle. Baltimore
My fondest wish - the Boulet Brothers switch places with Greg Davies & Alex Horne for one week
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pat halfway through Phantom of the Opera:

"Everyone involved needs to start seeing other people."
November 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Kali Uchis hired me for 9 hours just to hand-wash a few dainties
September 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Scientists Urge National Initiative on Microbiomes www.nytimes.com/2015/10/29/s...
Scientists Urge National Initiative on Microbiomes (Published 2015)
www.nytimes.com
August 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The way Thai food can just pull you back from the very brink
August 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
facebook urgently wants me know that my casual friend's ex-boyfriend from seven years ago was tagged in a post I haven't seen yet!!!
July 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
MOLLY RINGWALD LIKED MY COMMENT ON FACEBOOK

i will never wash my facebook again
June 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Don't know where he got the title "captain" and beginning to suspect he might not be a kangaroo either
June 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We just don't throw enough things off enough cliffs these days
May 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dire Straits tribute band - Unfortunate Circumstance
May 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Every state needs to do this ASAP
April 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Costumes my team built are nominated for a Lucille Lortel Award! Signature Theater's "Orlando" 2024 - up for Best Costume Design by Oana Botez
April 4, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Thots & Players
April 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ok guess I *can* theoretically wait for Hubs to get home before I climb this rickety ladder against a second-story window during the tornado. I mean if you *truly* insist
April 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Ken Gerhard is when you buy Lyle Blackburn on Wish
March 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Whomsoever decided Run the Jewels tickets are released on Economic Blackout Day can and should have a piano dropped on them from a third-story window
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory
February 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Will 'Hell in a Cell' for the Presidency. "AND HERE COMES BIG SHERM WITH THE STEEL CHAIRRRRrrrr"
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
The Maryland State Motto should be "Its Always Something"
February 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Motherfucker.
February 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Just got to reference the Tenets of @bbdragula.bsky.social in a business email
February 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Rarely do I get as personally offended as when someone says "We're doing it this way because this is the way we've always done it." Absolutely repulsive.
February 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM