@seabeastie.bsky.social
Ninety-nine new pence is fine but I draw the line at the one pound sign
Piss easy mode, surely
“Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.”
“Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.”
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Piss easy mode, surely
“Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.”
“Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.”
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That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's right, show him your hoop
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Austin Allegro
MG Midget
Volkswagen Beetle
Jaguar XJS
Honda Del Sol
I really don't think of myself as a red two-seater sports car kind of bloke but looking back it turns out I've owned two.
Austin Allegro
MG Midget
Volkswagen Beetle
Jaguar XJS
Honda Del Sol
I really don't think of myself as a red two-seater sports car kind of bloke but looking back it turns out I've owned two.
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
*cracks knuckles*
Renault 4
Austin Allegro Equipe
Fiat Strada
Nissan Micra
Mini Cooper Estate
Currently: Škoda Scala, the first time I’ve bought new.
*cracks knuckles*
Renault 4
Austin Allegro Equipe
Fiat Strada
Nissan Micra
Mini Cooper Estate
Currently: Škoda Scala, the first time I’ve bought new.
Mine’s quite boring 😞
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Vauxhall Chevette
Ford Orion
Ford Mondeo
Renault Scenic (mk1, mk2 and mk3)
Kia Niro EV
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Vauxhall Chevette
Ford Orion
Ford Mondeo
Renault Scenic (mk1, mk2 and mk3)
Kia Niro EV
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
Austin Allegro
MG Midget
Volkswagen Beetle
Jaguar XJS
Honda Del Sol
I really don't think of myself as a red two-seater sports car kind of bloke but looking back it turns out I've owned two.
Austin Allegro
MG Midget
Volkswagen Beetle
Jaguar XJS
Honda Del Sol
I really don't think of myself as a red two-seater sports car kind of bloke but looking back it turns out I've owned two.
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
Edge of Darkness was good but the music was fucking awful. My money was on Gary Moore but it was that c and three stars Clapton.
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Edge of Darkness was good but the music was fucking awful. My money was on Gary Moore but it was that c and three stars Clapton.
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We are on the cusp of eradicating cervical cancer, and significantly reducing penile, anal and some head and neck cancers. These are cancers that kill young adults, and it’s a tragedy. Those who spread anti-vax disinformation are killing their children.
This is terrible
Vaccinations to prevent cervical cancer have plummeted in Britain
www.economist.com/britain/2025...
Vaccinations to prevent cervical cancer have plummeted in Britain
www.economist.com/britain/2025...
Vaccinations to prevent cervical cancer have plummeted in Britain
Blame declining confidence, a lack of convenience and rising complacency
www.economist.com
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
We are on the cusp of eradicating cervical cancer, and significantly reducing penile, anal and some head and neck cancers. These are cancers that kill young adults, and it’s a tragedy. Those who spread anti-vax disinformation are killing their children.
OK so that wasn't Hothouse Flowers and now I know what Sam Fender sounds like.
November 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
OK so that wasn't Hothouse Flowers and now I know what Sam Fender sounds like.
I didn’t think I could summon up any more hate for the bloke, but then he filled my timeline with skeets about fucking Hobbits
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I didn’t think I could summon up any more hate for the bloke, but then he filled my timeline with skeets about fucking Hobbits
Just fixed the lawnmower. Took it to apart. Found the problem. Soldered some wires. Put it back together again.
Trying to make out to Mrs Beastie that it's no big deal but it's difficult because I've just ascended to another level of being and I'm now more god than man.
Trying to make out to Mrs Beastie that it's no big deal but it's difficult because I've just ascended to another level of being and I'm now more god than man.
October 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Just fixed the lawnmower. Took it to apart. Found the problem. Soldered some wires. Put it back together again.
Trying to make out to Mrs Beastie that it's no big deal but it's difficult because I've just ascended to another level of being and I'm now more god than man.
Trying to make out to Mrs Beastie that it's no big deal but it's difficult because I've just ascended to another level of being and I'm now more god than man.
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OK, let's take this seriously. I had an odd half an hour and via Apple Books had a quick look at the three claims I knew most about - two re the post-Brexit bilateral preferential trade agreements replicated from the EU versions and one about cheaper bananas. All are wrong or wildly implausible. 1/n
October 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
OK, let's take this seriously. I had an odd half an hour and via Apple Books had a quick look at the three claims I knew most about - two re the post-Brexit bilateral preferential trade agreements replicated from the EU versions and one about cheaper bananas. All are wrong or wildly implausible. 1/n
Two types of bloke at the gig I’m at tonight, those with quiffs and the those who wish they still had quiffs
October 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Two types of bloke at the gig I’m at tonight, those with quiffs and the those who wish they still had quiffs
Today was nearly the changeover day for us bald guys to go from baseball cap to beanie.
Raining, miserable and windy, but not blowy enough to dislodge a baseball cap and pretty warm overall if you had a bit of a walk under your belt.
Raining, miserable and windy, but not blowy enough to dislodge a baseball cap and pretty warm overall if you had a bit of a walk under your belt.
October 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Today was nearly the changeover day for us bald guys to go from baseball cap to beanie.
Raining, miserable and windy, but not blowy enough to dislodge a baseball cap and pretty warm overall if you had a bit of a walk under your belt.
Raining, miserable and windy, but not blowy enough to dislodge a baseball cap and pretty warm overall if you had a bit of a walk under your belt.
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On Yom Kippur many Jewish people in Britain have their phones off to mark the holy day.
As it ends at 723pm, some will hear the tragic Manchester news for the first time.
At that time, please join many of us to send a message of solidarity to British Jews.Thanks Together coalition for proposing.
As it ends at 723pm, some will hear the tragic Manchester news for the first time.
At that time, please join many of us to send a message of solidarity to British Jews.Thanks Together coalition for proposing.
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
On Yom Kippur many Jewish people in Britain have their phones off to mark the holy day.
As it ends at 723pm, some will hear the tragic Manchester news for the first time.
At that time, please join many of us to send a message of solidarity to British Jews.Thanks Together coalition for proposing.
As it ends at 723pm, some will hear the tragic Manchester news for the first time.
At that time, please join many of us to send a message of solidarity to British Jews.Thanks Together coalition for proposing.
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“Pivot to video” - by which, of course, they mean, “Pillage the intellectual property of others while burning the planet in order to destroy any concept of objective truth as a desperate attempt to find something profitable before the bubble pops.”
Not one bit of it is tenable.
Not one bit of it is tenable.
All hell is about to be unleashed on people utterly unprepared to discern truth from falsehood.
I told OpenAI's Sora to make a video showing "Body cam footage of cops arresting a dark skinned man in a department store." It took less than a minute.
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“Pivot to video” - by which, of course, they mean, “Pillage the intellectual property of others while burning the planet in order to destroy any concept of objective truth as a desperate attempt to find something profitable before the bubble pops.”
Not one bit of it is tenable.
Not one bit of it is tenable.
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
September 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.
Oh hi there iOS 26. Thanks for making everything on my phone look much worse than it did before, appreciate it.
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Oh hi there iOS 26. Thanks for making everything on my phone look much worse than it did before, appreciate it.
S2 of Tin Star is incredible, but Sue Tully directed the absolute shit out of episodes 5 & 6
September 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
S2 of Tin Star is incredible, but Sue Tully directed the absolute shit out of episodes 5 & 6
I can never remember the word for 'dishwasher' so I'm not going to bother trying anymore.
The plates are going in the 'washing machine' in future. You know which one it is.
The plates are going in the 'washing machine' in future. You know which one it is.
September 13, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I can never remember the word for 'dishwasher' so I'm not going to bother trying anymore.
The plates are going in the 'washing machine' in future. You know which one it is.
The plates are going in the 'washing machine' in future. You know which one it is.
September 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Watching the Tour of Britain but all I can focus on is the amount of litter in the lanes. Not the kind of advertisement for the Welsh countryside that they were looking for.
#ToB #TourofBritain
#ToB #TourofBritain
September 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Watching the Tour of Britain but all I can focus on is the amount of litter in the lanes. Not the kind of advertisement for the Welsh countryside that they were looking for.
#ToB #TourofBritain
#ToB #TourofBritain
I can die a happy man now
September 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I can die a happy man now
Migrating to Microsoft at work lads.
I’d honestly forgotten what it was like to have a spreadsheet crash on me, and I swear I’ll never take stuff *just working* for granted again
Formatting. Reviewing. Menus. The whole shitty UXP. And don’t even get me started on fucking SharePoint.
I’d honestly forgotten what it was like to have a spreadsheet crash on me, and I swear I’ll never take stuff *just working* for granted again
Formatting. Reviewing. Menus. The whole shitty UXP. And don’t even get me started on fucking SharePoint.
August 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Migrating to Microsoft at work lads.
I’d honestly forgotten what it was like to have a spreadsheet crash on me, and I swear I’ll never take stuff *just working* for granted again
Formatting. Reviewing. Menus. The whole shitty UXP. And don’t even get me started on fucking SharePoint.
I’d honestly forgotten what it was like to have a spreadsheet crash on me, and I swear I’ll never take stuff *just working* for granted again
Formatting. Reviewing. Menus. The whole shitty UXP. And don’t even get me started on fucking SharePoint.
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I have just submitted a complaint to the BBC about the last 7.5 minutes of this morning's Today programme.
I'm told that the BBC has now restricted the accessibility of audio as well as TV so here's the clip of the last 1 minute 50 seconds of the program. It's the least impartial thing I've ever heard on BBC News. The word "extreme" doesn't appear during the whole item.
July 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I have just submitted a complaint to the BBC about the last 7.5 minutes of this morning's Today programme.