Im just amazed at someone with such an apparent dearth of forethought or self knowledge continuing to find more and more ways to f$ck with people and the Presidency

Ooh, ooh, what if we let go of the idea that everything can achieve ever-increasing profit indefinitely?

I mean, in the areas where they *refused* to protect kids from COVID, it seems natural that they would deny any downstream effects.

when I was a kid, I asked my dad how much was $1 million, and he said "more than you could spend in a lifetime." welp.

I'm afraid he'll die before he is held accountable.

So scary when I agree with Magic The Gathering

IDK, man, I'm feeling like RFK wasn't raised right.... and I'm worried about whether there are more like him at home.

How do I get my husband to understand I was trying to eat?

After about 40 minutes I said, I’m not sure I want to cook apples all night. He said, that’s ok I can show you how to safely cover them to reheat tomorrow

I’d say 70 but yeah

I can't figure out how people are voting for it, in public, in front of people they want to like them. Like we had this whole thing in middle school where they were telling us how this stuff gets into (fascist, racist, antisemitic) our social makeup and our communities....

That's "soft focus," you heathen.

If they got on my bad side that hard-core, I wish them the best of my villainy

I'll give up fortune telling to have the rest of this. :)

Half my involvement in fandom is based on humor and satire (filk, Pratchett, Hitchhiker's etc.)!

That’s not exactly fair. They have money to kill people at home too.

Kinda. Seems a little scrawny, he ok?