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{
age: 22
species: dog
work_ethic: "getting better"
interests: [
worldwide_web
video_games
programming
anime_girls
]
}
{
age: 22
species: dog
work_ethic: "getting better"
interests: [
worldwide_web
video_games
programming
anime_girls
]
}
![[screenshot of a video game] This planet has oceans of molten wood. There's a TV series that's just a perfect copy of Home Movies.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n3d72yupkvvhom4drv7s64x6/bafkreievgim4bpomprgcisax64nfj42v4tg3psag7bsuh52raspvman4vq@jpeg)
oh hello Flash CS6 you beautiful woman.
November 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
oh hello Flash CS6 you beautiful woman.
can we take a moment to appreciate how pretty the CS6 loading windows are? great design on all of these, the transparency is so slick and each one is distinct in a way that abstractly reflects what each software is for
November 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
can we take a moment to appreciate how pretty the CS6 loading windows are? great design on all of these, the transparency is so slick and each one is distinct in a way that abstractly reflects what each software is for
10 games to get 2 know me !!!!
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
10 games to get 2 know me !!!!
check out unihertz they make phones exclusively for freak perverts. i have a jelly star and every time someone sees it they laugh but i dont care bc it has a headphone jack
October 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
check out unihertz they make phones exclusively for freak perverts. i have a jelly star and every time someone sees it they laugh but i dont care bc it has a headphone jack
(dumbest motherfucker who has ever lived voice) uhhhhh copilot [shits diaper] how do i craft stairs in minecarft [eats booger] *20 seconds pass* *3 acres of rainforest burn* "Let's delve into how to craft stairs in Minecraft. It's not just easy—it's easy and fun!"
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
(dumbest motherfucker who has ever lived voice) uhhhhh copilot [shits diaper] how do i craft stairs in minecarft [eats booger] *20 seconds pass* *3 acres of rainforest burn* "Let's delve into how to craft stairs in Minecraft. It's not just easy—it's easy and fun!"
nothing sam altman makes can beat this
October 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
nothing sam altman makes can beat this
half-life 2 looks so good in 4:3
October 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
half-life 2 looks so good in 4:3
![[discord screenshot]
plant:
"Car accident" implies the existence of "car intentional"
scump:
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![plant:
ITS THIS BASE64 METADATA FOR A FUCKING PNG
[screenshot of a 75px 8-color image of a beautiful sunset]
# YOU.
WHY. WHY.
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN WHY IS THIS THE RESPONSE TO A JOKE
[image of villain grabbing superman's cape]
EXPLAIN YOURSELF](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:n3d72yupkvvhom4drv7s64x6/bafkreib6v6rjsu2v7lk52t6hbuqabvgxom4piz2kbd2hzibu7s2gdajlsy@jpeg)
python is a LISP part 2
September 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
python is a LISP part 2
art in AAA games with 300-person art teams vs art in a pc-98 titty game called Erogenous Sweatpits or smth
September 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
art in AAA games with 300-person art teams vs art in a pc-98 titty game called Erogenous Sweatpits or smth
did you know python is actually a LISP
September 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
did you know python is actually a LISP
willy loman type content
September 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
willy loman type content
literally some of the earliest art we have is because a fat woman changed some caveman's life‼️
September 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
literally some of the earliest art we have is because a fat woman changed some caveman's life‼️
tag that one friend that's too gnostic 😭
September 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
tag that one friend that's too gnostic 😭
cracking my knuckles and spinning up my custom configured neovim in my custom configured terminal to complete my college programming assignment where i have to implement this C++ class
September 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
cracking my knuckles and spinning up my custom configured neovim in my custom configured terminal to complete my college programming assignment where i have to implement this C++ class
th bottom of the orange creamsicle where the ice cream is extra soft the pussy 😋
September 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
th bottom of the orange creamsicle where the ice cream is extra soft the pussy 😋
yeah, i use a batteries-included distro with highly integrated backwards compatibility, a combined tiling/floating window manager, and extensive driver support for decades of hardware.
August 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
yeah, i use a batteries-included distro with highly integrated backwards compatibility, a combined tiling/floating window manager, and extensive driver support for decades of hardware.